Mortal Kombat II

340 00:29:09,418 --> 00:29:12,088 Each flame represents a fighter. 341 00:29:12,254 --> 00:29:13,422 The tournament ends when one side 342 00:29:13,555 --> 00:29:15,357 has no champions left. 343 00:29:16,225 --> 00:29:17,760 Hey. How's it going, babe? 344 00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:22,886 Listen, I'm warning you, 345 00:29:23,232 --> 00:29:26,268 I got a Saturn Award for best fight in a feature film, 346 00:29:26,402 --> 00:29:27,971 so don't mess with me. 347 00:29:31,774 --> 00:29:34,054 Whoa! Whoa. Easy, all right. 348 00:29:34,110 --> 00:29:36,512 Let's just take a timeout here and talk about it. 349 00:29:36,645 --> 00:29:39,648 Okay? I really don't feel comfortable hitting a girl. 350 00:29:40,976 --> 00:29:43,345 Don't worry, you won't. 351 00:29:54,863 --> 00:29:56,899 Whoa! Come on. Easy. Let's just talk about this. 352 00:30:19,822 --> 00:30:21,256 Why are you so fucking mean? 353 00:32:13,344 --> 00:32:14,777 Finish him! 354 00:32:28,884 --> 00:32:30,219 Hmm. 355 00:32:54,449 --> 00:32:57,152 It appears your side is already down a man. 356 00:32:57,847 --> 00:32:59,115 Tragic. 357 00:33:02,128 --> 00:33:03,362 And who are you? 358 00:33:03,593 --> 00:33:06,261 Sindel. High Queen of Edenia. 359 00:33:06,388 --> 00:33:08,959 Consort to the great Shao Kahn. 360 00:33:09,091 --> 00:33:10,993 They send their queen to fight? 361 00:33:11,126 --> 00:33:14,497 No. We send our best to fight. 362 00:33:14,898 --> 00:33:15,577 Oh. 363 00:33:16,103 --> 00:33:18,514 No offense, babe, but you look really fucking dead. 364 00:33:18,635 --> 00:33:20,971 I was freed from my mortal bonds. 365 00:33:21,103 --> 00:33:22,238 Shao Kahn showed me 366 00:33:22,371 --> 00:33:23,940 the pleasures of a life eternal. 367 00:33:28,512 --> 00:33:30,580 Perhaps I'll do the same for you. 368 00:33:40,389 --> 00:33:42,692 What a pretty trick. 369 00:33:42,826 --> 00:33:44,539 Would you like to see mine? 370 00:33:45,126 --> 00:33:47,096 No, actually I'm good. 371 00:34:10,052 --> 00:34:13,436 Fuck you! You stupid bitch! 372 00:35:18,952 --> 00:35:21,524 It appears our sides are now even. 373 00:35:26,596 --> 00:35:28,464 What'd I miss? 374 00:35:28,598 --> 00:35:31,133 Fuck yeah! Look who's back. 375 00:35:32,355 --> 00:35:34,557 Well? How bad was it? 376 00:35:34,938 --> 00:35:38,307 Zombie queen. Pit of spikes. Yeah. 377 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,110 -So pretty goddamn bad. -Ow. 378 00:35:41,878 --> 00:35:43,345 -You okay? -Yeah. 379 00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:48,378 What happened? 380 00:35:48,685 --> 00:35:51,019 You were eliminated from the tournament. 381 00:35:52,221 --> 00:35:53,227 You lost. 382 00:35:53,373 --> 00:35:56,512 You are lucky, she was charitable and let you live. 383 00:36:03,859 --> 00:36:05,395 Oi! Pennywise. 384 00:36:05,835 --> 00:36:08,104 I've been looking all over this shithole for you. 385 00:36:08,237 --> 00:36:09,639 You promised me a new eye. 386 00:36:09,773 --> 00:36:11,775 And it better be one that shoots lasers. 387 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,058 - I have other priorities. - Like fucking what? 388 00:36:15,225 --> 00:36:16,478 If it's putting on more eyeliner, 389 00:36:16,532 --> 00:36:18,033 trust me, you're good. 390 00:36:18,247 --> 00:36:19,549 All right? Come on, mate. 391 00:36:19,574 --> 00:36:21,742 I am bumping into shit left, right, and center. 392 00:36:21,985 --> 00:36:23,887 I mean, my peripheral vision is fucked. 393 00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:25,522 Proper fucked, mate. 394 00:36:25,655 --> 00:36:27,724 So come on. Chop-chop. Let's get to it. 395 00:36:29,118 --> 00:36:30,794 Well, you don't have to do it right now. 396 00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:33,630 I mean, you need to, you know, take a measurement. 397 00:36:33,763 --> 00:36:37,366 Check the color or wash your grubby little hands. 398 00:36:39,902 --> 00:36:41,338 All right, let's have a look. 399 00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:44,387 Don't fucking roll it on the fucking ground, you grub! 400 00:36:45,689 --> 00:36:47,856 Oi, the amulet. 401 00:36:48,377 --> 00:36:50,780 I want that back. And don't fucking roll it. 402 00:36:50,914 --> 00:36:53,650 You got your eye. Now leave me alone. 403 00:36:53,729 --> 00:36:56,297 The amulet does not belong to you. 404 00:36:56,404 --> 00:36:58,392 Its powers are well beyond 405 00:36:58,420 --> 00:37:00,523 your meager understanding. 406 00:37:00,657 --> 00:37:01,891 Idiot. 407 00:37:02,025 --> 00:37:03,760 All right. Let's take this baby for a test drive. 408 00:37:04,661 --> 00:37:07,463 All right. 409 00:37:07,597 --> 00:37:12,602 One, two, three. Oh! Fuck! Snug. 410 00:37:15,471 --> 00:37:16,973 Wow. 411 00:37:17,107 --> 00:37:19,509 Holy shit, is that HD? That's pretty good. 412 00:37:19,642 --> 00:37:22,377 How many eyes you made? Can you do me othe...