Mo' Better Blues

00:40:59,542 --> 00:41:03,087 Tell your bitch don't ask for nothing if it takes a year to return it. 516 00:41:03,296 --> 00:41:05,214 I don't want to hear that bitch stuff. 517 00:41:05,423 --> 00:41:08,801 Look, I'm a delivery man. Any static, take it up with Bleek. 518 00:41:09,051 --> 00:41:10,511 I'm spacing. 519 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:13,514 No, no, no, hold on. 520 00:41:13,681 --> 00:41:17,561 - Er... I need your help. - How long is it going to take? 521 00:41:17,769 --> 00:41:19,188 Hey, no time. 522 00:41:19,438 --> 00:41:22,065 - Should I change the sheets? - They need changing. 523 00:41:22,274 --> 00:41:25,569 No, see, I was blending this honey in here. 524 00:41:25,777 --> 00:41:29,198 So I don't want my lady to catch me. 525 00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:32,451 - You smell perfume, man? - Shadow, you've lost your mind. 526 00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:34,077 No, do you smell perfume? 527 00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:37,039 No. 528 00:41:37,247 --> 00:41:39,208 Smell the sheets, man! 529 00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:42,378 Smells all right to me. 530 00:41:44,047 --> 00:41:47,425 I don't know why I'm asking you anyway, man. 531 00:41:47,634 --> 00:41:49,802 She has a highly developed sense of smell. 532 00:41:50,053 --> 00:41:51,971 She could sniff me out five miles away. 533 00:41:52,222 --> 00:41:55,016 I think she must be part canine and shit. 534 00:41:56,684 --> 00:41:59,479 Yo, you know what? She counts my rubbers, man. 535 00:41:59,646 --> 00:42:00,647 - No. - Yes. 536 00:42:00,855 --> 00:42:03,191 The woman was an accountant major in school. 537 00:42:03,441 --> 00:42:05,735 So she takes an accurate account of my jimmys. 538 00:42:05,944 --> 00:42:10,241 Now I got to go buy a whole nother box so she won't bust me again. 539 00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:13,619 One time I rid around the city, man, 540 00:42:13,828 --> 00:42:19,333 and I searched for a box of 12 dozen blue Trojans, ribbed, 541 00:42:19,542 --> 00:42:24,630 with the receptacle end, lubricated with the garden-fresh scent. 542 00:42:26,048 --> 00:42:28,217 Daggone girl knows everything. 543 00:42:33,306 --> 00:42:35,600 Why bother? 544 00:42:35,809 --> 00:42:37,602 Why bother? 545 00:42:37,811 --> 00:42:41,314 Well, I like her, number one. 546 00:42:41,523 --> 00:42:44,985 Number two... she's a mother in bed. 547 00:42:45,193 --> 00:42:49,489 - Mm-hm. - Number three, the rest don't matter. 548 00:42:49,698 --> 00:42:50,740 Three good reasons. 549 00:42:52,033 --> 00:42:53,201 Roll over. 550 00:42:53,410 --> 00:42:55,328 - Yes, baby. - No, the other way. 551 00:42:55,580 --> 00:42:57,874 Yes,... baby. 552 00:43:08,467 --> 00:43:11,012 - Ow! Baby. - That was a good one. 553 00:43:11,220 --> 00:43:13,055 - Damn, that hurt. - Be still. 554 00:43:13,264 --> 00:43:16,017 All right. Be careful. 555 00:43:16,225 --> 00:43:20,355 - How are your singing lessons? - Good. I think I'm ready. 556 00:43:21,273 --> 00:43:22,774 You think you're ready? 557 00:43:22,941 --> 00:43:27,029 Ready to accompany the band for a song at the Dog. 558 00:43:28,030 --> 00:43:29,990 You think I'm not ready? 559 00:43:31,116 --> 00:43:33,368 Wait, look, baby, erm... 560 00:43:33,619 --> 00:43:37,289 just cos we're seeing each other it's nothing to do with the music. 561 00:43:37,539 --> 00:43:39,708 Now, I think that... 562 00:43:39,917 --> 00:43:42,920 I think you got potential, but it takes years, not months. 563 00:43:43,128 --> 00:43:45,924 - Thanks for nothing. - I'm not trying to be cruel. 564 00:43:46,132 --> 00:43:48,635 If we were married, I'd say the same thing. 565 00:43:48,885 --> 00:43:49,886 - Look... - Ow! 566 00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:54,140 I'm not asking you or anybody else for any handouts. 567 00:43:54,349 --> 00:43:57,393 Everybody needs a break. I thought you might be the person. 568 00:43:57,602 --> 00:44:01,439 Shoot me, I was wrong. Pop your own bumps. 569 00:44:05,985 --> 00:44:08,446 You know, a lot of people say I'm a good singer. 570 00:44:08,655 --> 00:44:11,408 Good. Go sing with them. 571 00:44:11,617 --> 00:44:13,786 Forget you. I believe in myself. 572 00:44:13,994 --> 00:44:16,705 You're supposed to believe in yourself. 573 00:44:16,914 --> 00:44:20,960 - Shadow says I can sing. - Oh, ''Shadow says I can sing.'' 574 00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:23,170 What else does Shadow say? 575 00:44:50,448 --> 00:44:51,700 A-minor seventh. 576 00:44:52,325 --> 00:44:54,661 A-minor seventh. That'll work. 577 00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:00,251 Seventh. 578 00:45:02,628 --> 00:45:04,589 B13# eleven. 579 00:45:06,174 --> 00:45:08,301 No, that's not right. 580 00:45:25,194 --> 00:45:27,196 - Does it tickle? - Yeah. 581 00:45:31,033 --> 00:45:35,370 - That's not right. - Let me leave the artist at work alone. 582 00:45:35,579 --> 00:45:39,291 The muse is visiting him. Bleek is truly inspired. 583 00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:43,295 Then he will share his new, latest gift to the world. 584 00:45:43,504 --> 00:45:45,547 - Hallelujah. 585 00:46:00,647 -->