Arsenic and Old Lace

Oh, yes. The poor dears. 716 00:39:55,604 --> 00:39:58,773 Well, I'm so happy for Elaine. 717 00:39:59,816 --> 00:40:01,067 Oh, Abby. 718 00:40:01,151 --> 00:40:03,570 If Mortimer's coming back for the services for Mr. Hoskins, 719 00:40:03,653 --> 00:40:05,363 we'll need another hymnal. 720 00:40:05,447 --> 00:40:07,073 There's one up in my room. 721 00:40:09,910 --> 00:40:11,369 Oh. I'll go, dear. 722 00:40:11,912 --> 00:40:12,954 Abby. 723 00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:16,124 We promised Mortimer we wouldn't let anyone come in. 724 00:40:21,463 --> 00:40:24,466 Abby, it's two men, and I've never seen them before. 725 00:40:24,549 --> 00:40:26,384 -Are you sure? -Yes. 726 00:40:27,219 --> 00:40:29,387 - Let me look. - Yeah, you look. 727 00:40:33,183 --> 00:40:36,436 -Do you recognize them? -No, they're strangers to me. 728 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,650 Well, we'll just have to pretend we're not at home. 729 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:14,850 Come in, Doctor. 730 00:41:19,271 --> 00:41:22,399 This is the home of my youth. 731 00:41:22,482 --> 00:41:25,944 As a boy, I couldn't wait to escape from this house. 732 00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:29,489 Now I'm glad to escape back into it. 733 00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:33,201 Yes, Johnny, it's a good hideout. 734 00:41:34,828 --> 00:41:36,663 The family must still live here. 735 00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:43,545 I hope there's a fatted calf awaiting the return of the prodigal. 736 00:41:43,628 --> 00:41:44,754 A fatted calf? 737 00:41:45,714 --> 00:41:48,300 Oh, Johnny, I'm so hungry. 738 00:41:48,383 --> 00:41:50,468 Look, Johnny. Drink. 739 00:41:51,219 --> 00:41:53,555 -As if we were expected. -Yes. 740 00:41:53,638 --> 00:41:54,973 A good omen. 741 00:41:55,056 --> 00:41:56,349 Who are you? 742 00:41:57,267 --> 00:41:58,935 What are you doing here? 743 00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:03,857 Aunt Abby. Aunt Martha. 744 00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:06,443 It's Jonathan. 745 00:42:06,526 --> 00:42:08,778 You... You get out of here! 746 00:42:09,487 --> 00:42:11,781 I'm Jonathan, you know. 747 00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:13,700 Your nephew, Jonathan. 748 00:42:13,783 --> 00:42:14,868 Oh, no, you're not. 749 00:42:15,285 --> 00:42:18,288 You're nothing like Jonathan, so don't pretend you are. 750 00:42:18,371 --> 00:42:19,873 You just get out of here. 751 00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:23,710 I see you're still wearing the lovely garnet ring 752 00:42:23,793 --> 00:42:25,337 that Grandma Brewster bought in England. 753 00:42:27,297 --> 00:42:30,050 And you, Aunt Martha, still the high collar 754 00:42:30,133 --> 00:42:33,803 to hide the scar where Grandfather's acid burned you. 755 00:42:34,888 --> 00:42:37,766 Why, his voice is like Jonathan's. 756 00:42:38,642 --> 00:42:41,853 Have... Have you been in an accident? 757 00:42:42,437 --> 00:42:43,813 My face. 758 00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:47,859 Dr. Einstein is responsible for that. 759 00:42:47,943 --> 00:42:49,819 He's a plastic surgeon. 760 00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:52,948 But... But I've seen that face before. 761 00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:58,954 Abby, do you remember when we took the little Schultz boy to the movies, 762 00:42:59,037 --> 00:43:00,831 and I was so frightened? 763 00:43:00,914 --> 00:43:02,165 It was that face. 764 00:43:05,919 --> 00:43:07,838 Take it easy, Johnny. Take it easy. 765 00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:11,258 Don't worry. The last five years, I give him three different faces. 766 00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:13,260 I give him another one right away. 767 00:43:13,969 --> 00:43:17,556 That last face. I saw that picture, too, 768 00:43:17,639 --> 00:43:21,810 just before I operating. I was intoxicated. 769 00:43:22,644 --> 00:43:24,938 You see, Doctor, what you've done to me? 770 00:43:25,021 --> 00:43:28,358 -Even my own family think I'm... -Johnny, Johnny! 771 00:43:28,441 --> 00:43:32,070 You are home in this lovely house. 772 00:43:32,153 --> 00:43:33,822 You know... 773 00:43:35,448 --> 00:43:38,326 How many times he tells me about... 774 00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:41,872 About Brooklyn, about this house and about his aunts 775 00:43:41,955 --> 00:43:43,456 he loves so much? 776 00:43:43,832 --> 00:43:45,250 They know you, Johnny. 777 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:46,668 Please tell him so. 778 00:43:48,336 --> 00:43:51,882 Well, Jonathan, 779 00:43:51,965 --> 00:43:53,884 it's been a long time. 780 00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:56,469 Bless you. It's good to be home again. 781 00:44:00,223 --> 00:44:04,269 Well, Martha, we mustn't let what's on the stove boil over. 782 00:44:06,605 --> 00:44:09,316 If you'll excuse us for a moment, Jonathan. 783 00:44:09,399 --> 00:44:13,320 Unless you're in a hurry to go somewhere. 784 00:44:31,630 --> 00:44:34,049 Well, Johnny, where do we go from here? 785 00:44:36,092 --> 00:44:39,221 You know, Johnny, we got to think fast. 786 00:44:39,304 --> 00:44:41,932 The police, they got pictures of that face. 787 00:44:42,015 --> 00:44:43,934 I got to operate on you right away. 788 00:44:44,017 --> 00:44:46,186 We got to find