Sister Act

381 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,287 Oh, really? 382 00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:12,791 From what I've heard, your singing career was almost nonexistent. 383 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,669 And your married lover wants you dead. 384 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:19,089 If you're fooling anyone, it is only yourself. 385 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:22,718 God has brought you here. 386 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,262 Take the hint. 387 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,189 Mary Clarence? 388 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:19,525 What? 389 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:23,612 Up and at them. We don't want to be late. 390 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:24,947 What time is it? 391 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,741 Well, it's almost 5, Sister Sleepyhead. 392 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,535 Five a.m.? 393 00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:33,330 Get out of here. I just went to bed 20 minutes ago. Scram. 394 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:36,708 Come on, the sun is shining. It's a beautiful day. 395 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:43,257 We are a small congregation this morning. 396 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:48,595 Too many mornings. Something has gone terribly wrong. 397 00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:54,184 Where is faith? Where is celebration? Where is everyone? 398 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,479 Still, rather than regret the absence of our neighbours, 399 00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:02,234 let us rejoice in the fellowship of those present. 400 00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:05,237 Our choir mistress, Sister Mary Lazarus, 401 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:08,740 has informed me that our choir, while always superior, 402 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:13,203 has been toiling especially hard on this week's selection. 403 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:14,830 Sister. 404 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:43,543 There was a raid on a pawn shop in L.A. this morning. 405 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:46,838 Place was fencing stolen property. They found this. 406 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:51,051 Database hoods. What a wonderful world, huh? 407 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:54,346 "Beloved daughter missing. Reward of $250,000. 408 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:58,308 Please, find our adored angel. We miss her so. Dead or alive." 409 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:01,853 Vince is getting desperate. So where'd you stash her, Eddie? 410 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,480 Where did I stash who? 411 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:05,899 You're not even gonna tell us? 412 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,735 I wouldn't even tell the pope. 413 00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:22,582 I'm not gonna get this. This is a little too complicated for me. 414 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,168 Don't you worry, you'll get the hang of it. I'll help you. 415 00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:27,337 Thank you. 416 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,006 Are you always this cheerful? 417 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:30,757 Am I? 418 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,051 All right, I am. I know it. 419 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:36,805 I can't help it. I've always been upbeat. Optimistic, perky. 420 00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:40,600 Even as a child, my mother used to say, "That girl is pure sunshine. 421 00:33:40,768 --> 00:33:43,228 She'll either grow up to be a nun or a stewardess." 422 00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:45,188 Coffee? 423 00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:50,277 - Enough about me. What about you? - Yes, what convent did you come from? 424 00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:56,491 I came from the convent 425 00:33:56,659 --> 00:34:00,912 of the Sisters of the Moonlite in Reno. 426 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:03,123 Oh, I love Reno. 427 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,625 - You do? - Yes. 428 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:10,380 Well, you would have loved us. We were a kind of pioneering order. 429 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:16,219 You know, we'd never wear any kind of habit this tight, though. This is really tight. 430 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:20,807 Oh, I must say, our habits do cut you at the neck just a bit. 431 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:23,018 Hear, hear! 432 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:25,145 That's enough jabber. 433 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:27,981 Vanity. A progressive convent? 434 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:31,693 Sounds awful. I liked my convent in Vancouver. 435 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:36,239 Out in the woods. Wasn't all modern like some of these newfangled convents. 436 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:40,619 We didn't have electricity. Cold water, bare feet. Those were nuns. 437 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,412 Sounds wonderful. 438 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:46,249 It was hell on earth. I loved it. This place is a Hilton. 439 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:49,836 Sister Mary Clarence, when did you get your call? 440 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,255 What call? 441 00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:56,551 Oh, the call, the call! I didn't know which call you meant. 442 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,554 I was working in Reno when I got the call. 443 00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:04,309 And you don't know how hard it is to get a call until you've worked in Reno. 444 0