Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll

00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:52,995 Ah, my son the chef. I'm so proud. 136 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:58,042 Yeah, about the whole chef thing. Maybe I'd be good at something else. 137 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:01,754 Let's see how good you are at cleaning up this mess. 138 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,632 Good thinking, Dad. Clean things! I'd be a great cleaner. 139 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:06,801 [laughing] You, a cleaner? 140 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:09,762 I can't even get you to take a bath. You're funny. 141 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:12,098 -You should be a comedian. -A comedian! 142 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:14,142 -Uh-huh. Uh-huh. -Or a dancer. 143 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,269 Got it. Dancer. I can do graceful. 144 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:18,771 You, graceful? I feel sick. 145 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,898 Then you need a doctor! I could be one. 146 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:24,026 Cleaner, comedian, dancer, doctor. Great! What else? 147 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,403 An emperor. 148 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:26,446 Can I? 149 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,781 No! I was just kidding! 150 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:34,370 Po, your destiny is to become a chef like me. 151 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,496 I can't be a chef. 152 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:40,168 I'm the one who poison-- ted out that I can't be a chef. 153 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,921 Dad, I'm never gonna be like you. 154 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:48,301 I just... I don't know what I wanna do. 155 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:53,097 Hmm. I know what you can do. Take out the trash. 156 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:55,725 [Mantis grunts] 157 00:07:56,934 --> 00:08:00,313 Pardon me. I'm here to see Shifu. I'm the doctor. 158 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:01,564 Oh, sorry. 159 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,024 The list! 160 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,110 [Mantis] Okay, nice meeting you! 161 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,116 [Ping] You have to know what you wanna do in life. 162 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,912 Otherwise, you'll end up being a loser, like that chef who poisoned Shifu. 163 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,164 -Right, Po? -[whispering] Yeah, rub it in. 164 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:20,875 Ow! [wincing] 165 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:22,919 Oh! 166 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,131 [roaring] 167 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:32,094 I am Boar! I am unstoppable! 168 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:36,474 Master Shifu. From the Jade Palace. He will stop you! 169 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:37,391 Shifu? 170 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:39,560 The Jade Palace. 171 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:42,855 Make it quick. I have a valley to defend. 172 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,858 Acupuncture is a very precise art. 173 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,777 Have you ever done this before? 174 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,446 [laughing] No, you're my first patient. 175 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,948 -[grunts] -Whoa! 176 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,366 That is weird. 177 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,117 [shouting] 178 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:58,871 [rhinos grunting in unison] 179 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,748 The Cleaner? 180 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:02,667 It must be a codename. 181 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,715 Masters, the valley is in great peril. 182 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,969 Master Shifu sent me to fetch four warriors. 183 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,929 I'm looking for... 184 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,432 the Cleaner? 185 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:22,395 Yes? 186 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:23,854 Right. 187 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:27,483 Master Cleaner, it is an honor to meet you. 188 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,903 Master Shifu has asked that you return with me to the Jade Palace. 189 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,614 -You are needed there. -The Jade Palace? 190 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,075 Excellent work. 191 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,120 Yes! I-- Yes, of course I'll go. 192 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,830 Good. We must hurry. 193 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,374 The Jade Palace! I'm needed there! 194 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:44,750 [Crane laughing] 195 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,045 Let's see. Who's next? 196 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,506 The Comedian? 197 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,551 That's not a banana. That's my wife! 198 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,595 -Oh, this is awful. -[audience groaning] 199 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,639 -[Monkey] Okay, two of us go into a bar. -[audience shouting] 200 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,057 One of us goes in. 201 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,354 Do not go in there. He's so bad! 202 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,772 Excellent! 203 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:10,776 Hello? Master Comedian? I've been sent by Master Shi-- 204 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,404 [gasps] Is everything all right? 205 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,031 Sure, I killed in there. 206 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,366 I cannot read this. It's upside down. 207 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:21,078