Mr. Boogedy

(WHISTLING) 243 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,880 (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 244 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,280 I don't believe this. 245 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,360 What do you think, we should do? 246 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,600 Yeah, what do you think we should do? 247 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,800 Dad doesn't even believe in ghosts. 248 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,960 Yeah, Jennifer. 249 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,800 -Would you shut up? -No. 250 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,360 Look, we're the only ones who know what's going on. 251 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,640 It's up to us. 252 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,320 Let's go. 253 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,840 (SNORING) 254 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,560 Oh, great. There's lots of help here. 255 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,280 (GASPING) 256 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,400 Who? Why? 257 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,560 Mr. Witherspoon? What are you doing here? 258 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,880 What? What am I doing here? 259 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,680 Ah, I work here. 260 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,600 (CHUCKLES) 261 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,760 What're you doing here? 262 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,040 Isn't this the Historical Society? 263 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,120 Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, it is. 264 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,680 Yeah, we want to know how come our house is haunted? 265 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,960 Ah, so that's it. 266 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,640 (CHUCKLES) 267 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:26,280 You want to know about the house? I'll tell you. 268 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,480 Three hundred years ago... 269 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,640 Long before any of us were alive... 270 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,640 A small group of Pilgrims 271 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,360 lived on this very spot. 272 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:51,320 <i>They were a hard-working,</i> decent group of people. 273 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,240 <i>Once in a while, of course,</i> 274 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,520 <i>they would enjoy</i> a good laugh... (LAUGHING) 275 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,080 <i>Most of them, that is...</i> 276 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,320 <i>You see,</i> there was one exception. 277 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,200 <i>William Hanover.</i> 278 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,720 <i>And he was a strange man.</i> 279 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,240 <i>Nobody liked him.</i> 280 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:14,240 <i>And everybody was</i> just a little bit afraid of him. 281 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,160 <i>Ah, no,</i> it wasn't a good idea 282 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,160 <i>to make jokes around</i> William Hanover. 283 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,440 <i>Even little children</i> had to watch their step around him. 284 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:26,000 (SINGING) <i>Here comes</i> Boogedy out the door 285 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 <i>A one-eth</i> a two-eth, a three-eth a four... 286 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,080 Boogedy, boogedy, boo. 287 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,680 <i>The children called him</i> Mr. Boogedy, 288 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,360 <i>because he delighted</i> in scaring them. 289 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,680 Boogedy! 290 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,440 Boogedy, boogedy, boo. 291 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,760 (LAUGHING) 292 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,600 What a weirdo. 293 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,720 So, what happened next? 294 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,760 Well, hmm. The women of Lucifer Falls 295 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:52,040 were hardly lining up outside Mr. Boogedy's door. 296 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,400 But, you could hardly blame them. 297 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,120 Boogedy, boogedy, boogedy. 298 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:05,240 <i>Still, there was one person,</i> the beautiful Widow Marion, 299 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,880 <i>who lived with her</i> sweet little boy, Jonathan... 300 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,240 Oh, good sisters. 301 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,120 Do you thinketh he is really all that bad? 302 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,400 He tryeth. 303 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,920 I am sure that he tryeth. 304 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,520 I don't think so, Mother. 305 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,200 (LAUGHING) 306 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,600 Hanover fell in love with Marion. 307 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,240 In fact, he wanted to marry her. 308 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,600 She didn't, did she? 309 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,200 (LAUGHING) 310 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,840 She turned him down. 311 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,160 -All right. -Oh! 312 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,080 But that wasn't the end of it. 313 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,880 Not hardly... 314 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,520 Hanover was ready to do anything, 315 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,440 <i>I mean, anything,</i> 316 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,760 <i>to