I Shot Andy Warhol

Would you want to be eating turds all the time ?" 626 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:28,733 This is really sick. 627 00:31:29,562 --> 00:31:32,347 "You do have a point there." - [ Candy ] I'm having company tonight. 628 00:31:32,565 --> 00:31:34,174 I'm having these two really dynamic, 629 00:31:34,238 --> 00:31:35,383 fascinating men over for dinner, 630 00:31:35,387 --> 00:31:37,062 and I want to make the best possible impression. 631 00:31:37,164 --> 00:31:39,346 "So you are serving them a turd." 632 00:31:39,425 --> 00:31:42,046 Oh, you're impossible. I can assure you, 633 00:31:42,214 --> 00:31:45,291 I have no intentions whatsoever of serving my guests a turd. 634 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,627 The turd is for me. 635 00:31:46,665 --> 00:31:49,883 "Everybody knows that men have much more respect for women... 636 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:51,835 who are good at lapping up shit." 637 00:31:52,133 --> 00:31:54,359 Say, would you like to join us for dinner ? 638 00:31:54,475 --> 00:31:55,556 Cut ! 639 00:31:56,618 --> 00:31:58,626 You're in a restaurant, not on Broadway. 640 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:01,116 - Order somethin' or get out ! - Oh, come on. - Eh! 641 00:32:01,162 --> 00:32:02,519 And stop blockin' the exits. 642 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,332 [ Andy ] What do you-- what do you-- you know, what do you think ? 643 00:32:05,403 --> 00:32:08,303 - Oh, this is kinda fun. - Yeah. - Oh no it's not! - [ sigh ] 644 00:32:08,436 --> 00:32:12,148 In fact, it's way too disgusting, even for us. 645 00:32:12,244 --> 00:32:13,212 [ Andy ] Whoa ! 646 00:32:13,469 --> 00:32:16,398 Well, I thought we could use some of the dialogue at least. 647 00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:17,971 [ Exhales ] 648 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:22,234 Brigid didn't like it. 649 00:32:26,684 --> 00:32:29,099 [ typewriter clacking ] 650 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,674 "Presentation of the rationale 651 00:32:35,739 --> 00:32:39,386 "and program of action of <i>SCUM,</i> 'Society for Cuttin' Up Men'. 652 00:32:40,141 --> 00:32:41,530 <i>"Unhampered by propriety,</i> 653 00:32:41,595 --> 00:32:44,615 "niceness, discretion, public opinion, 654 00:32:44,702 --> 00:32:47,290 "morals, the respect of assholes, 655 00:32:47,392 --> 00:32:49,594 "always funky, dirty, low down, 656 00:32:49,859 --> 00:32:51,138 <i>SCUM</i> gets around... 657 00:32:51,291 --> 00:32:53,275 "and around and around. 658 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:55,195 "They've covered the whole waterfront, 659 00:32:55,260 --> 00:32:57,306 "been under every dock and pier, 660 00:32:57,371 --> 00:32:59,252 "the Peter pier, the Pussy pier. 661 00:32:59,612 --> 00:33:02,925 "You've gotta go through a lot of sex to get to anti-sex. 662 00:33:03,086 --> 00:33:05,032 "And <i>SCUM</i> 's <i> been through it all.</i> 663 00:33:06,971 --> 00:33:09,005 "And now they're ready for a whole new show. 664 00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:11,362 "They want to crawl out from under the dock. 665 00:33:11,516 --> 00:33:15,201 Moved. Take off. Sink out." 666 00:33:28,972 --> 00:33:31,418 Yeah. How much is a room here by the week ? 667 00:33:31,591 --> 00:33:32,548 Twenty-five dollars. 668 00:33:32,571 --> 00:33:34,419 Oh. Great. 669 00:33:37,501 --> 00:33:40,786 Mmm. Twenty... five. 670 00:33:40,851 --> 00:33:42,376 Be cheaper if you paid by the month. 671 00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:43,523 Well, I'm not gonna. 672 00:33:43,547 --> 00:33:45,526 Can you put me through to Maurice Girodias' room ? 673 00:33:45,679 --> 00:33:47,751 Mr. Girodias is away for a few days. 674 00:33:48,129 --> 00:33:49,060 Mmh. 675 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,306 Well, can I get a bellboy to help me with this stuff ? 676 00:33:52,414 --> 00:33:54,103 You are joking, aren't you ? 677 00:33:54,181 --> 00:33:55,965 You know, you're friendly. Did you know that ? 678 00:33:56,194 --> 00:33:57,850 Yeah. - Good-bye. - Yeah. 679 00:33:59,390 --> 00:34:01,640 Yeah, this is Valerie Solanas. 680 00:34:02,427 --> 00:34:05,049 Yeah, I'm callin' again about that play I left with ya. 681 00:34:05,383 --> 00:34:06,770 <i>'Up Your Ass'.</i> 682 00:34:09,116 --> 00:34:10,699 Yeah, okay. Well, is Andy there ? 683 00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:14,195 Oh, all right. All right. I-I'll call back. 684 00:34:18,588 --> 00:34:21,370 [ Gerard ] Well, ultimately, we--we couldn't find a subway anywhere. 685 00:34:21,444 --> 00:34:24,899 We-we passed this Chinese restaurant; hadn't eaten all day. 686 00:34:25,006 --> 00:34:26,274 [ Andy ] Yeah. - [ Gerard ] And, uh, 687 00:34:26,276 --> 00:34:27,472 we just went in for a minute. 688 00:34:27,547 --> 00:34:30,970 And then it just, you know, it went on and then-- 689 00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:33,122 I-I'm sorry I wasn't there. 690 00:34:33,433 --> 00:34:35,135 Gerard, is this true ? 691 00:34:35,389 --> 00:34: