Barbershop: The Next Cut

He's not just the president of black America. 920 00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:52,007 He's the President of the United States of America. 921 00:34:52,383 --> 00:34:55,053 And personally, I think he's doin' a great job. 922 00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:59,015 You know what? The two of them just make me believe in the sanctity of marriage. 923 00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:01,805 I hate to be the one to say this... 924 00:35:03,311 --> 00:35:04,901 But Barack has definitely got bitches. 925 00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:06,522 Oh, yeah, he does. 926 00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:08,039 No, he has not. 927 00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:11,065 Half these hoes weren't even registered to vote before he ran for president. 928 00:35:11,194 --> 00:35:12,204 <i>Give me a break!</i> 929 00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:16,321 Every vote... Ass. Ass, ass, ass. That's what it is. 930 00:35:16,616 --> 00:35:19,236 Oh... You know what? I hate to agree with Dante, 931 00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:21,330 'cause it's just a bad look. 932 00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:24,036 But every president has a side chick. 933 00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:25,579 <i>It's constitutional.</i> 934 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:29,380 You know, Thomas Jefferson had a whole plantation of side chicks. 935 00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:31,876 I bet you Hillary's got a side chick. 936 00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:33,591 Probably thick, too. 937 00:35:38,012 --> 00:35:39,722 - What's up, Terri? - What up, Quis? 938 00:35:45,102 --> 00:35:47,652 Looks like you're on the wrong side of town, nigga. 939 00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:51,775 Boy, this whole city is mine. These are my blocks. 940 00:35:52,068 --> 00:35:54,548 And I don't see nobody out there strong enough to take it from me. 941 00:35:54,570 --> 00:35:55,570 Shit. 942 00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:56,780 So what are you sayin'? 943 00:35:56,948 --> 00:35:58,088 You tryin' to embarrass yourself 944 00:35:58,115 --> 00:35:59,375 - and get blood on the floor. - Embarrass myself? 945 00:35:59,408 --> 00:36:00,548 No! Wait a minute! Wait, wait, wait. 946 00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:01,616 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on! 947 00:36:01,744 --> 00:36:02,784 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on! 948 00:36:02,912 --> 00:36:04,002 <i>Wait a minute!</i> 949 00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:05,583 Listen! Wait! Listen! 950 00:36:05,748 --> 00:36:07,078 Listen a minute! No! No! Look... 951 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,420 I'll blow your head off, man. 952 00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:09,754 <i>Look, not in here!</i> 953 00:36:09,919 --> 00:36:12,019 Y'all wanna kill each other, y'all take that shit outside! 954 00:36:12,046 --> 00:36:13,046 Well, let's go outside! 955 00:36:13,256 --> 00:36:14,336 Calvin, what he doing here? 956 00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:15,683 I booked him. I booked him. 957 00:36:15,842 --> 00:36:17,902 He has a standing appointment with me every other week. 958 00:36:17,927 --> 00:36:19,397 It got messed up when he went to jail 959 00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:20,738 and I didn't know Quis was gonna be here today. 960 00:36:20,763 --> 00:36:21,763 I'm sorry, y'all. 961 00:36:21,931 --> 00:36:23,171 - Stupid nigga! - Jay! Jay! Jay! 962 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:24,624 - That's what I'm doing here! - Jay! 963 00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:25,865 - Jay! Look at me. - What you gonna do? 964 00:36:25,893 --> 00:36:27,193 Look at me, Jay! 965 00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:29,060 Come back in an hour. 966 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:30,270 Come back in an hour. 967 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:31,523 <i>Please.</i> 968 00:36:31,691 --> 00:36:32,691 <i>Please.</i> 969 00:36:32,984 --> 00:36:34,364 I'll take care of your bill. 970 00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:35,820 On me. 971 00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:39,743 I'll pay for everything, I'll pay for your hair, man. 972 00:36:41,492 --> 00:36:42,952 That's cool, Calvin. 973 00:36:44,954 --> 00:36:46,834 All right. Thank you! 974 00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:48,458 - You know me, boy. - Thank you, man! 975 00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:49,634 You a stupid nigga. 976 00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:51,102 <i>- Come on, man. - I'm telling you!</i> 977 00:36:51,127 --> 00:36:52,297 You know what it is. 978 00:36:52,461 --> 00:36:53,901 <i>In an hour, man. In an hour.</i> 979 00:36:56,299 --> 00:36:57,589 I'm sorry. 980 00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:00,331 - Thanks, Shad. - It's all right. 981 00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:03,056 Big boy, I'm sorry about that, man. Misunderstanding. 982 00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:08,103 We usually have that schedule worked out a little better. 983 00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:09,941 It's all good, Calvin. 984 00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:15,785 You know, I'm gonna have to get that thing from you. 985 00:37:15,818 --> 00:37:16,818 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 986 00:37:23,701 --> 00:37:24,951 The other one, too. 987 00:37:25,828 --> 00:37:27,908 Oh man, I forgot about that one. 988 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:31,706 Damn shame. 989 00:37: