Flashdance

Do you have frogs' legs?" 237 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,602 And the waiter says, "No, that's just the way I walk." 238 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,847 Wanna talk about boogers? I know a lot about them. 239 00:31:25,872 --> 00:31:27,672 Boogers? Sports for 50? 240 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,326 What's a pimple on a Polack's ass? 241 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,485 A brain tumor. 242 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,087 Hey, take a walk. Bring on the bimbos. 243 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,725 Hey, come on, guys. Could you give me a break? 244 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,043 Look, I'm just a cook. Okay. I'm just a cook. All right? 245 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,162 And this is my big chance. So if you screw it up for me... 246 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,847 ...I'm gonna put cockroaches in your hamburgers. You got it? 247 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,564 Well, miracles do happen, I guess. 248 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:05,242 I guess it took the Steelers 40 years to win a championship, didn't it? 249 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,841 Steelers. Yes. 250 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,284 I tell you. 251 00:32:13,309 --> 00:32:16,309 You know, I feel like Franco Harris when he made the Immaculate Reception. 252 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,209 It was amazing. 253 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,609 Hey, did you hear about the Polack who locked his keys in the car... 254 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,963 ...and he had to use a coat hanger to get his family out? 255 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,967 Amazing. 256 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,724 Did you hear about the Polack who died drinking milk? The cow fell on him. 257 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,647 You know, there was a Polish terrorist. 258 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:42,004 You know, they sent him to blow up a car, and he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. 259 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,084 All right. All right. 260 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,844 You guys have been real nice and I gotta go cook the hamburgers. 261 00:32:52,869 --> 00:32:54,469 No roaches, I promise. 262 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,041 So let me bring out our next act. 263 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,369 Direct from Mawby's, it's Tina Tech, ladies and gentlemen. 264 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,765 One, two, three, four. 265 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,643 Alex, sit down here a moment, will you? 266 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,360 Cecil, this is a nice ass. 267 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,369 Soft. 268 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,770 Round. Snug. She likes it. 269 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:31,249 Hey. Bimbo. Whore. 270 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,003 Fuck off. 271 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,490 - Night, kids. - Good night. 272 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,284 Good night, Jake. 273 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,564 Hey, Richie, no more jokes about cockroaches? 274 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,841 One of these days I wanna be like, you know... 275 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,049 ...Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin. Until that day... 276 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,242 You'll just keep stealing all their material. 277 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,881 Hey, Alex. 278 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,401 - Let me go. - What are you doing? 279 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,490 - Nothing to fight about. - Get your hands off me. 280 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:39,847 - We're gonna go to Cecil's. - Let me go, goddamn it. 281 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:44,090 Drink a little wine, do a little weed. You and me. How about Cecil? 282 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,362 - Fucker. - You like Cecil? 283 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,887 - Get off of me. - All three of us, real friendly. 284 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,003 Why don't you leave her the fuck alone? 285 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,248 The comedian's gonna be a hero. 286 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,845 Son of a bitch. 287 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,850 Oh, shit. 288 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,725 Cecil, what the fuck's wrong with you? 289 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,010 Let her go, John. 290 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,406 Hey, what are you doing here, Nick? Slumming? 291 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,206 This ain't your neighborhood no more. 292 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,930 I didn't mean nothing. I just got pissed off. 293 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,451 You okay? 294 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,686 - Send me your bill, kid. - Let me see. 295 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,848 - Is it bleeding? Oh, Jesus. - Yeah. 296 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,644 Here. Come on. 297 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,324 Here's your hat. 298 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,568 - Are you okay? - It's fine. 299 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,841 - Yeah. - You sure? 300 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,089 Yeah, I'm okay. It's gonna look good on stage. 301 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,210 - It's gonna be fine. - You sure? 302 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,849 - You sure you're gonna be okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 303 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,567 Listen, what can I say? Thanks a lot. 304 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,408 I'll give you a lift home. 305 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,407 It's okay. I've got a ride.