An Extremely Goofy Movie

<i>including, but not limited to,</i> <i>fiction, nonfiction,</i> 403 00:28:00,844 --> 00:28:02,709 periodicals, reference and policy. 404 00:28:02,812 --> 00:28:07,806 - How may I help you? - Hi there, Miss "Marpole-ee." Marpole. Marpole! 405 00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:11,149 My Dad needs a library card. Could you... 406 00:28:11,221 --> 00:28:14,019 Oh, it would be my pleasure. 407 00:28:14,090 --> 00:28:17,253 We here at the college library believe that owning a library card... 408 00:28:17,327 --> 00:28:19,557 is a privilege, not a right. 409 00:28:19,629 --> 00:28:22,393 <i>Consequently,</i> <i>we expect students...</i> 410 00:28:22,465 --> 00:28:26,492 <i>to treat the Dewey Decimal System</i> <i>with respect.</i> 411 00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:30,006 You'll find these helpful to your library experience. 412 00:28:30,073 --> 00:28:32,405 [Gasps] Well, I'll be! 413 00:28:32,509 --> 00:28:35,672 Is that a genuine mood ring you're wearin'? 414 00:28:35,779 --> 00:28:37,872 Well, oh... [Stammering] 415 00:28:37,981 --> 00:28:40,745 Yes. Well, yes it is. 416 00:28:40,817 --> 00:28:45,379 I'm a collector of'70s memorabilia and such. Sort of silly, huh? 417 00:28:45,455 --> 00:28:47,480 What, are you kiddin'? 418 00:28:47,557 --> 00:28:50,390 This here's a <i>Gilligan's Island</i> fan club seashell. 419 00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:52,928 [Gasps] Get out! 420 00:28:52,996 --> 00:28:55,590 Do you remember the one when the Professor built a noncombustible engine... 421 00:28:55,665 --> 00:28:57,633 out of coconut shells and sand? 422 00:28:57,701 --> 00:29:00,465 Gawrsh, yeah, little buddy. 423 00:29:00,537 --> 00:29:04,906 - [Continues Indistinct] - Come on! We're supposed to be practicin' for the "X" Games. 424 00:29:05,008 --> 00:29:07,704 I love all that '70s stuff! 425 00:29:07,777 --> 00:29:12,111 - Come on, we're out of here. - Oh, gosh! Remember the "Boogie Duck"? 426 00:29:12,182 --> 00:29:14,810 That was my all-time favorite! 427 00:29:14,884 --> 00:29:17,114 - Quack, quack, quack, quack. - Ooh-ooh. 428 00:29:17,187 --> 00:29:20,054 - Quack, quack, quack, quack. - Ooh-ooh. 429 00:29:20,123 --> 00:29:25,561 Here at the college library you'll find a most... [Gasps] 430 00:29:25,629 --> 00:29:27,563 <i>A- A-Ahem!</i> 431 00:29:27,631 --> 00:29:29,223 Miss Marpole! 432 00:29:29,299 --> 00:29:31,426 <i>In a library?</i> 433 00:29:34,471 --> 00:29:36,837 Really! 434 00:29:36,906 --> 00:29:40,398 And now, I actually think that the Psych Department... 435 00:29:40,510 --> 00:29:43,570 <i>will be most refreshing.</i> 436 00:29:45,949 --> 00:29:48,110 Well, uh, I really should be... 437 00:29:48,184 --> 00:29:51,676 getting back to work. 438 00:29:51,755 --> 00:29:54,849 Say, um, Miss Marpole... 439 00:29:54,924 --> 00:29:57,518 Oh, you can call me Sylvia. 440 00:29:57,594 --> 00:30:00,961 Gawrsh! Sylvia. Ah-yuck. 441 00:30:01,031 --> 00:30:05,229 I was just a-wonderin' if maybe you'd like to... 442 00:30:05,302 --> 00:30:07,236 Go out to dinner? 443 00:30:07,304 --> 00:30:10,171 Well, then maybe afterwards, uh... 444 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,209 - Go dancing? - Sure! 445 00:30:13,310 --> 00:30:17,007 So, if, uh... Well, if you're free on... 446 00:30:17,113 --> 00:30:20,549 Saturday? Oh, I'd love to. 7:00? 447 00:30:20,617 --> 00:30:24,053 All right. Ah-yuck. See ya then. 448 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,749 You know, Goofy, you're pretty groovy. 449 00:30:30,493 --> 00:30:33,360 Aw, shucks! 450 00:30:34,264 --> 00:30:37,859 She said I'm pretty groovy. 451 00:30:37,934 --> 00:30:40,368 Hey, Maxie! Guess what? 452 00:30:40,437 --> 00:30:42,371 Maxie? 453 00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:46,165 I got a date. 454 00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:49,139 <i>[Kids Cheering]</i> 455 00:30:51,848 --> 00:30:56,012 - Yeah! - <i>[Bobby] Excellent, bro.</i> 456 00:30:56,086 --> 00:30:59,180 - [Cheering] - I got a date. 457 00:30:59,255 --> 00:31:01,519 Ah-yuck! I got a date. 458 00:31:01,591 --> 00:31:04,287 Gotta tell Maxie. There he is. 459 00:31:05,862 --> 00:31:08,797 - Maxie! I got a... - Huh? 460 00:31:08,865 --> 00:31:12,460 - Whoa! - Let go, Dad! 461 00:31:15,038 --> 00:31:18,405 Wow! Waa-hoo-hoo! Waa-hoo! 462 00:31:21,678 --> 00:31:26,775 Whoa! Waa-hoo-hoo! Waa-hoo! 463 00:31:26,850 --> 00:31:29,614 Hey, that guy is good! 464 00:31:29,686 --> 00:31:31,779 Isn't that Baby Goof's old man? 465 00:31:39,696 --> 00:31:43,655 <i>[Excited Chattering,</i> <i>Cheering]</i> 466 00:31:43,733 --> 00:31:47,692 [Whistling, Applause] 467 00:31:47,771 --> 00:31:49,796 - Wowee! - Gimme that. 468 00:31:49,873 --> 00:31:54,333 That sure was a heap of fun. Now I see why you're so crazy about it. 469 00:31:54,411 --> 00:31:58,541 Hey, Maxie, what if I join your team? 470 00:31:58,648 --> 00:32:00,980 <i>We could p...