Hedwig and the Angry Inch

I can't believe you're not a girl. 404 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:09,712 You're so fine. 405 00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:15,093 Why don't you take the whole bag? 406 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:20,640 He searches my face for news of his fate. 407 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:27,897 His expression is echoed in scores of tiny faces, 408 00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:30,525 pressing against clear plastic, 409 00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:34,154 panting faces of every imaginable colour, 410 00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:37,699 creed, and non-Aryan origin, 411 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:39,784 fogging up the bag 412 00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:42,412 Iike the windows of a Polish bathhouse. 413 00:27:44,622 --> 00:27:46,458 I stumbled naked through the ruins, 414 00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:49,377 back towards blander, less complicated confections, 415 00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:52,630 Ieaving in my wake, a trail of rainbow carnage. 416 00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:58,887 Next day, Hansel follows the trail back, 417 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:02,348 and on his way finds a Milky Way, 418 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,059 a roll of Necco Wafers, 419 00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:07,187 some Pop Rocks, 420 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:11,232 and a giant-sized Sugar Daddy named Luther. 421 00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:15,528 I've got a sweet tooth 422 00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:18,907 For licorice drops and jelly rolls 423 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:24,412 Hey, sugar daddy 424 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:27,749 Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl 425 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:33,713 I'll lay out fine china on the linen 426 00:28:33,797 --> 00:28:35,423 And polish up the chrome 427 00:28:35,507 --> 00:28:37,634 If you've got some sugar for me 428 00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:40,678 Sugar daddy, bring it home 429 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,811 Oh, the thrill of control 430 00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:52,357 Like the rush of rock and roll 431 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,110 It's the sweetest taste I've known 432 00:28:57,445 --> 00:29:00,865 If you've got some sugar, bring it home. 433 00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:02,951 Looks like we've got 434 00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:05,036 some sugar daddies in the house. 435 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:13,628 Honey bees go shopping 436 00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:15,797 It's something to be seen. 437 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,092 You could give me a cavity, honey. 438 00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:21,970 They swarm to wildflowers 439 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:24,097 Get nectar for the queen. 440 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:26,933 I bet you could fill that cavity, sweetie. 441 00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:29,686 And everything you bring me 442 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:32,647 Got me dripping like a honeycomb 443 00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:34,691 If you got some sugar for me 444 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:37,944 Sugar daddy, bring it home. 445 00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:40,572 It's a car wash, ladies and gentlemen. 446 00:29:40,655 --> 00:29:44,409 Whoa, the thrill of control 447 00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:47,954 Like a blitzkrieg on the roll 448 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,792 It's the sweetest taste I've known 449 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:54,461 Oh yeah 450 00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:57,046 If you've got some sugar, bring it home 451 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:58,923 Ba-da ba-da do 452 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:01,718 Come on, sugar daddy, bring it home. 453 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:05,597 He loves me, Mother. 454 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,433 He wants to marry me... 455 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:13,354 and get me the hell out of here. 456 00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:31,498 Get my passport and my camera, Hansel. 457 00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:34,584 It's a simple cut-and-paste job. 458 00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:36,628 We change the photo, 459 00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:41,216 and you can use my name-- Hedwig Schmidt. 460 00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:43,051 Not so simple, ladies. 461 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,513 Baby... 462 00:30:48,181 --> 00:30:50,183 you know I love you. 463 00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:52,519 I'm always thinking of you. 464 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:55,814 But I gotta marry you here, 465 00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:57,649 in East Berlin. 466 00:30:57,732 --> 00:31:00,568 And that means a full physical examination. 467 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:04,030 They'd see right away that I have a-- 468 00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:05,782 No, baby. 469 00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,537 To walk away... 470 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,622 you gotta... 471 00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:16,084 Ieave something behind. 472 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,464 Am I right, Mrs Schmidt? 473 00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:23,591 I've always thought so, Luther. 474 00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:26,261 To be free, 475 00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:29,556 one must give up a little part of oneself. 476 00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:32,016 And I know just the doctor to take it. 477 00:31:48,408 --> 00