Hercules and the Amazon Women

One thing's for sure, those men are scared, every one of 'em. 373 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:35,267 - What about you? - Me? What have I got to be scared of? 374 00:29:35,267 --> 00:29:37,667 - Whatever's out there in those woods. - Come on. 375 00:29:37,667 --> 00:29:39,667 There's nothing anywhere that can frighten me. 376 00:29:39,667 --> 00:29:42,800 - Unless, of course, it's more of Ania's cooking. - Hey! 377 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:47,200 So, Hercules. How come, in all the years I've known you, 378 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,400 - I've never seen you carry a weapon? - What do I need a weapon for? 379 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,033 Because... maybe the other guy has one. 380 00:29:55,533 --> 00:29:58,000 So let him carry it. 381 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,600 I let you do that. 382 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 ( Laughing ) 383 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,400 - So what do you think of "Iolaus Junior"? - "Iolaus Junior"? 384 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,400 Yeah. For my firstborn. 385 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,400 - What if it's a girl? - No girls. 386 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,600 - Ania and I agreed. Five sons. - All named Iolaus! 387 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 I've gotta remember them all, don't I? 388 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,600 ( Laughing ) 389 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,800 Where are these beasts? 390 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,800 I hope we haven't come all this way for nothing. 391 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,200 - Be patient. We'll find them. - Yeah, yeah. 392 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,480 Hey! 393 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,000 What do you think? Some kind of warning? 394 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,400 Maybe it's just the way these beasts have fun. 395 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,400 - ( Faint Animal Sound ) - Over there. 396 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,200 Keep your eyes open, Iolaus. 397 00:31:24,133 --> 00:31:26,533 They're watching us right now. I can feel it. 398 00:31:26,533 --> 00:31:28,533 Me too. 399 00:31:52,633 --> 00:31:55,833 Well, Iolaus, you wanted an adventure. 400 00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:13,833 ( Gasping ) 401 00:32:23,033 --> 00:32:25,033 ( Choking ) 402 00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:57,033 - Where'd my sword go? - Who needs a sword? Forget it. 403 00:33:57,033 --> 00:33:59,433 - Yeah, thanks. - Hold on. 404 00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:11,433 - Be careful, Iolaus. - No, be reckless. Careful dies, reckless kills. 405 00:35:11,433 --> 00:35:13,833 Fantastic, aren't they? 406 00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:19,843 Ow! 407 00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:25,033 No, Iolaus. Stay at my back. 408 00:36:05,433 --> 00:36:07,833 Hercules! It's a woman! 409 00:36:17,433 --> 00:36:19,033 Iolaus! 410 00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:26,233 Ugh! 411 00:36:28,633 --> 00:36:31,033 We fought well, you and me. 412 00:36:31,433 --> 00:36:34,633 You're not going to die, Iolaus. 413 00:36:35,033 --> 00:36:37,033 You can't We said we'd go out together. 414 00:36:37,033 --> 00:36:39,033 Back-to-back heroes. 415 00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:44,633 - I can't wait, Hercules. - Iolaus, no. 416 00:36:44,633 --> 00:36:50,233 Tell Ania how much I wanted to be her husband. 417 00:36:52,633 --> 00:36:56,233 Good-bye, my friend. ( Breathing Unevenly ) 418 00:37:01,433 --> 00:37:02,273 Iolaus. 419 00:37:09,033 --> 00:37:11,033 No, stop. 420 00:37:11,433 --> 00:37:13,033 The queen will want to kill him. 421 00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:37,433 The enemy may look insurmountable, but he is just flesh and blood. 422 00:37:37,433 --> 00:37:40,233 Use his strength to destroy him, to defeat him. 423 00:37:40,233 --> 00:37:43,833 His strength will be his weakness, his pride his downfall. 424 00:37:44,233 --> 00:37:48,233 We fight because we have to fight. We fight for our way of life. 425 00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:51,033 The day we do not fight for who we are and what we can be... 426 00:37:51,033 --> 00:37:55,033 is the day they take it away from us again, as they always have before. 427 00:37:55,033 --> 00:37:58,633 Now, that's a good one, Lysia. I'll give you three goats... 428 00:37:58,633 --> 00:38:00,633 and a wagon of hay for him. 429 00:38:00,633 --> 00:38:05,833 - Not for sale. This one's going to the queen. - Not the man. The horse! 430 00:38:27,033 --> 00:38:31,433 My father used to chase my mother with one of these. 431 00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:34,233 No one chases me. 432 00:38:41,033 --> 00:38:46,233 If you're looking for men, you won't find any, not in the city of Amazons. 433 00:38:46,633 --> 00:38:50,233 You're the only one. And I don't think you'll last very long. 434 00:39:02,233 --> 00:39:05,400 I'm sure you're used to having your way with women. 435 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:09,033 I bet they just fall at your feet whereever you go. Well, not here! 436 00:39:09,033 --> 00:39:14,233 - Here, you fall at our feet. - Ugh! 437 00:39:14,633 --> 00