The Happytime Murders

630 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,557 <i><font color=#80ffff>where the sugar is cheap and the sex is cheaper.</font> 631 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,544 Looks like, uh, coach Lyle's 632 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,839 got himself a bit of a criminal record. 633 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,973 You know, back in the happytime gang days, 634 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,509 Lyle was as straight as an arrow. 635 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,803 Well, looks like his arrow got bent. 636 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,346 This is it. 637 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:51,085 Okay, can we please just be professional 638 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:52,516 and keep a low profile? 639 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:53,774 Of course. 640 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,530 - Hey, look, it's the nra. - Get in here. 641 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,318 Okay, all right. Take it easy. 642 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:04,777 - Take it easy. - Come here, you. 643 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,871 - Come on. - All right, all right! 644 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:10,375 Phil Philips, what a surprise. It's been a while. 645 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,546 Hey, Lyle. 646 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:13,249 Hate to be the bearer of bad news, 647 00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,755 but we don't allow humans in our game. 648 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,632 Oh, no, no, no, Walt, you don't understand. 649 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:20,294 - Uh, she's not all human. - Shut up, Phil. 650 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,992 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 651 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,680 Edwards, tell them. 652 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,138 Fine. I have a puppet liver. 653 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,849 Wow. 654 00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,934 - Bullshit. Prove it. - No way. 655 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,109 Bring her ass over here. 656 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:34,399 What you gonna do? Cut me open? 657 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,106 - Roxy? Yeah. 658 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,396 Look at this, sacramento red hot. 659 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,360 Grade-a hyper sucrose. 660 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:43,367 It'll put a human in a diabetic coma for a month, 661 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:46,074 but to a puppet, pure ecstasy. 662 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:47,533 I'm not doing that. 663 00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:50,290 Do it, meat sack, take it. 664 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,669 Huh...! 665 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,511 Oh, sorry about your dead human friend, Philips. 666 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,550 Wait for it. 667 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,016 Whoo! 668 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,682 That is good shit. 669 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,066 Well, fuck me! 670 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,318 Maybe. 671 00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,604 She said she might. That's funny! 672 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:23,364 Hey! 673 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,151 Shit, this woman crazy. 674 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,742 Somebody get more of this! 675 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,032 Boy, that's great! 676 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,997 Hey, wait a minute, now. Put that... no, don't do that. 677 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,582 We're laughing together. 678 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,297 You're my favorite! 679 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,963 Half-puppet cop? 680 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,506 Never heard of that before. 681 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,299 Yeah, tell me about it. 682 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:51,093 Hey, uh, listen, I need to ask you 683 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,636 a few questions, if you don't mind. 684 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:53,849 Oh, oh, sure, sure. 685 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:56,060 Listen, I'm sorry about Larry, man. 686 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:59,648 He was all right, even after the bleach job. 687 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:00,821 Yeah, thanks. 688 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,506 You know, most fleshies don't give a fuck 689 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:03,988 when one of us drops. 690 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,820 That doesn't make it okay. 691 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,700 You're absolutely right. 692 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,611 Here's to Larry, man. 693 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,911 To Larry. 694 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:16,418 Yeah, ashes to ashes, and fluff to fluff, man. 695 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:19,955 Flush to the motherfucking queen. 696 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:22,670 Eat it so much, bitch. 697 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:27,929 I'd love to eat it so much, 698 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,556 but I have a sensitive tummy, 699 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:32,138 which may be because I got a full boat, 700 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,224 you kremlin piece of shit. 701 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,105 Oh, it's okay, babe... 702 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,143 Get me some more lean. 703 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:44,108 - Oh, okay. - Motherfucking bitch. 704 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:49,401 I just never really cared for that word, if you must kn