Operation Avalanche

Cheer up! 478 00:30:54,115 --> 00:30:56,649 We just got a huge promotion, come on! 479 00:30:58,752 --> 00:31:00,186 Whoo! 480 00:31:06,126 --> 00:31:09,462 Mr. boles, I guess we'll be working together again. 481 00:31:09,464 --> 00:31:11,097 Welcome to Texas. 482 00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:13,633 Congratulations on having Brackett approve this insane mission. 483 00:31:15,002 --> 00:31:16,836 You guys are filming this right now? 484 00:31:16,838 --> 00:31:18,838 Yeah, we film everything. It's a documentary. 485 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,707 It's a documentary film. 486 00:31:21,709 --> 00:31:24,977 Okay, before we get started on this, I know you're technically my boss, 487 00:31:24,979 --> 00:31:26,879 but I'm running all this. 488 00:31:26,881 --> 00:31:28,781 Yeah. 489 00:31:28,783 --> 00:31:30,783 No, I'm here because you have no idea what you're doing. 490 00:31:30,785 --> 00:31:34,687 So I'm in charge and you don't run a goddamn thing. 491 00:31:37,858 --> 00:31:40,960 So no more fucking around behind our backs, all right? 492 00:31:49,036 --> 00:31:51,637 Wow, I heard it's pretty shitty. 493 00:31:51,639 --> 00:31:53,673 Hi. How you doing? 494 00:31:53,675 --> 00:31:55,241 Enjoying the 4th of July? 495 00:31:55,243 --> 00:31:57,510 Yes, I'm in a great mood. 496 00:31:57,512 --> 00:32:00,813 This is a bit of a party for me, too, because we got a promotion. 497 00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:02,615 Did you? Yeah. 498 00:32:04,551 --> 00:32:06,486 Somebody just tell me what's wrong. 499 00:32:06,488 --> 00:32:08,688 Is that... That's the barbecue. 500 00:32:11,525 --> 00:32:14,627 The barbecue what? What happened at the barbecue? What's going on? 501 00:32:14,629 --> 00:32:16,095 Watch. 502 00:32:16,097 --> 00:32:17,897 Right... 503 00:32:18,832 --> 00:32:20,666 There. See that? 504 00:32:20,668 --> 00:32:23,503 Yeah, two guys. Yeah. Look at this. 505 00:32:26,608 --> 00:32:28,841 So he's holding something, we're thinking maybe super 8. 506 00:32:28,843 --> 00:32:30,843 It could be a 35mm still camera. 507 00:32:30,845 --> 00:32:34,547 And do we know who this is? Maybe they're NASA guests. 508 00:32:34,549 --> 00:32:36,883 Yeah, I don't know. Tourists? Who knows, right? 509 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,286 It could be nothing. 510 00:32:40,288 --> 00:32:42,655 It is nothing... 511 00:32:42,657 --> 00:32:44,056 Who is it? 512 00:32:44,058 --> 00:32:45,791 It's boles. 513 00:32:54,001 --> 00:32:55,535 This looks like shit. 514 00:32:56,738 --> 00:32:59,906 You have one guy in a space suit, 515 00:32:59,908 --> 00:33:01,741 prancing around on the sand... 516 00:33:01,743 --> 00:33:03,709 with one rock. 517 00:33:03,711 --> 00:33:04,911 Who do you think this is gonna convince? 518 00:33:04,913 --> 00:33:06,812 I... It convinced Brackett. 519 00:33:06,814 --> 00:33:09,081 Well, now you have to convince me. 520 00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:10,249 What are you talking about? 521 00:33:10,251 --> 00:33:11,851 Nobody is going to buy this. 522 00:33:11,853 --> 00:33:14,153 I thought you were advocating for me to do this! 523 00:33:14,155 --> 00:33:16,789 I was advocating for operation Northwoods. 524 00:33:16,791 --> 00:33:18,591 I think this idea's ridiculous. 525 00:33:30,672 --> 00:33:33,873 Mike, do you remember mentioning, uh, test locations 526 00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:36,275 that NASA was using for photography? 527 00:33:36,277 --> 00:33:38,010 Would you mind showing me those pictures? 528 00:33:38,012 --> 00:33:39,211 You mean on camera, or... 529 00:33:39,213 --> 00:33:41,047 If you don't mind. I don't mind. 530 00:33:41,049 --> 00:33:43,249 These are places that look like the moon on earth? 531 00:33:43,251 --> 00:33:47,853 Exactly. These are called geology field trips. 532 00:33:47,855 --> 00:33:49,989 So you're saying that the rocks that are on the moon 533 00:33:49,991 --> 00:33:51,924 are the exact same as the rocks on earth? 534 00:33:51,926 --> 00:33:53,960 I'm not saying exact. I'm saying... But they're close? 535 00:33:53,962 --> 00:33:56,329 They're close enough that... That... 536 00:33:56,331 --> 00:33:58,931 Yeah, I mean... So if you saw them, you would think that, uh... 537 00:33:58,933 --> 00:34:01,133 Oh, yeah, you can get an igneous rock 538 00:34:01,135 --> 00:34:03,336 from a volcano here in America 539 00:34:03,338 --> 00:34:04,837 and tell somebody it's a moon rock 540 00:34:04,839 --> 00:34:06,238 and they wouldn't know. 541 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,873 Really? Yeah. 542 00:34:16,984 --> 00:34:19,385 - Hello. - Is Owen home? 543 00:34:19,387 --> 00:34:21,754 He's in the garage. 544 00:34:21,756 --> 00:34:23,089 You look great. 545 00:34:29,030 --> 00:34:30,096 FBI! 546 00:34:30,098 --> 00:34:31,230 Look at this! 547 00:34:31,232 --> 00:34:33,399 The geologist