Doctor X

in five minutes. 455 00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:42,773 I think it's pretty swell. What do you think? 456 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,066 It's okay. 457 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,693 But you stick on Dr. X's trail, 458 00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:47,504 and you get a picture of the doctor and a statement, too. 459 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:50,406 Oh, no, not me. Listen, I wanna get off this story. 460 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:52,116 Put me back on crossword puzzles, 461 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,118 covering woman's clubs, anything, will you? 462 00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:55,565 Say, what's the matter with you? 463 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,181 What's the matter with me? Nothing at all. 464 00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:58,831 Only I spent all last night 465 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,291 laying next to a bunch of stiffs, 466 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:01,698 looking at a lot of goofy guys. 467 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,794 I let a dame poke a gun in my stomach, 468 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:06,589 and then I let a dumb policeman slip me a trick cigar. 469 00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:08,966 Say, you wanna draw another paycheck, don't you? 470 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,551 Certainly, that's my aim in life, 471 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:14,263 but I'd like to keep out of the bughouse to enjoy it. 472 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,557 Eddie, when is Lee Taylor's week up? 473 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,101 Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 474 00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:22,605 Can't you take a joke? 475 00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:25,358 Alright, keep moving, but get a picture of the doctor. 476 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,778 - Here, have a cigar. - Uh-huh. 477 00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,712 How do you do? I'm Mr. Taylor. 478 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:50,132 - You ain't a reporter, are you? - I should say not. 479 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:53,469 Well, that's good. We've been overrun with them all morning. 480 00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:54,845 Gee, they got us goofy. 481 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,682 I know just how you feel, Ms. Xavier. 482 00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,351 - Why, I ain't Ms. Xavier. - Well, that's funny. 483 00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,198 I was told that she was a good-looking girl 484 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:04,480 of about, uh, 20. 485 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:06,732 I'm 21-and-a-half. 486 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,235 Oh, fine. Pleased to meet you. 487 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:15,199 Gee, ain't you the kidder, though. 488 00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:16,718 That's another thing in your favor. 489 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,661 That shows that you have a sense of humor. 490 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,621 What do you want the miss for? 491 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,290 Oh, uh... 492 00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:24,333 - My grandmother sent me. - Your grandmother? 493 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,669 Mm. Won't you take these flowers? 494 00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:31,382 - For the miss. - Come in. 495 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,513 Just a minute. 496 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:40,558 Ms. Joan, there's a man down here 497 00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:42,602 wants you for his grandmother. 498 00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:16,886 I beg your pardon? 499 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:18,346 Oh, how... how do you do? 500 00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:20,389 I... I didn't know you... I'm awfully sorry. 501 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:21,807 You know, I... I felt sure 502 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,660 that I'd hear you coming before you entered. 503 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,895 Well, I suppose I could go back and cough. 504 00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:28,230 Oh, no, no, no, no, please don't bother. 505 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,482 Stay right here. 506 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:31,150 You're sure I'm not disturbing you? 507 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,736 Not at all. Why do you ask? 508 00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:37,865 You're so obviously at home here that I feel like a guest. 509 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:41,327 - You don't mind if I sit down? - Oh, please do. 510 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,704 Oh, how nice. Thank you. 511 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:45,456 And, uh, since you're my guest, 512 00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:48,250 won't you... won't you want a cigarette? 513 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:52,338 No. What I want is to know if you're really going to take it. 514 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:54,173 - Going to take it? - Yes, my picture. 515 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,425 It's sticking out of your right pocket. 516 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:58,219 Well, isn't that the funniest thing? 517 00:27:58,386 --> 00:28:00,106 You know, this is really all your own fault. 518 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,619 You have absolutely no business photographing so attractively. 519 00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:03,974 - Thank you. - And, uh... 520 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,267 I have a habit of collecting 521 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,311 pictures of beautiful girls. 522 00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:09,897 Well, and, uh, pictures of their fathers, too? 523 00:28:10,064 --> 00:28:12,983 Pictures of their fathers... Huh? What fathers? 524 00:28:13,150 --> 0...