Identity Thief

You defaulted on six credit cards? 409 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,882 No, I didn't, actually. You did. 410 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,081 No. You have nine other delinquencies. 411 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,400 This is what my morning's been all about. 412 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,847 Your credit score's a 240. A 240! 413 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,685 There are homeless people with better numbers than that, Sandy. 414 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,888 Dude, you have a warrant out for your arrest. 415 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,530 This is a financial institution. 416 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,729 How am I supposed to give you access to $5 billion in funds? 417 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,245 My identity's been stolen. 418 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,121 I was at the police station all morning. 419 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,481 Don't worry about it, though. 420 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,971 I'm gonna get on the phone, I'm going to clean it up. 421 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,247 They can run my credit tomorrow and it's gonna be fine, okay? 422 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,526 What the fuck is this? 423 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,365 Those are cops! That's my guy. 424 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,363 This is the detective that's handling my case. 425 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,649 Hi. I was just filling my boss in on our situation. 426 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,884 Did you find her? Do you have some good news? 427 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,042 No, I'm sorry, we don't have any good news. 428 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,646 Soon after you left, we got a call from Orlando Metro. 429 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,851 They just busted a narcotics dealer named Paolo Gordon. 430 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,685 Your name and your credit cards turned up in connection 431 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,091 with the investigation. 432 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,446 Ah! This... 433 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,801 One of my colleagues spoke to your former employer, Mr. Harold Cornish. 434 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,847 Yeah. 435 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,366 And he said that, in fact, you are a drug dealer. 436 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,651 That's... He's a fucking liar. 437 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,451 I've got a warrant to search the premises. 438 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,204 For drugs. Oh. 439 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,485 And guns. 440 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,040 This is a waste of time. I understand. 441 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,646 It's not me, it's the woman in the picture. 442 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,365 Just doing my job. I need to put that out. 443 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,010 Okay. 444 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,083 Okay, guys, let's... 445 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,280 Okay, we're done. 446 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,005 You can let your employees back in now. 447 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,121 Thank you. 448 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,123 So, no Oxy? No, no Oxy. 449 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,327 Did you find my weapons? 450 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,683 I'm not an idiot, Mr. Patterson, okay? 451 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,524 I know almost certainly it's the woman in Florida. 452 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:32,721 Yeah. 453 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,848 But until we know for sure that you didn't do this, 454 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,126 it's an open investigation. 455 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,611 For narcotics. 456 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,441 Let me walk you out. 457 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,320 We're gonna have to talk about our options. 458 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,609 I think we got to let you go. 459 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,444 I know where she is. Hey! 460 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,564 I know exactly where she's gonna be tomorrow afternoon. 461 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,722 If I tell you, you can tell the Winter Park Police Department, 462 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,962 they can grab her, and we're done. 463 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,162 No, no, it doesn't work like that. Why not? 464 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,561 Well, they'd have to bring her up on local charges first. 465 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,807 And it would pretty much be about a year before we get a shot at her. 466 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:22,043 I mean, she'd have to be standing right here to do you any good. 467 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,129 That's the new standard of police work? 468 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,407 I mean, the criminal's got to be standing right in front of you? 469 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,244 Have a good day. Hang on, hang on. 470 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,482 If they won't bring her here, what if I bring her here? 471 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,766 What if, somehow, I get her here, 472 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,887 and I put her right in front of you, 473 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,241 she gives you a full statement a