The Last House on the Left

then we'll call the police. 321 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:59,258 Come on! Things are not that bad. At least we have our phone again. 322 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,177 She's all right. 323 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:04,972 Staying out all night, well, it's classic. 324 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,433 It's a kid's way of saying she's grown up. 325 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,435 It's that damn Phyllis Stone's fault. 326 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,813 All right, don't, Estelle! Now, she'll come home. 327 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,231 Let her have a fling. 328 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:19,255 Taking them girls, you know, that's the kind of crime 329 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,257 people never forgive you for. 330 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:22,883 A sex crime. 331 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,844 Shut up, Weasel! You're disturbing my rhythm. 332 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,972 How would you do this sex crime business, anyway? 333 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:31,725 My brother Sol, the plumber, he makes twice as much money as me 334 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,561 and gets three weeks vacation, too. 335 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,396 Shut up, shithead! 336 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,650 You think the cops is closing in on us? 337 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,736 I don't know, I just got this feeling at the back of my neck. 338 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,655 Maybe you got crabs. 339 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:02,965 Sex crime! 340 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,635 I wonder what the meanest, foulest, rottenest, 341 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,762 raunchiest sex crime ever was. 342 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:13,225 Hey, Sadie! What do you think the sex crime of the century was? 343 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,560 Oh, shit! 344 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,395 Hey, I'm serious! 345 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,607 I ought to kill you. 346 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,583 How 'bout the Boston Strangler? I always admired him. 347 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,627 - Bush league! - I got it! 348 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,046 - You sure? - Yeah! Frood! 349 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,299 - Frood? - Sigmund Frood! 350 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:49,303 Do you remember when a telephone pole was just a telephone pole? 351 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,763 Yeah. 352 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,473 Not anymore, sweetheart. 353 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,934 It's a giant puh-hay-lis. 354 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:56,602 - Puh-hay-lis? - Puh-hay-lis? 355 00:23:56,727 --> 00:24:00,356 I can't even look at the Grand Canyon anymore without crossing my legs. 356 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:01,482 It's bullshit. 357 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,985 This icing is delicious. 358 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,906 You must get a lot of hysterical parents calling you now, huh, Sheriff? 359 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,950 Well, it's not that unusual, Mrs. Collingwood. 360 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,159 Oh? 361 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,827 No, we've been getting a lot of calls like this 362 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,496 in the past three or four years. 363 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,332 Kids running off to the big city for a few days. 364 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,794 Now, chances are that Mari will be back before supper. 365 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:24,046 Still, it's wise of you to call us, Dr. Collingwood. 366 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,090 At least all our phones are working. 367 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,513 That's just great! 368 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:36,725 We're a million miles from nowhere, too! King car of the road! 369 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,268 All right, what's the matter? 370 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:39,687 It stopped! 371 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:43,607 Hey, I think I found the trouble. 372 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,527 This thing pulled out, and it's all covered with oil. 373 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:49,238 Christ, didn't they teach you nothing in reform school? 374 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:51,073 Take it easy on him, he's just a kid. 375 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:54,118 I know, but when I was his age, I could fix any car in two seconds. 376 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,744 You schmuck. 377 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:59,748 Hey, Krug, where the hell are we? 378 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:04,253 I just have the strangest feeling we should be doing something more. 379 00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:06,839 Now, hold on, Mrs. Collingwood. 380 00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:10,551 Now Harry, my deputy Harry, he's down there in the radio car. 381 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,803 He's calling New York right now. 382 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,681 And if we hear anything... Here he is right now. 383 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,644 What did you hear, Harry? 384 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,187 New York police say they don't have anybody 385 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:24,648 answering Mari's description in jail or on ice. 386 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,817