Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

You think that girl is hot... 435 00:30:45,059 --> 00:30:47,634 - Dale? - Yeah? Huh... 436 00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:51,892 - Did you guys find my friends? - Uh, whoa. 437 00:30:51,939 --> 00:30:53,645 Whoa. 438 00:30:53,692 --> 00:30:56,066 - What? - Huh? What? 439 00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:58,738 Your friends? No, no. Uh, we left them a note. 440 00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,823 They should be by here any minute. 441 00:31:03,353 --> 00:31:06,962 - What are you doing? - Oh, I'm digging a shitter hole. 442 00:31:07,009 --> 00:31:09,133 I'm digging a crap... crapper hole. It's a... 443 00:31:09,179 --> 00:31:11,888 It's a hole. It's for the shithouse. Craphouse... 444 00:31:11,935 --> 00:31:14,602 - Outhouse hole. - An outhouse hole. 445 00:31:15,858 --> 00:31:17,984 - You mind if I help? - What? No! 446 00:31:18,031 --> 00:31:21,617 No, no, it's not work for a pretty... for a girl like you. That's... 447 00:31:21,663 --> 00:31:23,369 Oh. 448 00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:26,542 I grew up on a farm. It was either help out or get out. 449 00:31:26,589 --> 00:31:27,961 That's a good rule. 450 00:31:28,008 --> 00:31:30,549 Yeah. So I've done this before, believe it or not. 451 00:31:30,596 --> 00:31:31,636 Yeah. 452 00:31:37,818 --> 00:31:40,509 So are you gonna help, or just gonna stand there staring at me? 453 00:31:40,515 --> 00:31:43,700 - Uh... No, I'm gonna help. I'll just... - I can't dig this on my own. 454 00:31:43,789 --> 00:31:45,244 Yeah, yeah. 455 00:31:46,795 --> 00:31:49,044 - Yeah, you're doing a good job. - Thank you. 456 00:31:59,143 --> 00:32:02,111 That sick fuck. He's making her dig her own grave. 457 00:32:02,157 --> 00:32:03,822 We don't have much time. 458 00:32:04,630 --> 00:32:07,213 - Does everybody have their weapons? - All set, man. 459 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:09,961 All right, you guys go around, get the guy at the wood chipper. 460 00:32:09,967 --> 00:32:11,362 You take the big guy. 461 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,441 I'm gonna just chill right here. 462 00:32:21,829 --> 00:32:23,536 OK, one more load and then we're done. 463 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:25,862 Hey, come on, get out. 464 00:32:26,968 --> 00:32:27,963 Here. 465 00:32:30,671 --> 00:32:32,169 Now! 466 00:32:33,092 --> 00:32:34,381 Huh? 467 00:32:35,930 --> 00:32:38,347 Oh, good, look, your friends are here. Hey! 468 00:32:39,363 --> 00:32:40,935 Dale! 469 00:32:46,284 --> 00:32:49,703 Oh, God! 470 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:28,979 Are you OK? 471 00:33:34,495 --> 00:33:35,791 Allison, say something! 472 00:33:36,757 --> 00:33:40,175 Tucker! Tucker! Holy mother of God! 473 00:33:40,263 --> 00:33:42,387 You'll never beli... What happened to you? 474 00:33:43,687 --> 00:33:45,895 - Are you OK? - What happened to me? 475 00:33:46,902 --> 00:33:51,447 Some kid, he just hucked himself right into the wood chipper! 476 00:33:51,494 --> 00:33:53,951 - What? - Headfirst right into the wood chipper! 477 00:33:53,999 --> 00:33:55,794 From his shoes and his pants, 478 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,095 it looked like it might have been one of the college kids. 479 00:33:58,106 --> 00:33:59,212 What the hell happened to her? 480 00:33:59,258 --> 00:34:02,343 She got knocked out and fell into the shitter hole right next to me. 481 00:34:02,389 --> 00:34:04,221 - Is that your blood? - What? No. 482 00:34:04,267 --> 00:34:06,103 No, it's college kid blood. 483 00:34:06,109 --> 00:34:07,744 One of them suckers came running out of nowhere, 484 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:10,224 and speared himself through the gut and died right on top of me! 485 00:34:10,231 --> 00:34:11,986 - Holy crap. - I know! 486 00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:13,280 Calm down. Don't cry. 487 00:34:13,327 --> 00:34:14,366 - Calm down! - OK. 488 00:34:14,412 --> 00:34:16,408 Get a hold of yourself! 489 00:34:19,172 --> 00:34:22,590 All right... I know what this is. 490 00:34:22,637 --> 00:34:25,637 - What? - This is a suicide pact. 491 00:34:25,725 --> 00:34:27,725 - It's a what? - These kids are coming out here, 492 00:34:27,772 --> 00:34:31,607 - and killing themselves all over the woods. - My God, that makes so much sense. 493 00:34:31,654 --> 00:34:34,280 Holy shit. We have got to hide all of the sharp objects! 494 00:34:34,326 --> 00:34:35,826 You know what else, Tucker? 495 00:34:35,832 --> 00:34:37,367 I think they're trying to kill her, too. 496 00:34:37,373 --> 00:34:39,331 Yeah. Think about it. 497 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:43,297 That's why they acted so funny after we saved her, because they want her dead. 498 00:34:44,596 --> 00:34:47,930 - Why? - I don't know. I don't know. 499 00:34:47,977 --> 00:34:49,772 It's good that you don't know, it's good that I don't know, 500 00:34:49,778 --> 00:34:51,673 because if we knew they'd want to kill us, too. 501 00:34:51,679 -