Paulie

00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:14,380 You know, I think I'll take him with me. 424 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,649 Well, I don't think so, lady. See, I saw the bird first. 425 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:21,320 Oh, no. I'm afraid you are not the right owner for him. 426 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:25,424 Somebody has to teach this beautiful bird some manners. 427 00:30:25,524 --> 00:30:26,993 Might as well be me. 428 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:30,262 What's wrong with my manners? [burps] 429 00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:33,866 [Paulie] All right. Let me out now, Grandma. 430 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:36,202 Very funny. Let me go. Joke's over. 431 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:37,937 Hey, stop that. 432 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:40,940 Keep it up and you'll be in a cage yourself. 433 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,975 - Come on, would you let me out? - Hush. 434 00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:46,812 Padre, you see this broad? She's a birdnapper. Let me out! 435 00:30:46,913 --> 00:30:48,881 Somebody check this lady's purse. 436 00:30:48,981 --> 00:30:51,017 I bet she's got a hamster in there. 437 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:53,052 - Scram. - Thank you. Jeez. 438 00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:55,087 - Where are you going? - Home. 439 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,356 - You gonna walk all the way? - That's right. 440 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:59,892 Well, why don't you fly? It's a lot faster. 441 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:03,295 Can't fly. * Cha, cha-cha-cha, cha... 442 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:08,034 You can talk, but you can't fly. All right, see you around. 443 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,302 All right. See ya. 444 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:13,239 - [bell rings] - [squawks] 445 00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:15,241 [hums] 446 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:20,612 Uh, you know what? I thought it over, and I'm back. 447 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:23,849 Besides, I don't know where she lives. 448 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:26,285 - Where who lives? - Marie. 449 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:31,190 She's all alone, and we're supposed to stick together. 450 00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:37,729 Do you think you could use a little bit of help? 451 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:38,897 Yes. 452 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:42,935 - Yes, what? - Yes, toots. 453 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:46,905 - Mm, "yes, please". - Man, you're needy. 454 00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:50,709 Alweather, Alweather, Alweath... Alweather! 455 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:55,781 Oh, are we in luck. There's only one Alweather in this book, 456 00:31:55,881 --> 00:31:58,050 and it's pretty close by. 457 00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:01,387 What do you say we just go over and surprise her? 458 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,158 Recognize anything? 459 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,894 That's it. That's the house. 460 00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:12,664 That's it, that's it, that's it. That's the one! 461 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,971 Oh, dear. 462 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:48,200 I'm sorry, dear. They've moved away. 463 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:52,638 - Away? - Mm-hmm. To Los Angeles. 464 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:56,108 All right, let's get back in the cab. 465 00:32:56,208 --> 00:33:00,546 Oh, no. It's clear across the country. It's 3,000 miles. 466 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,248 Please. 467 00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:09,721 I'm afraid "please" just won't work in this situation. 468 00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:13,425 [woman] But, what's the matter with New Jersey? 469 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:16,062 It's nice, if you give it a chance. 470 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,530 [thunderclap] 471 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:24,136 Why does your house have wheels? 472 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:26,538 Houses are cheaper with wheels. 473 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:29,108 I was thinking more along the lines 474 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,977 that houses with wheels can go places. 475 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:36,448 Well, not anymore, I'm afraid. 476 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:40,852 Earl and I used to travel all of the time, you know? 477 00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:43,021 But things change. 478 00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:47,193 He had even crazier ideas than you have. 479 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:51,297 We always used to talk about going to the Grand Canyon, 480 00:33:51,397 --> 00:33:54,533 but we just never got that far. 481 00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:59,205 Earl said that if you stand right at the edge 482 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:00,972 just when the sun comes up, 483 00:34:01,073 --> 00:34:04,876 it's like seeing the first sunrise in the whole world. 484 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:09,115 - He was poetic, wasn't he? - For an ex-Marine. 485 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:11,683 Hmm, you miss Earl. 486 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:16,054 - Oh, let's not talk about that. - You miss Earl. 487 00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:18,590 Eat your dinner. 488 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:21,627 Like I miss Marie. 489 00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:26,332 [sighs] 490 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:30,035 - Ready? - Ready! 491 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:32,003 [engine starts] 492 00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:35,941 - So long, Jersey! - So long, Jersey! 493 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:38,744 [Paulie chatt