The Winter Guest

today and we could have fun. 379 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,400 - Look at your hair. - It's growing. 380 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,440 Not fast enough. 381 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,796 Did you like Australia? 382 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,440 Yes. 383 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,840 And Alex? 384 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,309 He'd live there if he could. 385 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:56,233 Take your camera and we'll go out. l'll be quiet. 386 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,033 I'd like to watch you work. 387 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,516 - It's freezing out there. - I can put a jumper on. 388 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:07,031 You've one you can lend me. Please, Frances. Please. 389 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:23,279 - Think there was something in there? - No. 390 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,760 - Think there was, though? - Got any cigs? 391 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,120 No. 392 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,600 Nor me. 393 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,591 I've a Mars bar. 394 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,313 Wanker! 395 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,637 Want a bit? King size. 396 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,155 Half and half? Gonnae measure it? 397 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,033 Got a ruler? Give us it. 398 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,155 15 cm. 399 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,476 7.5. Mark it. I'll cut it. 400 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,040 My Mars bar. 401 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,111 My knife. 402 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,233 See mince? 403 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,271 Don't start. 404 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,720 Could be eyeballs for all you know. 405 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,391 Entrails. 406 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,271 Bumholes, even. 407 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,793 Oh! LAUGHING 408 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,240 Oh! 409 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:24,514 Oh, my God, Frances, the colours in this. This is the one l'll have. 410 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,560 Comes dovvn to my knees. 411 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:30,474 Stop! Stop! LAUGHING 412 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,200 What do I look like? 413 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,793 Fine. 414 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,000 Is that my face? 415 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,116 You look great. 416 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:49,155 You should change on the inside. I get a fright looking in the mirror. 417 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,794 I'm the same inside as I was at 17. 418 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,719 I hate my old face. 419 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,754 Give me a sensible jumper in keeping with my years. 420 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,791 Suits you. 421 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,193 More. More. 422 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,151 Here. 423 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,073 Shit! 424 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,633 What the hell...? 425 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,830 Quiet! 426 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,550 - Is that your mum? - What are they doing? 427 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,829 Nothing. Talking. 428 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,510 Sniping. Which way are they going? 429 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,551 How do I know? 430 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,914 Lighthouse. They'll be a while. 431 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,951 Hours. 432 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,400 You're soaking. 433 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,879 How's your feet? 434 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:48,154 What feet? The house is empty. Come home with me. 435 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,031 If you like. 436 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,395 Ugh! 437 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:12,440 - What's up with you? - It's a worm! Big, fat, skooshy worm! 438 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,040 You scared of worms? Are you? 439 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,394 I am not! 440 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,680 Scared of a wee worm. 441 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,000 It's a squelcher! 442 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,037 It's a condom. 443 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,680 Shit! 444 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,640 It's been used. 445 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,519 I fucking touched that. 446 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,996 I found one up a tree once. Six metres up. 447 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,200 It's on my fingers. I'm gonnae die! 448 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,200 Imagine doing it up a tree. 449 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,920 Imagine doing it. 450 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,320 Help me, God. Help me, Jesus. 451 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,960 You praying? 452 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,160 - What if? - You praying to God? 453 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,357 To Aunt Fanny, what do you think? 454 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,760 Probably didn't do it up a tree. 455 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,640 Probably threw it there after. 456 00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:01,880 What do you do with them after? Don't tell you in sex education. 457 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:08,680 If it's like that, them people in the films, I'm going to be a wanker. 458 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,160 It's the only fuc