Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

496 00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:28,392 Wow. Really? 497 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:31,395 But on the average, it generates about 25% of that. 498 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:33,647 - Man: I'll be damned. - Now, can anybody tell me 499 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,233 how much energy it takes to power Las Vegas? 500 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,277 Yeah, I just have a question. 501 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,404 Is this a god dam? 502 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,741 You know, god damn. You know? 503 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:47,509 Tour guide: If you'll follow me this way. 504 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,539 Butt-head: This is dumb. Let's go find that chick. 505 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,416 Yeah. Yeah, enough of this crap. 506 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,585 Whoa, check it out, butt-head. TV. 507 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,421 Cool. 508 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,509 I gotta hit the head. Can you get me some coffee? 509 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,719 All right. 510 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,473 Talk to me, bork. 511 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:11,059 Chief, we found a witness that says he saw two teenagers 512 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,520 leaving Dallas's room shortly before we arrived. 513 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,605 Did you give him a full cavity search? 514 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,275 Uh... the witness? 515 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:20,819 Yes. You can never be too careful, bork. 516 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:23,238 Well, sir, I didn't really think it was necessary. 517 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:26,325 You see, we have a picture of them from the elevator security cam. 518 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:27,826 Here. Have a look. 519 00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,536 Chief: What the hell? 520 00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:31,580 Bork: They look like a couple of kids, chief. 521 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,624 Bork, don't you realize what kids today are capable of? 522 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,501 Don't you read the papers? 523 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:37,586 What the... 524 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:40,922 Damn it. 525 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,508 All they have is these shows about water. 526 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:46,595 Yeah, really. They need some shows about fire. 527 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,140 What are you doing, beavis? 528 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,933 Something's wrong with my butt. 529 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:54,519 - Your butt sucks. - Yeah. 530 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,981 Hey, how come there's no sound? 531 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:00,817 I'll fix it. 532 00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:04,112 - (Blaring) - Butt-head: Uh... 533 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:11,036 Yeah, yeah! There you go. Louder! Louder! 534 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:13,205 Hm. Uh... 535 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:19,419 Uh... master... 536 00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:22,923 Masturbation? (Grunting) 537 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:38,188 You know, I'll tell you what. It doesn't get any better than this. 538 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:42,025 This here is god's country. Unspoiled... 539 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:43,693 (Yells) 540 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:47,447 I think I found the remote. 541 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:53,286 What the hell's going on? 542 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:58,875 (People clamoring) 543 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:00,752 Man: Blackjack. 544 00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,921 I swear, that's all I know. 545 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:06,174 They got on the tour bus. It was probably heading west. 546 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:09,636 - Please. - I'm gonna kill them! 547 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,016 - That was boring. - Yeah, yeah. 548 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,853 Just the same thing, over and over again. 549 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:19,938 - (Sirens blaring) - (People clamoring) 550 00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:21,022 Wait a minute. 551 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,108 We can't leave Washington till we find that chick. 552 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:26,236 Oh, we're a long way from Washington, Bob. 553 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,738 This is the hoover dam. 554 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:31,741 Dam? I'll be damned. (Grunting) 555 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:40,292 You boys better show up. 556 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:48,425 - Do you see what I see, bork? - I see it. I just don't get it. 557 00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:50,385 You got half the state looking for you. 558 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:51,928 How do you get away? 559 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:54,514 - Cut the power. - Damn right. 560 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:56,850 Bork, we're dealing with real pros here. 561 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,351 My opinion, terrorists. 562 00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:00,187 What's the scoop on that stolen unit? 563 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:03,064 Well, sir, it's not good. Roll the tape. 564 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:07,527 The x-5 unit is a new top-secret biological weapon, 565 00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:11,406 a man-made virus, the deadliest known to man. 566 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,201 It could wipe out five states in five days. 567 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:15,636 Here's what happened when it was tested 568 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,579 on a group of army recruits. ...