Everybody's Fine

00:32:59,007 --> 00:33:00,235 - Sit here? - Yeah. 461 00:33:00,942 --> 00:33:02,239 - In your chair? - Yeah. 462 00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:05,909 - Now you're in charge. - Nice chair. 463 00:33:05,947 --> 00:33:09,678 Okay, so it's an ad for TV, for a financial organization... 464 00:33:09,717 --> 00:33:12,584 - Yeah, don't tell him. Just pitch it. - I'm so sorry. 465 00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:16,249 Okay. So there's a guy by the lake, and he is fishing just like this. 466 00:33:16,491 --> 00:33:19,255 Pine forests. Snow-covered mountains. 467 00:33:19,294 --> 00:33:22,923 And he's wearing a quilted jacket 'cause, you know... It's, like, really cold. 468 00:33:22,964 --> 00:33:24,761 What do you do when it gets cold? Put a quilted jacket on. 469 00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:27,063 - He's a little nippy. - A couple layers. 470 00:33:27,435 --> 00:33:30,097 Okay, here we go. Big fish jumps out of the water. 471 00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:32,732 I'm talking a big mother with big beady eyes. 472 00:33:32,774 --> 00:33:35,470 - Kind of looks like... Right? - Just like that. 473 00:33:35,510 --> 00:33:37,705 Looks at the guy, right in the eyes, and he says, 474 00:33:37,745 --> 00:33:42,205 "Hey, brother, you looking for me?" Voice over. 475 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:45,184 "Ever wonder why life wasn't this easy? 476 00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:49,247 "At Crest and Landing, transferring multiple loans to one company 477 00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:51,485 "...can be this easy." Okay. 478 00:33:51,526 --> 00:33:53,756 We cut to a shot right here of this guy by a campfire. 479 00:33:53,795 --> 00:33:56,992 We see that big fish right above some coals, right? Close-up of the fish. 480 00:33:57,031 --> 00:33:59,261 Boom, right there! As he says, 481 00:33:59,901 --> 00:34:03,359 "Hey, buddy, I'm done on this side. Wanna turn me over?" 482 00:34:04,339 --> 00:34:05,704 That's... 483 00:34:05,740 --> 00:34:08,004 - You like it? - Yeah, it's funny. 484 00:34:08,042 --> 00:34:09,703 It's funny. The fish talking, it makes me laugh. 485 00:34:09,744 --> 00:34:10,904 Yeah, it's funny. It's very funny. 486 00:34:10,945 --> 00:34:13,072 Fish usually don't talk. That's why it's... 487 00:34:13,114 --> 00:34:17,073 The fish with the face and the voice. It looks like a fish. You look like a fish. 488 00:34:17,619 --> 00:34:20,554 Oh, my God, I just said that to him yesterday. That he looked like... 489 00:34:20,588 --> 00:34:22,453 His mom looks like a flounder. 490 00:34:22,490 --> 00:34:25,755 - What was it for? - What, the fish? 491 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,890 - No, the spot. What was it selling? - Yeah, the loans. 492 00:34:29,397 --> 00:34:31,058 That... 493 00:34:31,899 --> 00:34:34,697 It's... Transferring the loans to another company, 494 00:34:34,736 --> 00:34:36,533 it's as easy as getting the fish out of the water. 495 00:34:36,571 --> 00:34:39,096 Good. So, does the client like it? 496 00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:41,900 - Likes it, but doesn't wanna go with it. - Why not? 497 00:34:41,943 --> 00:34:46,471 They feel uncomfortable about saying that it's easy to transfer your debt. 498 00:34:47,048 --> 00:34:49,039 - Because... - Because it's not. 499 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:51,074 - It's actually a nightmare. - It's, like, really hard. 500 00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:52,950 - It's like an impossible dream. - It's like sudoku. 501 00:34:52,987 --> 00:34:55,683 Okay, but he's not paying us to advertise the fact 502 00:34:55,723 --> 00:34:57,122 that he has a perfectly average product. 503 00:34:57,158 --> 00:34:59,023 He's paying us to be economical with the truth. 504 00:34:59,060 --> 00:35:01,893 So tell him from me he's gotta go with the talking fish. 505 00:35:04,132 --> 00:35:07,226 By the way, your daughter is really good at her job. 506 00:35:07,735 --> 00:35:11,364 - I know. That's the way she is. - And she has great hair! 507 00:35:11,773 --> 00:35:13,673 - It's healthy. - Okay. 508 00:35:22,483 --> 00:35:25,884 I know. Yeah, but you know what? It was fine. 509 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,048 But it would be really awesome, I would... No. 510 00:35:30,692 --> 00:35:32,489 There was a line. Sorry. 511 00:35:32,527 --> 00:35:35,087 My watch is off by an hour. Should I change it? 512 00:35:35,296 --> 00:35:38,993 Uh, you came from New York, so, yeah, you need to go back an hour. 513 00:35:39,033 --> 00:35:40,466 Use Central Time. 514 00:35:42,937 --> 00:35:45,132 You were laughing on the phone. That was nice to see. 515 00:35:45,173 --> 00:35:46,333 - I was? - Yeah. 516 00:35:46,374 --> 00:35:49,275 - It was just work. - It was nice. 517 00:35:50,511 --> 00:35:52,979 - Was it the fish? - The what? 518 00:35:53,014 --> 00:35:56,347 - The fish? - Yeah, the client went with the fish. 519 00:35:56,718 --> 00:36:00,245 They said they shou