The Absent-Minded Professor

Our team can't even reach the ball! 518 00:34:19,604 --> 00:34:21,003 Yes, poor little chaps. 519 00:34:21,072 --> 00:34:23,632 I'd say they need some kind of a lift. 520 00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:25,608 Why don't they try elevator heels? 521 00:34:25,677 --> 00:34:27,269 Very funny. 522 00:34:29,581 --> 00:34:31,947 Elevator heels. 523 00:34:32,016 --> 00:34:33,506 Pardon me. 524 00:34:33,585 --> 00:34:35,416 Would you pardon me, please? 525 00:34:55,173 --> 00:34:57,937 There's more than one way to skin a cat. 526 00:34:58,009 --> 00:35:01,467 She won't ride in my car with me? Okay. 527 00:35:01,546 --> 00:35:03,980 She won't listen to me. 528 00:35:04,048 --> 00:35:05,743 Okay. 529 00:35:05,817 --> 00:35:08,479 So we're gonna surprise her, Charlie. 530 00:35:08,553 --> 00:35:11,113 More than that, we're gonna Flubberghast her. 531 00:35:19,531 --> 00:35:21,761 Boys, what can I say? 532 00:35:22,967 --> 00:35:24,525 I'm proud of you. 533 00:35:25,937 --> 00:35:29,737 They're murdering us. But I'm proud of you. 534 00:35:29,808 --> 00:35:32,299 Remember, you're like sons to me. 535 00:35:32,377 --> 00:35:33,935 All of you. 536 00:35:34,012 --> 00:35:35,980 How do you think I feel? 537 00:35:36,047 --> 00:35:37,810 Do you think it's easy sitting, 538 00:35:37,882 --> 00:35:41,545 watching you guys getting your ears pinned back? 539 00:35:41,619 --> 00:35:44,087 Well, let me tell you this. 540 00:35:44,155 --> 00:35:46,282 I've coached a lot of teams in my day, 541 00:35:46,357 --> 00:35:48,791 but I've never seen harder-fighting boys 542 00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:50,521 than you boys right here. 543 00:35:50,595 --> 00:35:53,120 You got heart. I mean, real heart. 544 00:35:53,198 --> 00:35:56,099 Coach, do we really have to go back out there? 545 00:35:56,167 --> 00:36:00,069 Look, I know how you feel, son. 546 00:36:00,138 --> 00:36:02,038 But remember this. 547 00:36:02,106 --> 00:36:04,904 A team that won't be beaten... 548 00:36:04,976 --> 00:36:07,410 Well, Professor! 549 00:36:07,479 --> 00:36:08,411 Oh, hello, Coach. 550 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,141 Something the matter? 551 00:36:10,215 --> 00:36:12,046 Maybe something on your conscience? 552 00:36:12,116 --> 00:36:15,415 No. I just dropped by to see if there's anything I can do. 553 00:36:15,487 --> 00:36:18,650 I am sorry I had to flunk Biff. lf that's what you mean. 554 00:36:18,723 --> 00:36:22,124 It's a little late for apologies, don't you think? 555 00:36:22,193 --> 00:36:23,854 One minute, Coach. 556 00:36:23,928 --> 00:36:25,327 All right. Get ready. 557 00:36:25,396 --> 00:36:27,762 Starting lineup same as the first half. 558 00:36:27,832 --> 00:36:30,096 Too bad Biff didn't keep his grades up. 559 00:36:30,168 --> 00:36:31,726 That's one of those things. 560 00:36:31,803 --> 00:36:34,499 Just remember, one man doesn't make a team. 561 00:36:34,572 --> 00:36:37,803 And I tell you, you can go out and beat Rutland. 562 00:36:37,876 --> 00:36:39,366 You can win this game. 563 00:36:39,444 --> 00:36:40,604 Sure we can. 564 00:36:40,678 --> 00:36:41,736 Yes, you can. 565 00:36:41,813 --> 00:36:45,249 Because I know something about you that you don't know. 566 00:36:45,316 --> 00:36:49,047 They're twice as big, but that doesn't make any difference now. 567 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,487 They could be 1 0 feet tall. We could still beat them. 568 00:36:52,557 --> 00:36:53,888 Yes. We could. 569 00:36:53,958 --> 00:36:56,950 You can beat Rutland if you give it all the drive 570 00:36:57,028 --> 00:36:58,495 and the bounce you've got. 571 00:36:58,563 --> 00:37:01,327 Remember that word "bounce." Bounce. 572 00:37:01,399 --> 00:37:03,424 And when you bounce, remember this. 573 00:37:03,501 --> 00:37:05,196 No matter how much you put in, 574 00:37:05,270 --> 00:37:07,738 you're going to get twice as much out of it. 575 00:37:07,805 --> 00:37:11,241 Now, get out there, fellows, and hop to it! 576 00:37:44,542 --> 00:37:47,170 Say, what's going on out there? 577 00:38:06,197 --> 00:38:08,097 -What got into 'em? -I don't know! 578 00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:10,760 Maybe it was that pep talk Brainard gave them! 579 00:38:10,835 --> 00:38:14,396 -What did he say? -I wish I could remember! 580 00:38:31,322 --> 00:38:33,517 Go, Medford! Go! 581 00:38:35,593 --> 00:38:37,618 [ Whistle blows ] 582 00:38:37,695 --> 00:38:39,287 Will you listen to me? 583 00:38:39,364 --> 00:38:41,491 There's something fishy going on! 584 00:38:41,566 --> 00:38:44,296 All right. What? You tell me! 585 00:38:44,369 --> 00:38:46,701 Well, how do I know? Something! 586 00:38:46,771 --> 00:38:48,170 What am I supposed to do? 587 00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:49,672 There's nothing that says 588 00:38:49,741 --> 00:38:52,938 one team can't jump higher t