Flirting

under the stairs... 402 00:32:50,735 --> 00:32:52,566 but I've already checked in there. 403 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,239 You'll be for it. 404 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:57,672 Too bad. 405 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,639 I'll expect a letter. 406 00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:08,916 Where have you been? 407 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,921 It was a call of nature, Miss Macready. 408 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:14,925 How dare you leave the hall without telling me! 409 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,518 Do you know the trouble you've caused? 410 00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:20,029 I don't see anything to laugh at. 411 00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:24,467 You've put into jeopardy the whole future of the dances. 412 00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:26,526 It's been a great worry to us both. 413 00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:27,935 To both of us! 414 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:31,237 So I hope you're satisfied. 415 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:35,405 Now, you'll spend the rest of the evening in the bus... 416 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,914 and I've already told the prefects... 417 00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:42,248 we're leaving half an hour earlier because of you. 418 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,587 What did she taste like? 419 00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:50,251 A girl. 420 00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:52,262 Jesus. 421 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:56,629 Then you didn't actually get any further? 422 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:59,192 It's only our first encounter, Gil. 423 00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:01,795 But she suggested you go back to the dormitory. 424 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:04,239 Could well have been expecting you to make a move. 425 00:34:04,308 --> 00:34:05,866 She's a bit up herself. 426 00:34:05,943 --> 00:34:07,570 So what? 427 00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:11,706 No one's obsessed with Ursula Andress' personality. 428 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:16,220 Look, I know body language, and hers says, "Give me." 429 00:34:16,287 --> 00:34:20,223 They can be pretty, you know, desperate, these black women. 430 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:21,724 Look at "National Geographic." 431 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:24,728 - Here he is. - How'd you go, Danny? 432 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:27,390 - She's not bad. - Licorice Allsort. 433 00:34:27,465 --> 00:34:30,229 - She the one you invited? - Yeah. 434 00:34:30,301 --> 00:34:31,529 Good one. 435 00:34:31,602 --> 00:34:33,399 Bloody Embling brought his woman over... 436 00:34:33,471 --> 00:34:34,904 and had a shower with her. 437 00:34:34,972 --> 00:34:37,406 - Fair dinkum. - She was nude. Starkers. 438 00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:39,568 Half of fourth form saw her. 439 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,339 What? 440 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:44,279 - What was he like? Shy? - Or retarded? 441 00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:46,282 We just talked. 442 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:48,614 Pretty daft, letting him take you to his dormitory. 443 00:34:48,686 --> 00:34:49,778 I suggested it. 444 00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:51,788 God, did you sit on his bed? 445 00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:53,949 - Yeah. - And? 446 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:55,492 Will you three shut up? 447 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,187 - Get... - Stuffed. 448 00:34:58,563 --> 00:34:59,860 Well. 449 00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:06,028 It's not just you, Thandiwe. The whole school suffers. 450 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,504 I'm going to have to think seriously... 451 00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:10,564 whether I allow any Cirencester girls... 452 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:13,610 to attend any future dances. 453 00:35:14,979 --> 00:35:17,345 And you're not just letting yourself down. 454 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:19,315 There's your parents, as well... 455 00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:22,181 and your country. 456 00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:25,288 And so I certainly hope... 457 00:35:25,356 --> 00:35:27,051 I don't have to see you in my office... 458 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,719 under such circumstances again. 459 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,659 And when you finish that... 460 00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:32,821 you can pick up all the litter... 461 00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:35,764 in the quadrangle and the tennis courts. 462 00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:38,358 And if I find even an icy- pop stick... 463 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:40,631 you can do them again next weekend. 464 00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:41,797 There's that guy. 465 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:44,341 He's very good- looking. 466 00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:48,003 - Pity he's a tradesman. - I thought you liked him. 467 00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:50,912 - Pardon? - I've seen you looking at him. 468 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,052 Don't judge people by your sordid standards, Fiona. 469 00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:11,533 When I started thinking about Africa... 470 00:36:11,602 --> 00:36:14,332 I realized the only images I knew... 471 00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:16,270 were from old annuals... 472 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:20,140 Tarzan co