Bonnie and Clyde

00:39:49,573 --> 00:39:50,733 "Now, I tell you what you do..." 324 00:39:51,408 --> 00:39:54,741 "...you bring in a fresh quart of milk every day..." 325 00:39:55,078 --> 00:39:57,911 "...and you put some brandy in it, see. And you try that." 326 00:39:58,248 --> 00:40:02,241 So he did, and he doctored it all up with the brandy, fresh milk... 327 00:40:02,586 --> 00:40:06,249 ...and gave it to his mama, and she drank a little bit of it. She didn't, you know. 328 00:40:06,590 --> 00:40:11,084 So next day he brought it in again, and she drank a little more. 329 00:40:11,395 --> 00:40:14,922 And so then, it went on that way, the third day just a little more... 330 00:40:15,265 --> 00:40:18,098 ...and the fourth day she was, you know, took a little bit more... 331 00:40:18,435 --> 00:40:21,927 ...and then finally, a week later, he gave her the milk... 332 00:40:22,272 --> 00:40:25,435 ...and she just drank it down, she swallowed the whole thing... 333 00:40:25,776 --> 00:40:27,107 ...and she called him over and she said... 334 00:40:27,444 --> 00:40:30,936 "...Son, whatever you do, don't sell that cow." 335 00:40:44,795 --> 00:40:46,626 All right, you got the keys now, haven't you? 336 00:41:04,648 --> 00:41:08,140 I gave him a month's rent in advance. We're all set. Let's get inside. 337 00:41:12,656 --> 00:41:14,647 Honey, I'm taking you to our first home. 338 00:41:15,325 --> 00:41:16,986 "Here comes the bride." 339 00:41:17,327 --> 00:41:19,158 What do you think, honey? 340 00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:21,820 Just perfect. 341 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,331 This is your first home. 342 00:41:26,470 --> 00:41:28,165 He gave me the grocery number. 343 00:41:35,512 --> 00:41:37,002 4-3-3-7, please. 344 00:41:38,348 --> 00:41:41,681 Hi, there, Speedie's Groceries? I want to order up a mess of groceries. 345 00:41:42,185 --> 00:41:44,676 And a Frigidaire, not an ice-box. 346 00:41:50,527 --> 00:41:53,519 Eight pounds of pork chops, four pounds of red beans. 347 00:41:56,533 --> 00:41:59,024 About eight bottles of Dr. Pepper. 348 00:42:11,214 --> 00:42:13,205 You sure can play checkers. 349 00:42:22,559 --> 00:42:25,551 You need a haircut. You're looking just like a hillbilly boy. 350 00:42:25,896 --> 00:42:28,228 You are just like an old man. 351 00:42:28,565 --> 00:42:31,398 Playing checkers all the time, don't pay any attention to your little old wife. 352 00:42:31,735 --> 00:42:34,226 You ain't going to ever beat me, but you just keep trying. 353 00:42:35,739 --> 00:42:39,903 Oh, Daddy, you sure do need a haircut. 354 00:42:40,243 --> 00:42:43,235 Why, you look like a little old hillbilly, I do declare. 355 00:42:43,580 --> 00:42:46,413 Oh, mercy me, don't. 356 00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:49,583 Don't talk that way when she's right there in the next room. 357 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,911 There is always somebody in the next room, in this room, 358 00:42:52,089 --> 00:42:54,080 ...or in every other kind of room. 359 00:42:57,094 --> 00:42:59,085 Don't you ever just want to be alone with me? 360 00:42:59,596 --> 00:43:01,587 I always feel like we're alone. 361 00:43:03,266 --> 00:43:04,597 Do you, baby? 362 00:43:04,935 --> 00:43:06,095 I'm hungry. 363 00:43:19,116 --> 00:43:20,105 Groceries, ma'am. 364 00:43:22,953 --> 00:43:25,217 - How much? - Six dollars and 43 cents. 365 00:43:43,306 --> 00:43:44,796 Here, ma'am, let me help you with... those bags are heavy. 366 00:43:45,142 --> 00:43:46,473 No, thanks, I'll get them. 367 00:43:47,310 --> 00:43:48,800 Just get the door. 368 00:44:05,996 --> 00:44:08,487 "But few of them really are justified... 369 00:44:08,832 --> 00:44:10,993 "...if you get right down to the point. 370 00:44:12,002 --> 00:44:15,995 "You've heard of a woman's glory being spent on a downright cur." 371 00:44:16,506 --> 00:44:17,996 Did you write all that yourself? 372 00:44:18,341 --> 00:44:20,673 Do you want to hear this or not? 373 00:44:22,846 --> 00:44:26,509 "Still you can't always judge the story as true... 374 00:44:26,850 --> 00:44:28,681 "...being told by her. 375 00:44:31,521 --> 00:44:34,183 "Now Sal was a gal of rare beauty... 376 00:44:34,524 --> 00:44:36,856 "...though her features were coarse and tough." 377 00:44:37,194 --> 00:44:38,024 I knew that old gal. 378 00:44:38,528 --> 00:44:41,520 She was cock-eyed and she had a hare lip and no teeth. 379 00:44:45,035 --> 00:44:46,866 "Now Sal was a gal of rare beauty... 380 00:44:47,370 --> 00:44:50,203 "...though her features were coarse and tough. 381 00:44:50,540 --> 00:44:54,874 "She never once faltered from duty, to play on the up and up. 382 00:44:56,379 --> 00:44:59,212 "Sal told me this tale on the evening... 383 00:44:59,716 --> 00:45:01,707 "...before she was turned out free. 384 00:45:02,552 --> 00:45:06,215 "And I'll