Eating Raoul

Of course not. The minute they try anything dirty... 410 00:27:00,743 --> 00:27:03,841 ...you pop them in the head and get rid of them, like with him. 411 00:27:04,006 --> 00:27:07,967 How would we contact them? We know nothing about this swinger business. 412 00:27:08,646 --> 00:27:10,653 Ask someone who does. 413 00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:13,764 All of them read this? 414 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:17,221 -lsn't there something a little more...? -Classier? 415 00:27:17,381 --> 00:27:20,578 Nope, this paper covers the field from the richest to the poorest. 416 00:27:20,742 --> 00:27:23,043 If they're kinky, they read <i>The Ho</i>ll<i>ywood Press</i>. 417 00:27:23,205 --> 00:27:25,725 Come on, honey, you like this. 418 00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:28,064 You know, if you steam fresh vegetables... 419 00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:31,393 ...and pur�e them in a blender, it would be better for your baby. 420 00:27:31,557 --> 00:27:35,267 -Mary's a nutritionist. -No kidding? Does that pay well? 421 00:27:35,429 --> 00:27:37,567 About 450 after taxes. 422 00:27:37,732 --> 00:27:40,285 Honey, you'll make a hell of a lot more in my racket. 423 00:27:40,453 --> 00:27:42,241 Are you gonna work with her? 424 00:27:43,364 --> 00:27:45,885 Why not? You get the bi and gay trade that way. 425 00:27:46,052 --> 00:27:48,922 Those people have a lot of money, believe me. 426 00:27:49,092 --> 00:27:50,947 -I don't think... -I understand. 427 00:27:51,108 --> 00:27:54,425 Everybody's gotta make up his own mind about where to draw the line. 428 00:27:54,596 --> 00:27:57,149 Like, I personally draw the line at golden showers. 429 00:27:57,316 --> 00:27:59,203 Golden showers? 430 00:28:00,067 --> 00:28:02,817 -Did you ever do any acting? -I did some in high school. 431 00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:05,369 Well, that's all it is, is acting. 432 00:28:05,539 --> 00:28:08,474 Lick my sneakers, you little worm! 433 00:28:08,644 --> 00:28:10,978 See what I mean? It's easy. 434 00:28:11,139 --> 00:28:13,310 Lick my sneaker, you little worm. 435 00:28:13,475 --> 00:28:16,574 See, you're a natural. That's my laundry. 436 00:28:16,739 --> 00:28:19,455 If I don't get it into the dryer quickly, it'll wrinkle. 437 00:28:19,618 --> 00:28:21,560 Was there anything else you want to ask? 438 00:28:21,731 --> 00:28:24,578 -No, I think we covered it. -Really, there's nothing to it. 439 00:28:24,738 --> 00:28:26,844 Just remember to get the money up front... 440 00:28:27,010 --> 00:28:29,727 ...and whatever they want to do, stop if it draws blood. 441 00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:34,270 I'll bet we could get started on this for about $400. 442 00:28:34,434 --> 00:28:37,914 -We have to take out an ad first. -And I have to rent a post office box. 443 00:28:38,082 --> 00:28:39,838 Paul, we have a ticket! 444 00:28:41,538 --> 00:28:43,578 No, it's just a flier. 445 00:28:43,746 --> 00:28:45,404 Wait, wait. What is it? 446 00:28:46,626 --> 00:28:49,724 Some lock service that puts in new locks cheap. 447 00:28:49,889 --> 00:28:52,889 Twelve ninety-five. When Mrs. Berkowitz was robbed... 448 00:28:53,058 --> 00:28:55,775 ...it cost her $35 to put new locks in. 449 00:28:55,938 --> 00:28:58,239 Twelve ninety-five isn't a bad price. 450 00:28:58,401 --> 00:29:00,376 "Raoul's Lock and Key Service." 451 00:29:00,545 --> 00:29:03,479 Raoul. Probably just got in from Guadalajara. 452 00:29:03,649 --> 00:29:05,209 I think it's a good idea. 453 00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:08,279 -What's a good idea? -Putting in new locks. 454 00:29:08,449 --> 00:29:13,053 We don't want people wandering in when we're bopping perverts. 455 00:29:14,912 --> 00:29:18,709 Look, Mary, our ad's out. "We do anything." 456 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,400 Well, that's certainly laying it on the line. 457 00:29:21,568 --> 00:29:24,666 "Whatever your sex fantasies, from ordinary to bizarre... 458 00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:26,840 ...Carla and Nancy will accommodate you." 459 00:29:27,008 --> 00:29:29,245 -Cute names. -Well, what do you think? 460 00:29:30,496 --> 00:29:33,944 -Does that answer your question? -All that in the box today? 461 00:29:34,112 --> 00:29:37,821 Our first clients. You go first. 462 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:46,494 "Dear Mommy, here is an indecent picture of me. 463 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:50,301 As you can see, I have been a very bad boy... 464 00:29:50,463 --> 00:29:53,758 ...and I hope you will discipline me very severely. 465 00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:56,057 Yours, Bobby R." 466 00:29:57,823 --> 00:29:59,317 He left a phone number. 467 00:29:59,487 --> 00:30:01,047 Well, there's a phone. 468 00:30:07,679 --> 00:30:10,395 Hello, is this Bobby R.? 469 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:13,941 Well, this is your mother calling, Cruel Carla. 470 00:30:14,110 --> 00:30:15,833 Were you expecting my call? 471 00