The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

We'll keep the fire burning. 450 00:34:19,818 --> 00:34:22,408 Yes, and toast marshmallows and chill champagne for when they arrive. 451 00:34:22,529 --> 00:34:24,449 What if they don't drive past? 452 00:34:24,614 --> 00:34:27,494 Look, you're not helping here. Just eat your hormones. 453 00:34:27,702 --> 00:34:31,342 - Hell. Why didn't we stick to the main road? - What difference does it make now? 454 00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:34,140 You got us into this Antony Belrose, 455 00:34:34,334 --> 00:34:37,014 And I suggest you start thinking about how to get us back 456 00:34:37,169 --> 00:34:40,569 or I don't fancy your chances of ever trying to be a husband again. 457 00:34:44,887 --> 00:34:47,567 Jesus, what are we gonna do? 458 00:34:47,723 --> 00:34:49,723 We're gonna start off with a little facelift. 459 00:34:49,850 --> 00:34:52,010 Nothing like a new frock to brighten up your day. 460 00:34:56,524 --> 00:34:57,884 Purple? 461 00:34:57,984 --> 00:35:01,024 It's not purple, it's lavender. 462 00:35:01,196 --> 00:35:03,516 - What do you think? - It's nice... 463 00:35:03,699 --> 00:35:06,819 in a hideous sort of a way. 464 00:35:07,035 --> 00:35:08,875 Where are YOU going? 465 00:35:09,038 --> 00:35:11,078 If you think I'm going to sit around watching Picasso 466 00:35:11,207 --> 00:35:13,567 take on the public transport system, 467 00:35:13,709 --> 00:35:15,589 you've got another thing coming. 468 00:35:15,712 --> 00:35:17,272 I'll be back with the cavalry 469 00:35:17,422 --> 00:35:18,982 in a couple of hours. 470 00:35:19,132 --> 00:35:22,732 There goes a transsexual, last seen heading south. 471 00:35:22,970 --> 00:35:25,270 - We called her Bernie but her real name was... - Adam! 472 00:36:31,169 --> 00:36:32,569 I was petrified 473 00:36:32,712 --> 00:36:35,152 Kept thinking I could never live 474 00:36:35,339 --> 00:36:37,219 Without you by my side 475 00:36:37,384 --> 00:36:39,344 But then I spent so many nights 476 00:36:39,511 --> 00:36:41,511 Thinking how you did me wrong 477 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,040 I grew strong 478 00:36:43,181 --> 00:36:45,661 I learned how to get along 479 00:36:45,809 --> 00:36:47,329 And so now you're back 480 00:36:47,478 --> 00:36:49,198 From outer space 481 00:36:49,355 --> 00:36:51,675 I just walked in to find you here 482 00:38:22,289 --> 00:38:23,689 Help! Help! 483 00:38:26,293 --> 00:38:27,893 - What's that Pa? - What? 484 00:38:28,004 --> 00:38:31,604 Up there, ya nong. Looks like a woman. 485 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,200 Help! 486 00:38:36,638 --> 00:38:37,998 Oh, thank God. 487 00:38:44,563 --> 00:38:46,643 Thank you. 488 00:38:46,816 --> 00:38:49,456 I can't tell you how grateful I am. 489 00:38:50,945 --> 00:38:55,225 ...face, I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face 490 00:38:55,491 --> 00:38:56,891 I should have... 491 00:39:07,171 --> 00:39:08,691 You fuckin' beauty! 492 00:39:18,349 --> 00:39:19,989 Shit. 493 00:39:20,144 --> 00:39:22,784 Bernie, I never thought I'd be so glad to see you. 494 00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:24,700 I can't say the same. 495 00:39:24,857 --> 00:39:27,137 I was just drawing up the will. 496 00:39:27,276 --> 00:39:29,876 Come and meet our saviours. 497 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,920 Tony, Adam, this is Mr and Mrs. Spencer. 498 00:39:34,075 --> 00:39:35,475 Hello. 499 00:39:37,662 --> 00:39:39,422 No! Stop! 500 00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:44,693 Oh shit. 501 00:39:47,507 --> 00:39:48,867 Oh, for goodness' sakes look at yourself Mitz. 502 00:39:51,051 --> 00:39:54,211 How many times do I have to tell you green is not your colour? 503 00:39:59,478 --> 00:40:01,278 Do you think about Trumpet much? 504 00:40:02,105 --> 00:40:08,665 No. Trumpet was just a nice kid who had a thing about transsexuals. 505 00:40:09,029 --> 00:40:13,269 Lots of people do. Sort of bent status symbol, you know. 506 00:40:13,493 --> 00:40:16,613 "Did you know my girlfriend used to be a boyfriend?" That sort of thing. 507 00:40:16,829 --> 00:40:18,669 Always good for a supper invite. 508 00:40:18,832 --> 00:40:22,552 Still, it was better than nothing. 509 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:27,525 Nothing, nothing for miles. 510 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:34,259 Can you hear the drums Fernando? 511 00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:37,877 I've said it before and I'll say it again... 512 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,699 No more fucking Abba! 513 00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:43,815 Okay, if we have the time, we may as well put it to good use. 514 00:40:44,068 --> 00:40:47,628 Come on girls. Off ya snatches. Rehearsal time. 515 00:40:52,202 --> 00:40:53,882 OK? Two bobs to start with, alright?. 516 00:40:54,037 --> 00:40:55,917 Boring. 517 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,440 Ready? 518 00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:06,560 No, I did this years ago. 519 00:41:06