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into that car back there. 225 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,630 Okay, forget eloping, but there is an idea 226 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:34,780 I think we should discuss about the band for our wedding. 227 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:39,804 I think we should hire a, you know, a Frank Sinatra-type lead singer for the band 228 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,329 as opposed to a James Brown-type lead singer, 229 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,142 because, you know, really, let's be honest, there's only one James Brown, 230 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,979 and, you know, a faux James Brown is really quite intolerable. 231 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,351 Evan? 232 00:19:54,922 --> 00:19:56,288 Where are you? 233 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,905 You pissing or something? 234 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,538 Evan? 235 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:41,239 You know, plus he'd be grinding his hips, and my grand mother would be, 236 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:44,349 yes, revolted but also strangely fascinated 237 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,704 in a completely disturbing way and... 238 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,667 Baby? 239 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,214 Carly, I was kidding. 240 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,133 Carly? 241 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,015 Evan? 242 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,421 Sweetheart? Hey, guys, hold up! 243 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,132 Guys, hold up for a second, all right? 244 00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:45,553 Baby, seriously, this isn't funny. 245 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,764 Jesus. God! Baby! 246 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,814 Oh! I'm so sorry. 247 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,924 I could've killed you, woman. I'm extremely dangerous. 248 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,445 You wanna know why I love you so much? 249 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,553 Because you're so fun to play with. 250 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,616 Is that why you love me? 251 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,068 - That really scared me, baby. - I'm sorry. 252 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,328 That really scared me. Would you not do that? 253 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,497 Hello! 254 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,086 Hello! 255 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,342 There's nothing like stating the obvious, huh? 256 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,763 Hey, baby, look at this. 257 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:31,623 Hey, Carly, I think this would be a good time 258 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,102 for you to confront your fear of heights! 259 00:22:33,581 --> 00:22:34,418 - Don't! - Oh god! 260 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,564 Okay, that is not funny. 261 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,690 Look who's scared now. 262 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,988 - Sorry. - Whatever. 263 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:49,994 Just get me to a motel room, run me a very hot bath, 264 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:53,621 and be prepared to provide me with a lot of orgasms. 265 00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,666 I think they need to be alone. 266 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:59,711 What do you expect? They just got engaged. 267 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,464 They're happy. It's a hard thing to find. 268 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:03,631 Yeah. 269 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,052 - Got it? - Limber tongue. Got it. 270 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,636 You're stupid. 271 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,483 Maybe we shouldn't have left Francine and Evan. 272 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,610 Don't worry. They're fine. 273 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,322 - You guys okay? - Super. 274 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:33,787 Well, wait, guys. This road isn't on here. 275 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,915 That's because you don't have the redneck World Atlas. 276 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,877 I think we've just been saved, kids. 277 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,921 - Can I get a... - Woo! Woo! 278 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,848 Make this quick. 279 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,102 Actually, maybe we should keep walking. 280 00:23:57,186 --> 00:24:00,188 What? The next house is gonna have a white picket fence? 281 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,524 Yeah, if there is a next house. 282 00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:07,212 - Hey. - What? 283 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:26,923 Hello? 284 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,343 All right, this isn't right. 285 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,554 Hello? 286 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,854 Hello? Anybody home? 287 00:24:44,621 --> 00:24:47,026 Whoa! Baby, could you... 288 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,737 Hey, hey, what are you doing? 289 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,657 I was gonna see if they had a phone. 290 00:24:51,685 --> 00:24:53,158 I mean, you guys can wait out here if you want. 291 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,359 You can't just go barging into someone's house like that. 292 00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:57,412 Yeah because, you know, I'm just thinking, 293 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,123 West Virginia, trespassing, not a great combination. 294 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,958 Look, I need to pee...