Whiplash

00:33:49,612 --> 00:33:53,992 - But, like, what do you want to study? - I don't really know. 325 00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:56,035 I don't know yet. 326 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,247 So Fordham was just like a random school? 327 00:33:59,455 --> 00:34:02,333 No, I applied to a bunch of schools, Fordham let me in. 328 00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:03,710 Why'd you pick Shaffer? 329 00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:06,254 It's the best music school in the country. 330 00:34:07,171 --> 00:34:08,756 Well, Fordham was Fordham. 331 00:34:21,769 --> 00:34:24,272 I don't love it there, to be honest. 332 00:34:24,605 --> 00:34:26,774 - No? - No. 333 00:34:26,983 --> 00:34:28,609 I... 334 00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:33,197 I don't know. I guess it's just the people. I don't know if they like me very much. 335 00:34:33,781 --> 00:34:37,535 I'm from Arizona, and I think they can see it. 336 00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:40,747 - I feel the same about people at Shaffer. - Yeah? 337 00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:43,291 Yeah. I don't think they like me too much. 338 00:34:43,499 --> 00:34:46,002 But I don't-- I don't... 339 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:49,338 I don't care too much. I think it just-- It changes. 340 00:34:49,547 --> 00:34:52,508 You know, people change and things work out. 341 00:34:52,717 --> 00:34:54,218 No, no, I know, I know. 342 00:34:54,969 --> 00:34:56,554 I just... 343 00:34:59,515 --> 00:35:01,392 I feel really homesick sometimes. 344 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:05,813 I don't know. 345 00:35:07,774 --> 00:35:11,110 It kind of pisses me off when people pretend like they're not. 346 00:35:11,319 --> 00:35:13,446 In college, you know? 347 00:35:14,197 --> 00:35:17,492 Maybe I'm literally the only one, I don't know. 348 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,498 I still go to the movies with my dad. 349 00:35:54,904 --> 00:35:57,824 - Hey. How are you, man? - Good to see you. 350 00:35:58,032 --> 00:36:02,203 And please, is this really Eva? 351 00:36:02,912 --> 00:36:05,915 Last time I saw you, you were very tiny. 352 00:36:06,249 --> 00:36:08,209 Are you playing an instrument yet? 353 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:09,752 She started piano last week. 354 00:36:09,961 --> 00:36:13,089 When you're a big college kid, will you come play in my band? 355 00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:15,258 - Would you like that? - Be my piano player? 356 00:36:15,466 --> 00:36:16,968 Excellent. Give me five, baby. 357 00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:19,095 - All right. Great to see you. - Great seeing you. 358 00:36:19,303 --> 00:36:21,222 - See you after the show. - Absolutely. 359 00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:22,890 Cheers. 360 00:36:25,601 --> 00:36:27,061 Listen up, cocksuckers. 361 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,605 Hurry the fuck up. Get your music. 362 00:36:31,941 --> 00:36:35,903 "Irene" only. Set one. Rhythm section out first. 363 00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:39,740 The kit is a fucking tonal catastrophe. Get it in tune, all right? 364 00:36:39,949 --> 00:36:42,076 Rhythm and soloists, bar 45. 365 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,828 We're gonna pick up the tempo. 366 00:36:43,995 --> 00:36:48,082 Bar 106, brass, do not forget we sharp that ninth. 367 00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:51,669 Everybody remember, Lincoln Center use these competitions... 368 00:36:51,878 --> 00:36:54,338 ...to decide who they're interested in and who they're not. 369 00:36:54,547 --> 00:36:57,884 I'm not gonna have my reputation in that department tarnished... 370 00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:00,219 ...by a bunch of limp-dick, sour-note... 371 00:37:00,428 --> 00:37:03,598 ...flatter-than-their-girlfriends, flexible-tempo dip shits. 372 00:37:03,806 --> 00:37:05,600 One more thing. Give me that. 373 00:37:05,808 --> 00:37:08,394 If I ever find one of these lying around again... 374 00:37:08,603 --> 00:37:12,273 ...I swear to fucking God, I will stop being so polite. 375 00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:15,860 Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you. 376 00:37:16,152 --> 00:37:17,904 Stage right, in order, now. 377 00:37:19,906 --> 00:37:21,991 I can still fucking see you, Mini-Me! 378 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,130 Let's go. Hurry the fuck up. Let's go. 379 00:37:46,891 --> 00:37:50,686 <i>The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.</i> 380 00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:48,911 Hold on to this for the second set. 381 00:38:57,628 --> 00:38:59,046 He's dumb but he's not stupid. 382 00:38:59,255 --> 00:39:01,966 At the end of the day, he wants a career, as dumb as he is. 383 00:39:02,174 --> 00:39:06,053 Fudd has a chance of getting put back in, so why would he jeopardise that? 384 00:39:06,262 --> 00:39:08,764 - I need to look at the music. - It's right here. 385 00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:13,352 - Why isn't it on you? - Where's the folder? 386 00:39:14,729 --> 00:39:17,106 - You're joking. You're fucking around? - No-- 387 00:39:17,315 --> 00:39:20,735 I swear I had it here two seconds ag...