Wakefield

00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:39,759 <i>than I have in months, if not years.</i> 325 00:37:42,387 --> 00:37:44,305 <i>And I'm sure it's not lost on you,</i> 326 00:37:45,014 --> 00:37:46,808 <i>though I might've left my wife,</i> 327 00:37:48,059 --> 00:37:50,144 <i>I'll still be able to keep an eye on her.</i> 328 00:38:20,049 --> 00:38:21,049 Ah, ha! 329 00:38:23,553 --> 00:38:24,553 There we go. 330 00:39:34,624 --> 00:39:37,001 <i>Did I ever miss the conveniences of home?</i> 331 00:39:37,251 --> 00:39:38,251 Oh! 332 00:39:39,879 --> 00:39:40,879 Yeah. 333 00:39:41,714 --> 00:39:42,714 <i>No TV?</i> 334 00:39:44,217 --> 00:39:45,259 <i>No problem.</i> 335 00:39:48,054 --> 00:39:49,889 <i>Our neighbor, Dr. Sondervan,</i> 336 00:39:50,223 --> 00:39:52,682 <i>is a known authority on Down Syndrome</i> 337 00:39:52,683 --> 00:39:54,393 <i>and other developmental disorders.</i> 338 00:39:57,814 --> 00:39:59,856 <i>When he began to board some patients,</i> 339 00:39:59,857 --> 00:40:00,983 <i>a few months at a time,</i> 340 00:40:01,776 --> 00:40:03,194 <i>I stood up for Sondervan</i> 341 00:40:03,361 --> 00:40:05,113 <i>when our neighbors petitioned against him.</i> 342 00:40:14,288 --> 00:40:15,288 Oh shit! 343 00:40:16,082 --> 00:40:17,082 God! 344 00:40:28,511 --> 00:40:30,637 <i>My spirited defense of Dr. Sondervan</i> 345 00:40:30,638 --> 00:40:31,764 <i>and his young charges,</i> 346 00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:35,184 <i>for once gave me the moral high ground with Diana,</i> 347 00:40:35,351 --> 00:40:37,270 <i>who naturally took the opposing view.</i> 348 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,020 <i>"Howard, really?</i> 349 00:40:39,522 --> 00:40:42,525 <i>Do we have any idea what goes on behind those gates?"</i> 350 00:40:43,526 --> 00:40:45,611 <i>And the apparent answer to your wife is,</i> 351 00:40:46,529 --> 00:40:48,072 <i>"Not too goddamn much."</i> 352 00:40:48,906 --> 00:40:50,992 <i>Mornings, a little social interaction.</i> 353 00:40:51,576 --> 00:40:53,995 <i>Evenings conclude with a hot shower.</i> 354 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:57,790 <i>And who can argue with that?</i> 355 00:41:27,945 --> 00:41:29,071 There you are. 356 00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:33,450 Oh! 357 00:41:34,285 --> 00:41:35,453 Not so easy, is it? 358 00:41:36,287 --> 00:41:38,497 <i>In every marriage, there's a division of labor.</i> 359 00:41:39,123 --> 00:41:40,458 <i>Mine and yours.</i> 360 00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:43,127 <i>By Diana's artful calibration,</i> 361 00:41:43,753 --> 00:41:46,672 <i>her tasks occur only inside the house.</i> 362 00:41:47,298 --> 00:41:49,550 <i>Children, cleaning, provisioning,</i> 363 00:41:50,134 --> 00:41:53,221 <i>ooh, which means shopping. Lots of shopping.</i> 364 00:41:53,763 --> 00:41:56,681 <i>But anything external, the roof, the gutters,</i> 365 00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:59,560 <i>the chimney, trash, snow, servicing the cars.</i> 366 00:41:59,894 --> 00:42:01,270 <i>that's all left to me.</i> 367 00:42:01,771 --> 00:42:03,272 <i>Her duties end at the door,</i> 368 00:42:03,606 --> 00:42:06,150 <i>and, of course, any labor accomplished outside the house</i> 369 00:42:06,442 --> 00:42:07,902 <i>is invisible to my wife.</i> 370 00:42:09,029 --> 00:42:10,696 <i>Paying the bills. Invisible.</i> 371 00:42:11,822 --> 00:42:12,822 <i>Property taxes.</i> 372 00:42:13,324 --> 00:42:14,324 <i>Life insurance.</i> 373 00:42:14,992 --> 00:42:15,992 <i>Home insurance.</i> 374 00:42:16,077 --> 00:42:17,787 <i>And of course, our mortgage.</i> 375 00:42:18,663 --> 00:42:21,082 <i>All faithfully and invisibly</i> 376 00:42:21,290 --> 00:42:23,584 <i>taken care of by one Howard Wakefield.</i> 377 00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:26,921 <i>Now, quite possibly deceased.</i> 378 00:42:29,257 --> 00:42:30,257 Celebration. 379 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:32,927 One, two, three, four, five. 380 00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:36,721 Party? 381 00:42:39,225 --> 00:42:41,769 P-A-R-T-Y. 382 00:42:42,436 --> 00:42:43,436 Yeah. 383 00:42:43,938 --> 00:42:44,938 Monday. 384 00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:54,282 Who the hell is this? 385 00:43:02,164 --> 00:43:05,251 Oh my God. Ben Jacobs. 386 00:43:07,211 --> 00:43:09,505 Oh yes, yes, yes. Uh-huh. 387 00:43:10,923 --> 00:43:12,300 You dog. 388 00:43:14,176 --> 00:43:16,178 Coffee, cookies. Come on in. 389 00:43:17,930 --> 00:43:21,017 Oh, he's gonna need some whitener for his coffee, Diana. 390 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,684 Uh, excuse me, 391 00:43:22,685 --> 00:43:24,603 you... you don't have any soy milk, do you? 392 00:43:25,104 --> 00:43:26,647 Of course, she's got soya milk. 393 00:43:26,897 --> 00:43:28,607 She's got everything! 394 00:43:31,485 --> 00:43:33,487 Please, Ben, please. 395 00:43:33,988 --> 00:43:37,199 Tell her about your tragic lactose intolerance. 396 00:43:38,159 --> 0