Crunch Calhoun, a third-rate motorcycle daredevil and part-time art thief, teams up with his snaky brother to steal one of the most valuable books in the world. But it's not just about the book for Crunch — he's keen to rewrite some chapters of his own past as well.
The Art of the Steal is a Comedy, Crime film released in 2013.
14 subtitle releases available in English. 12 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
Take care.
557
00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:05,222
All right. I'll do it.
But this one we do my way.
558
00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:07,057
What did ya have in mind?
559
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:10,394
Well, let's just say things are
gonna get a little loud.
560
00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:12,462
[up-tempo music]
561
00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:14,464
[tires squealing]
562
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,133
<i>[Crunch] That's where</i>
<i>the motorcycle kicks in.</i>
563
00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,936
<i>Simultaneously, Francie</i>
<i>has broken out</i>
564
00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:21,104
<i>of our giant,</i>
<i>ceramic Trojan Horse</i>
565
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,073
<i>with at least three minutes</i>
<i>of oxygen left.</i>
566
00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:25,342
<i>Paddy's taking care of</i>
<i>the guards, after rappelling</i>
567
00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:27,945
<i>through the ceiling and</i>
<i>changing out of his cat suit.</i>
568
00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:30,314
<i>And Nicky's already</i>
<i>dealt with the main gate</i>
569
00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:34,651
<i>using 2.5 pounds</i>
<i>of all-American TNT.</i>
570
00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:37,487
<i>In and out in 4.25 minutes.</i>
571
00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:41,725
This may be the worst idea
in the history of the world.
572
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,560
We just need a computer guy!
573
00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:46,330
Crunch, there is no
computer guy!
574
00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:48,807
There's no dude who can
feed a video loop to make
575
00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:51,034
some security guard think
all is hunky dory,
576
00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:54,638
while burglars in cat suits
rappel from the ceiling.
577
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:59,376
By the way, I think Uncle Paddy's black
Spandex days are way behind him.
578
00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:02,446
And as for
your Trojan Horse thing,
579
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:04,748
well, I don't even know
where to begin with that.
580
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:07,217
I actually thought that
was kind of bad-ass.
581
00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,019
Pardon me, you are who?
582
00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:10,053
He's my apprentice.
583
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:13,056
Oh. So you're a wizard now?
584
00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:15,025
Ah, fuck you, Nicky.
585
00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:18,061
Look, the Reverend's got
somebody on the inside.
586
00:33:18,063 --> 00:33:21,098
And we need to find out
who that is. Uncle Paddy,
587
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,633
I want you to call the Reverend
and get us a name.
588
00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,469
[low-tempo music]
589
00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:42,619
Call me Ponch.
590
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:45,389
I'm Nicky. Paddy.
Francie. Crunch.
591
00:33:45,391 --> 00:33:49,192
Those are some shitty aliases.
Y'all sound like chocolate bars.
592
00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:52,329
Where's Twix? [laughs]
593
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:56,767
Oh, wait. Crunch Calhoun?
594
00:33:56,769 --> 00:33:59,569
[gasping] No! Dude.
595
00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:04,374
I once saw you almost jump six
cars in Buffalo. Changed my life.
596
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:07,077
Listen, the Reverend said that you
could help us out for 10,000.
597
00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:09,735
Tempting, but not a chance. No.
I told the Reverend everything
598
00:34:09,761 --> 00:34:10,747
I know for twice that.
599
00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:14,084
And I got so sick from nerves I
didn't eat, shit or sleep for a week.
600
00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:15,118
I'm not your guy.
601
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,654
If you were our guy.
602
00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:21,191
If I were your guy, I'd go about
forgetting it.
603
00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:25,095
There's 12 cameras, 12 of them.
That's one dozen cameras.
604
00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:27,531
- Any in the storage room?
- No, but everywhere else.
605
00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:31,301
Three guards, backup generator.
It's impossible.
606
00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:33,203
I don't accept that.
607
00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:35,172
Well, accept it, Snickers.
608
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,240
There's always a way.
609
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,343
All right, look.
610
00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:42,345
I'll tell you what I told
the Reverend, OK?
611
00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:44,815
That we called an expert.
She comes in Saturday at 10.
612
00:34:44,817 --> 00:34:46,817
Don't call me again.
613
00:34:46,819 --> 00:34:49,619
You said, "She".
Who's the "she"?
614
00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:52,255
- Who?
- The expert.
615
00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,524
Olga Something-Long.
616
00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:57,527
Olga Something-Long?
617
00:34:57,529 --> 00:35:01,832
Olga Panofsky-Cienfuegos?
618
00:35:01,834 --> 00:35:03,733
[Poncho]
Something like that.
619
00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:06,303
[chuckles]
620
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,472
Later, Crunch.
621
00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:13,477
Wait, why... Who's,
who's Olga Something-L
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