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The Art of the Steal

2013
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Crunch Calhoun, a third-rate motorcycle daredevil and part-time art thief, teams up with his snaky brother to steal one of the most valuable books in the world. But it's not just about the book for Crunch — he's keen to rewrite some chapters of his own past as well.

The Art of the Steal is a Comedy, Crime film released in 2013.

14 subtitle releases available in English. 12 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.

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More About The Art of the Steal

It takes a great artist to pull off the perfect con.

Directed by Jonathan Sobol.

Starring:
Kurt RussellMatt DillonJay BaruchelKenneth WelshChris Diamantopoulos

Spoken languages: English. Produced in: Canada, United States of America.

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Movie Dialogue Sample

Take care. 557 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:05,222 All right. I'll do it. But this one we do my way. 558 00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:07,057 What did ya have in mind? 559 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:10,394 Well, let's just say things are gonna get a little loud. 560 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:12,462 [up-tempo music] 561 00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:14,464 [tires squealing] 562 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,133 <i>[Crunch] That's where</i> <i>the motorcycle kicks in.</i> 563 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,936 <i>Simultaneously, Francie</i> <i>has broken out</i> 564 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:21,104 <i>of our giant,</i> <i>ceramic Trojan Horse</i> 565 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,073 <i>with at least three minutes</i> <i>of oxygen left.</i> 566 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:25,342 <i>Paddy's taking care of</i> <i>the guards, after rappelling</i> 567 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:27,945 <i>through the ceiling and</i> <i>changing out of his cat suit.</i> 568 00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:30,314 <i>And Nicky's already</i> <i>dealt with the main gate</i> 569 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:34,651 <i>using 2.5 pounds</i> <i>of all-American TNT.</i> 570 00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:37,487 <i>In and out in 4.25 minutes.</i> 571 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:41,725 This may be the worst idea in the history of the world. 572 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,560 We just need a computer guy! 573 00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:46,330 Crunch, there is no computer guy! 574 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:48,807 There's no dude who can feed a video loop to make 575 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:51,034 some security guard think all is hunky dory, 576 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:54,638 while burglars in cat suits rappel from the ceiling. 577 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:59,376 By the way, I think Uncle Paddy's black Spandex days are way behind him. 578 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:02,446 And as for your Trojan Horse thing, 579 00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:04,748 well, I don't even know where to begin with that. 580 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:07,217 I actually thought that was kind of bad-ass. 581 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,019 Pardon me, you are who? 582 00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:10,053 He's my apprentice. 583 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:13,056 Oh. So you're a wizard now? 584 00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:15,025 Ah, fuck you, Nicky. 585 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:18,061 Look, the Reverend's got somebody on the inside. 586 00:33:18,063 --> 00:33:21,098 And we need to find out who that is. Uncle Paddy, 587 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,633 I want you to call the Reverend and get us a name. 588 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,469 [low-tempo music] 589 00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:42,619 Call me Ponch. 590 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:45,389 I'm Nicky. Paddy. Francie. Crunch. 591 00:33:45,391 --> 00:33:49,192 Those are some shitty aliases. Y'all sound like chocolate bars. 592 00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:52,329 Where's Twix? [laughs] 593 00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:56,767 Oh, wait. Crunch Calhoun? 594 00:33:56,769 --> 00:33:59,569 [gasping] No! Dude. 595 00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:04,374 I once saw you almost jump six cars in Buffalo. Changed my life. 596 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:07,077 Listen, the Reverend said that you could help us out for 10,000. 597 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:09,735 Tempting, but not a chance. No. I told the Reverend everything 598 00:34:09,761 --> 00:34:10,747 I know for twice that. 599 00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:14,084 And I got so sick from nerves I didn't eat, shit or sleep for a week. 600 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:15,118 I'm not your guy. 601 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,654 If you were our guy. 602 00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:21,191 If I were your guy, I'd go about forgetting it. 603 00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:25,095 There's 12 cameras, 12 of them. That's one dozen cameras. 604 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:27,531 - Any in the storage room? - No, but everywhere else. 605 00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:31,301 Three guards, backup generator. It's impossible. 606 00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:33,203 I don't accept that. 607 00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:35,172 Well, accept it, Snickers. 608 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,240 There's always a way. 609 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,343 All right, look. 610 00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:42,345 I'll tell you what I told the Reverend, OK? 611 00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:44,815 That we called an expert. She comes in Saturday at 10. 612 00:34:44,817 --> 00:34:46,817 Don't call me again. 613 00:34:46,819 --> 00:34:49,619 You said, "She". Who's the "she"? 614 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:52,255 - Who? - The expert. 615 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:54,524 Olga Something-Long. 616 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:57,527 Olga Something-Long? 617 00:34:57,529 --> 00:35:01,832 Olga Panofsky-Cienfuegos? 618 00:35:01,834 --> 00:35:03,733 [Poncho] Something like that. 619 00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:06,303 [chuckles] 620 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,472 Later, Crunch. 621 00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:13,477 Wait, why... Who's, who's Olga Something-L

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