The Grifters

Myra, listen. Myra, damn it. 425 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:21,620 Listen. Myra. 426 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:25,832 Joe. How's your wiry zone? 427 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:29,586 Are hidden germs lurking in your nooks and crannies? 428 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:33,465 All right, this is your final warning. You've got to settle your bill today. 429 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:37,302 Joe, don't I always pay my bills? 430 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,679 Huh? One way or another? 431 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:43,350 Yeah, well, this time it's just one way. 432 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:49,189 Stop getting up nights, men. You too could learn to dance. 433 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:52,442 All you need is a magic step. Simple as one, two, three. 434 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:09,584 Here's your bill. 435 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,885 It's a lot of money, Joe. 436 00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:23,264 - You wouldn't have padded it? - You owe every damn cent of that. 437 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,768 Maybe I could get the dough from your wife, you suppose? 438 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,729 Maybe your kids would crack their piggy banks? 439 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,773 You take one step towards my family and I promise you-- 440 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:34,943 Oh, oh. Don't wet your pants, for Christ's sake. 441 00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:08,435 Come in, Joe. 442 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:20,363 The money. 443 00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:22,407 There it is. 444 00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:25,744 The automatic clutch, Joe. 445 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,205 It comes with a deluxe upholstery... 446 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:32,917 and a high-speed wiry zone. 447 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,256 Myra, please. 448 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,344 I've let you-- I've been very good to you. 449 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,764 I've let you stay here month after month-- 450 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,223 Can't be done, Joe. 451 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:50,059 All passengers must pay as they enter. 452 00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:52,687 No free passes or rebates. 453 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:56,149 That's a strict rule of the intercourse commerce commission. 454 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:57,776 Oh, God. 455 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:01,279 Only one choice to a customer, the lady... 456 00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:03,740 or the loot. 457 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:06,826 What's it gonna be? 458 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,835 The difference between your folded towel 459 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:18,254 and your clean towel is a trip to the laundry. 460 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,048 When you're cleaning those bathrooms, 461 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:21,716 what you do is, you pick up the towel, 462 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,468 and you give it a good shake and a good look, 463 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:27,430 and you say to yourself, "Would I dry myself on this towel?" 464 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:31,684 - If the answer is "yes," you fold it. - What if it's wet? 465 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,145 Mr. Dillon, welcome back. 466 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,357 You're looking fine. Just fine. 467 00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:40,151 - Thank you, Mr. Simms. I'm feeling fine. - I'm glad you're better. 468 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:43,029 - Sickness comes to us all, Mr. Dillon. - That's true, Mr. Simms. 469 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:45,490 We never know when, we never know why, we never know how. 470 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,617 The only blessed thing we know is it'll come 471 00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,994 at the most inconvenient, unexpected time. 472 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:52,789 Just when you've got tickets to the World Series. 473 00:38:52,956 --> 00:38:55,124 And that's the way the permanent waves. 474 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,085 Well... 475 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:04,551 That fellow could be a congressman. 476 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,929 If it's wet, you don't fold it. 477 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:11,850 You shake it and hang it neatly on the rod provided. 478 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:12,976 Yes, sir. 479 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,481 - What are you laughing at? - Oh, nothing. 480 00:39:18,648 --> 00:39:21,484 Nothing. Nothing. No. Never mind, Joe. 481 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:27,282 It's just, I was remembering, at lunch, 482 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,576 on the menu it said: 483 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:33,454 "Today's special... 484 00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:37,542 broiled hothouse tomato... 485 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:43,798 under a generous slice of ripe cheese." 486 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,070 Hi, Bobo. 487 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:09,866 Did I buy you that dress, you piece of shit? 488 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,827 Well, I guess so. You're the guy I work for. 489 00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:15,121 - I'm the guy you work for, huh? - Yeah. 490 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:18,082 Then, in that case, I may just flush you down the toilet. 491 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,002 Take me to my hotel. 492 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,306 Troubadour. 493 00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:37,393 How'd you figure you were gonna get away with that? 494 00:40:37,894 --> 00:40:39,354 I'm not get