The Parent Trap

- Mitch. - Maggie. 333 00:23:46,013 --> 00:23:49,574 - How are you? - Oh, fine, thanks. How are you? 334 00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:53,086 Oh, I'm fine. Gee, you look-- You look-- 335 00:23:53,154 --> 00:23:55,315 - I got a flock of people out there! - Don't start yelling! 336 00:23:55,389 --> 00:23:57,550 <i>- Will you tell me what you're doing here? - Let me explain!</i> 337 00:23:57,625 --> 00:23:59,490 <i>[M Mitch ] What in the world if she sees you?</i> 338 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,858 Will you just keep quiet a minute, I'll tell you! 339 00:24:01,929 --> 00:24:03,863 Well, what are you doin' here? 340 00:24:03,965 --> 00:24:06,866 If you'll just stop screaming at her, she'll eXplain, Dad. 341 00:24:11,772 --> 00:24:14,570 [ Together] Surprise. 342 00:24:14,642 --> 00:24:17,008 That's what I was trying to tell you. 343 00:24:17,078 --> 00:24:20,809 Well-- Both of'em? 344 00:24:20,881 --> 00:24:22,940 Mm-hmm. 345 00:24:35,129 --> 00:24:39,589 The two of them together? I can't-- Maggie, how'd it happen? 346 00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:43,330 We met at camp, and then the whole thing just sort of came out. 347 00:24:45,439 --> 00:24:48,806 <i>- They switched places on us. - [M Mitch ] They what?</i> 348 00:24:48,876 --> 00:24:51,936 Sue came to Boston to be with me. 349 00:24:54,181 --> 00:24:56,445 <i>- You mean this is Sharon? - [M Margaret ] Uh-huh,</i> 350 00:24:56,517 --> 00:24:59,145 <i>- I had Sharon all this time? - Yeah,</i> 351 00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:01,085 - Well-- - You're Sharon? 352 00:25:01,155 --> 00:25:04,556 I wanted to know what you were like and Susan wanted to meet Mother. 353 00:25:07,028 --> 00:25:09,895 You are Sharon. [ Laughing ] 354 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:16,427 - You were only a tiny little baby when I-- - You're not mad, are you, Daddy? 355 00:25:16,537 --> 00:25:21,338 No, no, sweetheart. I just can't believe it's you. That's all. 356 00:25:21,409 --> 00:25:25,675 - Oh, my gosh, the trouble I had burping you. - Oh, Daddy, really! 357 00:25:25,746 --> 00:25:30,183 No, I mean it. I spent most of my nights walking the floor up and down with you. 358 00:25:30,251 --> 00:25:32,742 <i>- Two o'clock feedings, - And where was I?</i> 359 00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:35,789 Well, it was half and half. 360 00:25:35,856 --> 00:25:39,348 Oh, you used up more diapers than any ten kids. 361 00:25:39,427 --> 00:25:42,863 - Daddy, diapers! - Yes, diapers! 362 00:25:42,930 --> 00:25:45,922 Look at you now. Look at her. 363 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,298 Quite grown up. 364 00:25:50,004 --> 00:25:53,599 - And quite without a father. - Ah, honey-- 365 00:25:53,674 --> 00:25:57,667 - And I'm quite without a mother. - Shh. 366 00:25:57,745 --> 00:26:00,578 Now, girls, we'll discuss this later on. 367 00:26:00,648 --> 00:26:03,879 I want to talk to your father now. 368 00:26:03,951 --> 00:26:07,284 Come on, Sharon. They wanna be alone. 369 00:26:07,354 --> 00:26:10,255 Oh, Sharon. 370 00:26:11,892 --> 00:26:15,191 Daddy-- Daddy, please don't marry that woman. 371 00:26:16,297 --> 00:26:18,788 All right, Sharon, run along now. 372 00:26:25,272 --> 00:26:28,639 Will you look at that? 373 00:26:28,709 --> 00:26:31,837 I can't believe it. You know, the last time I saw them together they were that big, 374 00:26:31,912 --> 00:26:36,645 and you had 'em in that thing and you were pushing them through the park. 375 00:26:36,717 --> 00:26:41,120 Oh, what a time for you to show up,just when I'm gonna get married. 376 00:26:41,188 --> 00:26:44,089 I didn't know, Mitch, honest. Sharon told me when I got here. 377 00:26:44,158 --> 00:26:46,592 That girl is my fiancee and-- 378 00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:49,288 I know. I saw her. 379 00:26:51,365 --> 00:26:54,198 All right... let's have it. 380 00:26:54,268 --> 00:26:56,964 I think she's adorable. 381 00:26:57,037 --> 00:27:00,939 Well, sure you do. EXcept for what? 382 00:27:01,041 --> 00:27:05,000 I think she's a perfect dream. 383 00:27:05,079 --> 00:27:08,913 Of course, her eyes are a little too close together, if you don't mind that. 384 00:27:08,983 --> 00:27:12,817 Maggie, don't try those old, worn-out tricks on me. They don't work anymore. 385 00:27:12,887 --> 00:27:17,256 Now, will you just go on upstairs and put on something decent? 386 00:27:17,324 --> 00:27:21,784 - I'm perfectly decent. - Oh, sure, running around in my bathrobe! 387 00:27:21,862 --> 00:27:25,025 That looks great. She's liable to come in and see you in that. It looks like we just-- 388 00:27:25,132 --> 00:27:29,865 - Like we what? - You just go upstairs and put on some clothes, that's all! 389 00:27:29,937 --> 00:27:33,373 Don't you use that tone of voice with me. We're not married anymore, remember? 390 00:27:33,474 --> 00:27:37,137 But this is my house! You're n