Love the Coopers

00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:47,985 We dissected rats together. 651 00:33:49,111 --> 00:33:51,531 Then, out of nowhere... 652 00:33:51,614 --> 00:33:55,618 band practice at Travis Howard's house, Angie pounced on me... 653 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:57,537 while <i>My Sharona</i> was playing. 654 00:33:57,620 --> 00:34:00,581 I got as far as [SINGS] "My, my, my, my," and then, boom! Done. 655 00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:03,292 I became a dad, same day I failed Biology. 656 00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:06,128 Listen, don't let this one moment define your entire life. 657 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,964 I'm telling you this from the heart now. 658 00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:10,800 Angie talks while she chews with her mouth wide open! 659 00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:12,218 It's like a fireman's hose. 660 00:34:12,301 --> 00:34:13,928 It speaks of her character. 661 00:34:14,011 --> 00:34:15,972 She's worse than my Aunt Edna. 662 00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:19,225 Look, Hank, I had kids young, just like you did. 663 00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:21,936 I had to raise them while I was still raising myself. 664 00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:25,982 Trust me, this is one small chapter in your great, big life. 665 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:27,400 Go out and get some! 666 00:34:31,946 --> 00:34:33,656 Just get some? Get some. 667 00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,078 It's... The thing is... 668 00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:40,246 Yes? 669 00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,500 You've only been with Angie? 670 00:34:44,584 --> 00:34:46,711 Yes, that is the thing. Mm-hmm. 671 00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:51,090 This is solvable. This is a solvable problem. 672 00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:59,390 Doesn't it suck how we can want to run from our families, 673 00:34:59,473 --> 00:35:00,975 but impress them at the same time? 674 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,770 I just disappoint mine. 675 00:35:04,854 --> 00:35:06,707 I think the build up to facing their disappointment 676 00:35:06,731 --> 00:35:08,107 is actually the worst part. 677 00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:10,359 "Antics-appointment," I call it. 678 00:35:10,443 --> 00:35:12,612 I can't face the anticappointment. 679 00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:16,395 Is that why you're avoiding them? 680 00:35:17,325 --> 00:35:18,701 I just hate the holidays. 681 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,745 I hate having to reduce everything I'm doing 682 00:35:20,828 --> 00:35:22,580 down to a sound byte and then defend it. 683 00:35:23,331 --> 00:35:25,499 And I just... 684 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:28,628 I hate reverting back to how everyone saw me. 685 00:35:28,711 --> 00:35:30,963 Maybe you should join the army. Yeah. 686 00:35:34,008 --> 00:35:35,092 Are you scared? 687 00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:37,719 No. 688 00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:42,515 Here. 689 00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:46,812 Take that. 690 00:35:46,896 --> 00:35:48,439 How about a little Nina Simone? 691 00:35:52,401 --> 00:35:55,488 [TO <i>LOVE</i> SOMEBODY PLAYING] 692 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:15,549 [INAUDIBLE] 693 00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:57,299 <i>"NARRATOR". Even though he knew he would never see her again,</i> 694 00:36:57,383 --> 00:37:00,928 <i>Joe would always remember this amazing moment,</i> 695 00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:03,055 that only happened in his mind. 696 00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:12,106 You know what, Madison? 697 00:37:12,189 --> 00:37:14,525 Guess what, you can really see the North Pole from up here. 698 00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:16,193 Did you know that? 699 00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:20,740 This is your daddy's favorite place in the whole wide world! 700 00:37:20,823 --> 00:37:21,823 [GASPS] 701 00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:26,412 Three for the red lane, please. 702 00:37:26,495 --> 00:37:28,080 You know, or maybe what we could do is 703 00:37:28,164 --> 00:37:30,332 we could join Aunt Fishy for a nice cup of hot cocoa. 704 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:32,626 What a wonderful view. This was so much fun. Let's go. 705 00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:34,730 Oh, come on. We're not shooting her out of a cannon. 706 00:37:34,754 --> 00:37:35,838 You used to love those. 707 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,715 Where is your sense of adventure? 708 00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:39,550 Buried in a good book? No! 709 00:37:39,633 --> 00:37:42,094 I am not, you are... That's just ridiculous! 710 00:37:42,178 --> 00:37:44,555 Come on, Madison. Let's just go. We're gonna show him. 711 00:37:44,638 --> 00:37:46,515 Nice and easy does it, right, sweetheart? 712 00:37:48,392 --> 00:37:50,603 [MOTOR REVVING] 713 00:37:50,686 --> 00:37:53,063 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 714 00:38:09,497 --> 00:38:11,540 [ALL YELLING] 715 00:38:11,624 --> 00:38:15,503 Every time I go home, I'm told it's so okay that I am not in a relationship. 716 00:38:15,586 --> 00:38:17,588 It's so okay. 717 00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:18,839 So, how come you're not? 718 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:21,467 How come you're not? 719 00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:22,760 Who says I'm not? 720 00:38:23,844 --> 00:38:25,429 Oh. 721 00:38:27,681 --> 00:38:29,558 Ooh. 722 00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:31,685 I'm not. 723 00: