A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa

320 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,925 or you're gonna sleep with the fishes. 321 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,594 Oh, I already do. Heh-heh. 322 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,013 [SCREAMS] 323 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:36,352 Enough of that. Let's just sit and enjoy our meal. 324 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,271 What kind of pizza is this? 325 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,358 Ooh, this is a "Swedie pizzie." 326 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,193 - How many times I gotta tell you? - Huh? 327 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:49,239 - Italian restaurant, Italian food. - Oh. 328 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,534 Hey, guys, I started a website 329 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,371 so people could post suggestions on how to deliver those letters. 330 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,206 KERMIT: Oh, good. GONZO: Hey, that's great. 331 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,124 Yeah, hey, anybody logged on? 332 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,543 No, haven't gotten a single hit yet. 333 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,921 [ANIMAL YELLING] 334 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,383 JANICE: Bummer. - Ah, ha-ha-ha. 335 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,219 - Well, there's our first hit. KERMIT: Yeah. 336 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,595 [ALL SIGH] 337 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,223 You know, folks, I don't think we're having any real luck here. 338 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,642 I'm not sure what we can do to help these kids. 339 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,353 Well, hey, you know what? We gave it our best shot, right? 340 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,273 - How about we eat? Come on, let's go. FLOYD: Ooh, I'm already there. 341 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,901 DR. TEETH: Come on. Sounds good. - That didn't help. Jeez. 342 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,112 Hey, wait a minute. I have an idea. 343 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,489 We could deliver those letters ourselves. 344 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,199 You know Santa? 345 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,994 Well, no, but we all know where he lives. 346 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,621 All we have to do is go to the North Pole. 347 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:41,667 Well, that's a very interesting idea, Gonzo, but I think it might be a little-- 348 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:42,876 PEPE: Nuts? 349 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,087 - Anyone want--? - I'll have one. 350 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,339 - Don't forget your friends. - Oh, sorry. Here you go. 351 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,425 But, Kermit, 352 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,970 you said that you would do everything you could to help those people. 353 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,930 - You did say that, Kermit. - I know. Yeah. 354 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,640 But before he said that, 355 00:16:56,932 --> 00:17:01,270 he said that we were going to spend the holidays in the Caribbean. 356 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,479 Well-- 357 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,982 - You did say that too, Kermit. - Stop helping, Fozzie. 358 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,191 - Yes, sir. - Guess I-- 359 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,653 If you really think you should go to the North Pole, 360 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,113 then I want you to go. 361 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,157 - Really? - Mm-hm. 362 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,117 - And when you get there, - Yeah? 363 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,036 stay there! 364 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,704 KERMIT: But, Piggy. 365 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:24,251 Piggy, it's not that I don't wanna spend the holidays with you. 366 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,297 Then you know where you can find me. Hmph! 367 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,506 ZOOT: Whoa! 368 00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:30,966 Watch it. Watch it. Move it. 369 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,761 Wild boar coming through. Wild boar coming through. 370 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,763 Uh, sorry, Kermit. 371 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:40,309 I think we're gonna take Piggy's lead and head out on our vacation. 372 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:44,313 I'm all about far out but the Pole is way too cold. 373 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,315 For sure. 374 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,525 - Okay. - Well, uh-- 375 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:53,363 Well, sorry, Gonzo. I guess it just wasn't meant to be. 376 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,573 KERMIT: Hmm. 377 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,534 PEPE: And, well, you know, we would love to go to the North Pole 378 00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,078 and see the Santa Claus but-- 379 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,663 But our flying unicorns are in the shop. 380 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,499 [LAUGHING] 381 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,833 PEPE: That's very funny. KERMIT: Right. 382 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,252 PEPE: The flying unicorn in the shop. KERMIT: Very sensitive. 383 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,796 PEPE: Because a unicorn is not real. 384 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,173 RIZZO: Yeah, but they don't go to shops either. 385 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,553 I just-- I don't think we can fi