Con Air

00:30:20,345 --> 00:30:24,338 Hey, Cyrus, l, uh, l got some good news and l got some bad news. 426 00:30:24,449 --> 00:30:28,818 - Yeah, what's the good news? - Well, the goods news is l found Benson, Carls and Popovitch. 427 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,081 - What's the bad news? - The bad news is... 428 00:30:31,155 --> 00:30:34,283 this dead fellow right here happens to be Benson. 429 00:30:34,359 --> 00:30:37,624 This Aryan fellow with the bullet hole in his forehead is, is Carls... 430 00:30:37,695 --> 00:30:42,325 and, and this honky he's draggin' in is Popovitch. 431 00:30:42,433 --> 00:30:46,028 l don't know how to tell you this, Cyrus, but we are three white guys short. 432 00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:49,402 Or as they say in ebonics, ''We be fucked. '' 433 00:30:50,541 --> 00:30:53,408 Look man, l just wanna know. 434 00:30:53,511 --> 00:30:57,675 All right, you didn't-- You didn't mean that dirty-nigger crackhead shit, did you? 435 00:30:57,749 --> 00:30:59,478 Gimme that gun. 436 00:30:59,550 --> 00:31:01,643 Hell, yes, l meant it. 437 00:31:01,719 --> 00:31:05,485 Listen, Carson City is expecting six men to get off this plane... 438 00:31:05,556 --> 00:31:07,490 and we're gonna give 'em exactly what they expect. 439 00:31:07,558 --> 00:31:10,823 - So l need three volunteers. - Come on, let's go, son. 440 00:31:13,731 --> 00:31:16,029 - Don't look at me, pal. - What about her? 441 00:31:16,134 --> 00:31:19,467 l'm servin' eight consecutive life sentences. l am not getting off this plane. 442 00:31:19,537 --> 00:31:22,165 l got my insulin, all right, but they broke all the damn needles. 443 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,470 lf l don't get my shot in the next couple of hours... 444 00:31:24,542 --> 00:31:26,510 - somebody gonna be sending flowers to my mother. - Hey, l'll go. 445 00:31:26,577 --> 00:31:29,137 - l'm too old for his shit. - l mean, no offense. 446 00:31:29,213 --> 00:31:32,182 - l can take care of myself. - l can see that. 447 00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:34,844 Go ahead, go to the back. Anybody else? 448 00:31:34,919 --> 00:31:38,480 - Hey, right here, man. Us two. - Great, go ahead. Go to the back. 449 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,018 Hey, whoa, stop. The guys they're expecting are white. 450 00:31:46,097 --> 00:31:48,156 That puts you shit out of luck. 451 00:31:48,232 --> 00:31:50,632 - Hey, come on, man. - l'll tell you what. Sit down. 452 00:31:50,735 --> 00:31:54,762 One of my associates will bring you a phone book, and you call the Affirmative Action office. 453 00:31:54,839 --> 00:31:58,297 - You, go ahead. - Yeah, that's it. 454 00:31:58,409 --> 00:32:02,436 - l'm gone, man. l'm dead in two hours. - No. 455 00:32:02,513 --> 00:32:04,981 l'll get off, scream to high heaven. 456 00:32:05,082 --> 00:32:07,573 This plane won't leave Carson City. 457 00:32:10,855 --> 00:32:14,484 We need another white boy to volunteer. 458 00:32:14,592 --> 00:32:18,688 - Pilot's white. - Wait, wait, wait. The pilot? 459 00:32:18,796 --> 00:32:24,359 - Who's gonna fly the plane? - Relax, Billy. Welcome to the machine. 460 00:32:24,469 --> 00:32:28,963 - You rang? - Carson City says we got a hell of a sandstorm down there. 461 00:32:29,841 --> 00:32:31,775 Perfect. 462 00:32:33,377 --> 00:32:34,810 Crazy. 463 00:32:40,845 --> 00:32:44,008 Vacant cell D8, ready for inspection. 464 00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:48,977 Last tenant, Cyrus Grissom. 465 00:32:49,053 --> 00:32:52,141 Got scratches on the wall. Probably a weapon sharpening. 466 00:32:52,275 --> 00:32:55,369 - What about the loose shelf screw? - What the hell is this? 467 00:32:55,444 --> 00:32:57,378 Looks like cocaine. 468 00:33:01,851 --> 00:33:05,719 - What, do you got something there? - l don't know. lt's all soft. 469 00:33:10,459 --> 00:33:12,552 What about the rest of the pigs? 470 00:33:12,628 --> 00:33:17,065 Be patient, now. They haven't ceased to be useful yet. 471 00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:19,693 Okay, old man. Now you're Mr Popovitch. 472 00:33:19,769 --> 00:33:23,466 Gentlemen, you'll reach the Nevada pen in about two hours. 473 00:33:23,573 --> 00:33:25,803 The tape's just a little precaution in case any of you... 474 00:33:25,908 --> 00:33:30,311 are rocked by the sudden impulse to squeal like a pig. 475 00:33:30,413 --> 00:33:34,247 Not that we don't trust you. But let's face it, you're criminals. 476 00:33:36,452 --> 00:33:39,387 - Come on, man, move your head up. - l want to stay on. 477 00:33:39,455 --> 00:33:41,082 What? 478 00:33:42,158 --> 00:33:43,989 l changed my mind. 479 00:33:44,093 --> 00:33:47,256 So, Cyrus, we got a little mind-changer. 480 00:33:47,330 --> 00:33:50,663 l got 15 years left, and l know l'd just hate myself... 481 00:33:50,766 --> 00:33:53,758 if l thought l blew my one shot at a naked party freak... 482 00:33:53,836 --> 00:33:56,236 and, and an umbrella drink. 483 00:33:56,305 --> 00:33:59,604 You got 15 years? Boy, a second ago you couldn't wait to get off this p