Love Happy

231 00:35:21,189 --> 00:35:22,869 was desperately trying to make Harpo talk. 232 00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:27,991 First came the Hungarian rope torture. 233 00:35:29,392 --> 00:35:32,492 Six hours Harpo sat in a chair, smoking rope. 234 00:36:03,095 --> 00:36:05,995 And four hours on the hideous rack. 235 00:36:06,496 --> 00:36:11,697 Original from the workshop of the fiendish Ferdinand von Krakowich of Monte Carlo. 236 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:18,698 Place your bets, place your bets! 237 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:32,400 And then for eight hours another little appliance designed by the same Ferdinand. 238 00:36:32,401 --> 00:36:35,101 The Krakowich fresher washer. 239 00:36:35,102 --> 00:36:38,402 With this machine, you can wash your underwear without taking them off! 240 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:08,806 When Harpo wouldn't talk, Madame Egelichi decided to take things in her own hands. 241 00:37:08,807 --> 00:37:14,807 That meant only one thing, her own speciality. The insidious food and water torture. 242 00:37:46,610 --> 00:37:49,410 - Has he spoke yet? - Not a word. - The water? - Still dripping. 243 00:37:49,411 --> 00:37:52,412 - Has he slept? - Not a wink. - Eaten? - Not a dash. 244 00:37:52,513 --> 00:37:56,013 Three days without breaking. It's rather unusual. 245 00:37:56,098 --> 00:37:59,898 After I've finished eating bring him in, and we will give him the apple test. 246 00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:06,200 You refuse to speak. 247 00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:11,201 We shall continue firing until you tell us about a certain can of sardines. 248 00:38:11,702 --> 00:38:14,202 Fire! 249 00:38:21,404 --> 00:38:25,404 Put that apple back on your head! 250 00:38:36,806 --> 00:38:40,046 Nothing must happen to him. He's the only one that can lead us to the sardine can. 251 00:38:41,507 --> 00:38:45,707 - The gun isn't loaded, Alphonse? - No, Madame. It is empty. 252 00:38:50,009 --> 00:38:53,609 He hasn't the nerve. He won't shoot. 253 00:38:56,010 --> 00:39:00,310 - There were only four bullets? - Yes, Madame. 254 00:39:02,311 --> 00:39:05,612 Grab him, the gun is empty. 255 00:39:28,014 --> 00:39:30,214 We've been fooled. 256 00:39:30,315 --> 00:39:32,716 He can speak. No, no. Let him talk. 257 00:39:41,417 --> 00:39:44,717 You gotta no heart! They wanna sing, they wanna dance. 258 00:39:45,018 --> 00:39:48,819 What-a you say? Stop the music! 259 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:51,620 Who's you? Toscanini? 260 00:39:55,521 --> 00:39:57,821 - Harpo? 261 00:39:57,822 --> 00:40:00,322 Some sort of code. 262 00:40:00,323 --> 00:40:03,724 Mr. Lyons, stop the noise. Stop the moving. It's Harpo. 263 00:40:03,725 --> 00:40:07,825 - Where is he? - Ssh, I'm reading his mind. 264 00:40:11,926 --> 00:40:16,227 Clear your head. You talk too fast, clear your head. 265 00:40:35,029 --> 00:40:38,229 That's better. 266 00:40:41,630 --> 00:40:46,531 He's a-having a party. Everybody is hitting him with apples. 267 00:40:46,532 --> 00:40:50,932 It's-a lot of fun, eh? 268 00:40:51,133 --> 00:40:54,533 What-a you think? A beautiful woman is in love with him. 269 00:40:54,534 --> 00:40:58,535 For sardines. 270 00:40:58,936 --> 00:41:01,436 What? You don't say! 271 00:41:01,437 --> 00:41:04,337 It's a beautiful woman wants to marry him! 272 00:41:06,738 --> 00:41:09,838 How much-a money she's got? 273 00:41:10,939 --> 00:41:13,940 Tell her to come to the Windsor Theater. We've got lots of sardines here. 274 00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:19,341 Lefty! They're at the Windsor Theater. 275 00:41:19,842 --> 00:41:22,242 He says she's a rich woman. 276 00:41:22,243 --> 00:41:24,743 Stop thinking, we're in trouble. Listen! 277 00:41:24,744 --> 00:41:29,045 You bring her to the theater right away, in half an hour. Hurry up! 278 00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:41,947 Alphonse, Hannibal! 279 00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:51,948 Everything is fine. Harpo's bringing a bride with lotsa money. 280 00:41:52,049 --> 00:41:55,149 - I ain't falling for anymore stunts. - It's a-no stunt! 281 00:41:55,150 --> 00:41:57,551 It's love! She's bringing the money! 282 00:41:57,552 --> 00:42:00,252 Boys! Keep moving the stuff out. 283 00:42:00,253 --> 00:42:03,953 - Hey, are you a musician? - Well, I used to play. 284 00:42:04,254 --> 00:42:07,254 I knew it the first moment I looked at you. 285 00:42:08,755 --> 00:42:13,356 I say to myself, this Mr. Lyons has something inside. 286 00:42:13,557 --> 00:42:19,057 Something from the heart. What kind of music do you like? 287 00:42:19,558 --> 00:42:23,758 - I like gypsy music. - I like-a gypsy music too! 288 00:42:24,059 --> 00:42:29,160 Everybody, stop the moving! Mr. Lyons, he's a-gonna play! 289 00:42:29,761 --> 00:42:32,961 - Do you know "Play, gypsy, play"? - No. 290 00:42:32,962 --> 00:42:36,162 - Do you know "Gypsy Serenade"? - No. 291 00:42:36,4