Superman vs. The Elite

00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:45,972 Tell me he's got that thing trained. 299 00:26:18,671 --> 00:26:22,300 Not bad for a guy who just kicks the snot out of wankers. 300 00:26:27,764 --> 00:26:29,766 Well, I'll be damned. We did it. 301 00:26:29,933 --> 00:26:32,102 Looks like you guys are gonna need a name soon. 302 00:26:32,268 --> 00:26:34,020 COLDCAST: Guess what we found. 303 00:26:35,563 --> 00:26:36,606 - Bastards! - Manchester! 304 00:26:37,190 --> 00:26:39,025 Who put you up to this? 305 00:26:39,984 --> 00:26:43,655 - Easy, Manchester. - Not chatty? Fine. 306 00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:46,574 [BOTH SCREAM] 307 00:26:46,741 --> 00:26:50,620 Pokolistani tweaked about England's support of Bialya. 308 00:26:50,787 --> 00:26:52,831 You're killing them! Stop! 309 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:57,335 Can't just let them get away with it, though, can we? 310 00:26:57,502 --> 00:26:59,504 We won't, but not like that. 311 00:26:59,671 --> 00:27:02,340 Why the hell not? No less than they deserve. 312 00:27:05,969 --> 00:27:08,847 Call this one a win and save the philosophy for the pub, then? 313 00:27:09,013 --> 00:27:11,850 - Definitely. - Hey, hero. Mm. 314 00:27:16,104 --> 00:27:19,774 So was it the trashy outfit, or should I start gluing slugs to my face? 315 00:27:19,941 --> 00:27:22,527 - Maybe an iguana. - It was a moment. 316 00:27:22,694 --> 00:27:24,028 Pam was overexcited. 317 00:27:24,195 --> 00:27:27,198 Pam? One team-up and she's Pam. 318 00:27:27,365 --> 00:27:30,618 We saved a few hundred people, Lois. What can I say? 319 00:27:30,785 --> 00:27:33,621 They're new and... excitable. 320 00:27:34,414 --> 00:27:39,544 That excitability better stay one-sided, though you don't exactly sound like a fan. 321 00:27:39,711 --> 00:27:40,879 Not sure I am. 322 00:27:41,045 --> 00:27:42,881 You're the minority. The net's on fire. 323 00:27:43,047 --> 00:27:45,508 - People love these guys. - They didn't see the part... 324 00:27:45,675 --> 00:27:49,137 ...where Black almost lobotomized the two Pokolistani terrorists. 325 00:27:49,304 --> 00:27:51,681 - That would have sealed it. - What do you mean? 326 00:27:51,848 --> 00:27:54,893 I mean some people think terrorists should get what they deserve... 327 00:27:55,059 --> 00:27:57,061 ...as slowly and painfully as possible. 328 00:27:57,228 --> 00:27:58,563 Is that what you believe? 329 00:28:00,148 --> 00:28:03,276 Some days, yeah. 330 00:28:05,445 --> 00:28:09,324 I checked with the <i>London</i> Mirror while you were making kissy faces with Lady Furby. 331 00:28:09,491 --> 00:28:12,202 They couldn't confirm any of Black's story. 332 00:28:12,368 --> 00:28:16,080 - What about the sister? - No birth record. No death certificate. 333 00:28:16,247 --> 00:28:19,250 - So he's lying? - Don't know. We need to go deeper. 334 00:28:19,417 --> 00:28:22,587 If he did work for the government, his files could be... 335 00:28:23,338 --> 00:28:25,215 Okay. 336 00:28:26,174 --> 00:28:27,217 CLARK: Lois. 337 00:28:30,053 --> 00:28:33,223 <i>MANCHESTER: Evening, morning, and afternoon to one and all...</i> 338 00:28:33,389 --> 00:28:35,183 <i>...wherever you happen to be.</i> 339 00:28:35,350 --> 00:28:37,685 <i>Please forgive this brief but important message...</i> 340 00:28:37,852 --> 00:28:40,104 <i>...regarding the safety of the civilized world.</i> 341 00:28:40,271 --> 00:28:43,274 How are they doing this? Can you do this? 342 00:28:43,441 --> 00:28:45,527 <i>This is</i> a <i>call-out to the shadow cabinets</i> 343 00:28:45,693 --> 00:28:48,947 <i>petty dictators and all-around tossers of the world.</i> 344 00:28:49,113 --> 00:28:50,573 <i>You're on notice.</i> 345 00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:53,952 <i>We're not bound by lines on a map or political alliances...</i> 346 00:28:54,118 --> 00:28:56,371 <i>...or governing bodies of any kind.</i> 347 00:28:56,538 --> 00:29:00,124 <i>We are our own bosses, and we have a very simple job.</i> 348 00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:02,919 <i>There are the good guys, namely us...</i> 349 00:29:03,086 --> 00:29:06,798 <i>...and the bad guys, namely anyone who treats anyone else like trash...</i> 350 00:29:06,965 --> 00:29:08,633 <i>...to further their petty aims.</i> 351 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,969 <i>We turn bad guys into memories.</i> 352 00:29:11,135 --> 00:29:13,721 <i>So mind your manners, lads and lasses...</i> 353 00:29:13,888 --> 00:29:15,807 <i>...or we'll blow your house down.</i> 354 00:29:15,974 --> 00:29:17,642 <i>We're the Elite.</i> 355 00:29:18,059 --> 00:29:21,145 <i>You asked for us, world. Now you got us.</i> 356 00:29:21,312 --> 00:29:24,774 At least they picked a name. Clark? 357 00:29:27,318 --> 00:29:30,488 MAN: Ha-ha. All right! Finally someone's got a pair! 358 00:29:30,655 --> 00:29:32,740 See, Dad? That's how you do it. 359