Magical Mystery Tour

and get your bloody hair cut! 65 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,296 Jolly good, Sarge, carry on. 66 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:08,147 On your marks... Get set... 67 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,350 Go! 68 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,960 Second gear! Come on! 69 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:43,676 Who's getting in that car? Who is it? 70 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,583 Come on, come on. We've gotta win those with the bikes! 71 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:55,054 Stop it! Out of the road, you stupid... He's picking the vicars up! 72 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,156 Hold on, we've got 'em now, folks! 73 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:52,572 If you look to your left, ladies and gentleman, the view is not very inspiring. 74 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,541 Ah... but if you look to your right... 75 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,455 <i>Beyond the blue horizon, far above the clouds...</i> 76 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,791 <i>in a land that no-one knows...</i> 77 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:57,530 <i>live four or five magicians who spend their days casting wonderful spells.</i> 78 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:03,803 <i>Come with me now into that secret place where the eyes of man have never set foot.</i> 79 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,787 Where's the bus? 80 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,499 Where's the bus? 81 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,876 Where's the bus? 82 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,213 It's coming. 83 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,884 Where's the bus? 84 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,386 The bus? 85 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,861 The bus is ten miles north on the Dewsbury road. 86 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,865 It's only ten miles away. 87 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,534 Bus... ten miles! Soon be here. 88 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,410 Oh, ladies and gentlemen, quickly, look to your left. 89 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,147 Now there you see the ancient Roman ruins. 90 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:24,316 Now they really have been there an awful long time. 91 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:29,622 They are in fact a little difficult to see because they're almost flattened to the ground... 92 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:35,461 <i>Meanwhile, back on the bus, things are happening</i> - <i>and life lobbies on.</i> 93 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:39,999 <i>Indeed, the magic is so powerful that even Mr Bloodvessel emerges from his shell.</i> 94 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,700 <i>He turns to speak.</i> 95 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,837 If I may take the liberty, Mr... 96 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:48,073 Be my guest - Give over! 97 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,478 My dear lady... 98 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:57,817 My dear lady, doesn't intuition tell you what I feel? 99 00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,220 Don't interrupt. 100 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,522 You bring out my... 101 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,629 I... love you! 102 00:22:57,576 --> 00:23:00,546 Love you! Love you! 103 00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:29,068 I am the courier. 104 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:34,807 Good morning, men... and women. 105 00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:40,746 Welcome. I am your friendly courier. 106 00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:45,818 Mr Bloodvessel is my name. 107 00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,687 Buster Bloodvessel. 108 00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:54,693 I am concerned for you to enjoy yourselves... 109 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:59,164 within the limits of British decency. 110 00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:01,800 You know what I mean... don't you? 111 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:05,304 Well? Don't you? 112 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,841 Yes, Mr Bloodvessel. 113 00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:44,449 What about <i>Five little Dickie birds sitting on your head...</i> 114 00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:47,185 <i>one named Charlie and one named Fred. Yes.</i> 115 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,855 Do that one then. You do it with me. 116 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:56,428 OK. <i>Five little Dickie birds sitting on your head, one named...</i> 117 00:29:56,595 --> 00:30:01,800 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, whoops! Charlie, whoops! Charlie, Charlie... 118 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,803 - Can you do that one? - No. 119 00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:07,806 Yes - No! 120 00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:09,441 Yes - No! 121 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:12,210 I've got a present for you. Do you know what it is? - No. 122 00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:14,146 Have a guess - No! 123 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:17,215 Go on, have a guess - No.