Christmas...Again?!

-[chuckles] -You'll smother the poor girl. 594 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:50,669 -Ro, are we having-- -Having a wonderful Christmas, Abuelo . 595 00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:52,038 Thank you for asking. 596 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,240 [gasps] Oops. 597 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,175 Clumsy me. 598 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,677 Gabby, could you be a dear and go pick those up? 599 00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:03,082 Oh, Abuela , you're just so beautiful. 600 00:33:03,182 --> 00:33:06,052 -[Sofia's stomach gurgles] -[mouthing] 601 00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:09,755 -[Sofia farts] -Oh! [coughs] 602 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,926 How did she know which boxes had all the chocolates? 603 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:16,895 It's easy. I'm psychic. 604 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,897 Ha! Funny, Ro. 605 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,234 You're the one taking the comedy class, Uncle Gerry. 606 00:33:22,868 --> 00:33:24,170 You told them? 607 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,372 Okay, who wants to open presents? 608 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:30,109 Yay! Let's do it, Mom. I cannot wait for my new scrapbook. 609 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:34,780 Or how about a makeup kit, Diane, because you know me so well. 610 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,950 And gee, Dad, I'd sure love that glove, but Louie switched tags, 611 00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:41,887 so I guess I'll just settle for a tablet with knobs. 612 00:33:41,987 --> 00:33:43,021 Oh. 613 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:46,625 -You believe me now or need more proof? -No, Ro, wait. That is enough, okay-- 614 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,026 [all] More proof! 615 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,295 [sighs] 616 00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:53,099 Okay. First, I'll just need to ask a few questions. 617 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:55,234 Dad, how much cash do you have in your pocket? 618 00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:58,904 Uh, it was $62.10. 619 00:33:59,004 --> 00:34:02,108 Okay. Um, Uncle Gerry, what color is your underwear? 620 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,076 My underwear? 621 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:05,777 Just answer the question. 622 00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:07,779 Light blue. 623 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:11,483 Eh, I'd say more robin's-egg blue. 624 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,386 Would've been the same answer if you asked yesterday. 625 00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:15,654 And Abuela ? 626 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:17,589 Who was your first crush? 627 00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:18,657 -[gasps] -[chuckles] 628 00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:21,427 You don't need psychic powers for that one, mija . 629 00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:23,462 -That would be-- -Antonio Diego. 630 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:27,466 He had these green eyes, the color of an old nickel 631 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:30,402 and hair like a horse. 632 00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:31,937 -Diane. -Mm-hmm? 633 00:34:32,037 --> 00:34:34,640 You're so good with dogs. Did you ever have one? 634 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:37,643 Uh, Ro, where are you going with this? 635 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:40,646 I-I think it's nice that Rowena wants to learn more about us. 636 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:42,781 Yes, I did have a dog once. 637 00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,816 His name was Biscuit, 638 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,286 and he was this adorable little French bulldog, 639 00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,087 and I loved him so very much. 640 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:57,963 And then one day I left a bag of chips laying around. 641 00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:00,666 [crying] And I couldn't find Biscuit. 642 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,869 And I went all over the house, and I went, "Biscuit." 643 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:06,205 -Okay, okay, okay. -"Where are you? I'm so sorry." 644 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:08,640 -Okay, Ro, I think that's plenty. -Okay. 645 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,176 You're right, Dad. 646 00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:11,643 I'll see you all next time. 647 00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:18,049 -[dog barking] -[birds chirping] 648 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:19,218 [radio beeps on] 649 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:20,486 [growls] Huh? 650 00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:23,555 ["Jingle Bells" plays] 651 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:26,358 Good morning, Chicago! 652 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,394 It's that day you've all been waiting for. 653 00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:31,062 - That's right. It is Christmas! - Christmas! 654 00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:32,464 That's good, Rowena. 655 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:37,169 [screams] 656 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:43,141 Boo. [chuckles] 657 00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,878 $62.10. 658 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:53,985 Uh, light blue, the color of your underwear. 659 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:56,588 But Bruce thinks it's more of a robin's egg. 660 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:59,891 -Either way, you should do your laundry. -You see? 661 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,560 I am very busy. 662 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,162 -Oh, and Abuela ? -Hmm? 663 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,498 I am so glad that you chose Abuelo over 664 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,268 -Antonio Diego. -[gasps] 665 00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:11,069 Besides, it's only hair. 666 00:36:11,16