Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness

Wait, wait. 379 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,083 Actually, I'm sorry, keep going. 380 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:25,958 Wait. 381 00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:28,667 I'm coming… 382 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,042 friend. 383 00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:32,833 But be prepared for a lot of "I told you so's." 384 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:44,000 <i>I have been at sea</i> <i>for 12 long minutes.</i> 385 00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:46,000 <i>The heat is unbearable.</i> 386 00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:48,667 <i>Thirst is a constant companion.</i> 387 00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:50,458 <i>And as for hunger,</i> 388 00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:54,667 <i>I may be developing</i> <i>a taste for chicken and hare.</i> 389 00:29:59,208 --> 00:30:00,917 Not too late to turn around. 390 00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:03,125 I always wanted an adventure. 391 00:30:03,292 --> 00:30:05,750 I just hope we can pull it off. 392 00:30:05,917 --> 00:30:07,167 I'm sure we will. 393 00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:13,250 <i>I have no confidence</i> <i>in our chances.</i> 394 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:16,542 <i>If you're reading this,</i> <i>that means I've either been crushed,</i> 395 00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:19,417 <i>impaled, pole-axed, harpooned,</i> 396 00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:22,125 <i>eaten alive by carnivorous beetles,</i> 397 00:30:22,292 --> 00:30:24,667 <i>drowned in a sea full of sharks,</i> 398 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:28,500 <i>killed by birds</i> <i>pecking at my every being.</i> 399 00:30:42,417 --> 00:30:44,083 So, so parched. 400 00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:49,583 Water? 401 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,542 Oh, that goes down nice. Oh yeah. 402 00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:54,917 So, parched. 403 00:30:55,667 --> 00:30:57,542 That jet stream gets me every time. 404 00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:58,792 Well? 405 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,667 Huh? Oh, yeah uh… 406 00:31:00,833 --> 00:31:03,792 The King took the bait. Everything's going like we planned. 407 00:31:03,958 --> 00:31:05,167 Like <i>we</i> planned? 408 00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:06,750 Well, yeah, okay. 409 00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:10,417 Technically it was your plan, but I agreed it was a great plan. 410 00:31:11,167 --> 00:31:13,208 No, it's the perfect plan. 411 00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:16,500 - Well, not quite perfect. - What? 412 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,250 It's your nephew. 413 00:31:18,417 --> 00:31:19,417 The freak? 414 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:21,792 He knows where the hamster is. 415 00:31:21,958 --> 00:31:25,375 And he and his little turtle friend are following us. 416 00:31:25,542 --> 00:31:27,750 Hey, I figured we could wait for them, 417 00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:31,750 then flank them and engage them in a nautical battle. 418 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,042 I've always wanted to be in a nautical battle. 419 00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:39,292 Please remember you're here because of your wings, not your brain. 420 00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:42,083 I cannot waste valuable time on the off chance 421 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:45,208 that the freak actually makes it across the ocean. 422 00:31:46,167 --> 00:31:47,292 No, 423 00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:50,083 we'll subcontract this one out. 424 00:31:50,583 --> 00:31:54,833 And I have just the animal for the job. 425 00:31:57,542 --> 00:31:58,667 <i>Luther,</i> 426 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:01,167 <i>the last member of our team.</i> 427 00:32:01,542 --> 00:32:03,500 <i>The most ruthless animal</i> 428 00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:05,917 <i>I've ever had the pleasure</i> <i>of working with.</i> 429 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:07,083 <i>He's so mean,</i> 430 00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:09,833 <i>he once killed an animal</i> 431 00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:11,750 <i>just for snoring.</i> 432 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:16,625 I have sleep apnea. 433 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:18,708 It's pretty bad. 434 00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:20,458 Can we get separate rooms? 435 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:24,417 Lapin, it's been too long. 436 00:32:27,167 --> 00:32:28,958 It's okay, little guy… 437 00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:54,000 This city is where Alexander the Sweaty discovered the Mustache of Destiny. 438 00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:57,333 Isn't this place great? 439 00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:01,125 Yeah. Great place to get murdered. Why are we here anyway? 440 00:33:01,292 --> 00:33:02,458 Follow me. 441 00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:05,958 This very tavern 442 00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:09,417 is where Hector the Lost hired the legless sherpa 443 00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:11,583 who led him to the Atheist's Temple. 444 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,458 I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes. 445 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,333 I think you and I have very different bucket lists. 446 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:23,333 With any luck, this is where we'll find our guide. 447 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:25,708 Or at least a communicable disease. 448 00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:27,625 Hey. You need a guide? 449 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,417 I'm your gal. 450 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:32,458 I know that jungle like the back of my tail. And the front. 451 00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:35,125 Don't do it, kid. She's bad new