Withnail & I

457 00:36:13,690 --> 00:36:16,250 This is ridiculous. 458 00:36:16,359 --> 00:36:19,692 We'll be found dead in here next spring. 459 00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:23,694 I've got a blinding fucking headache. 460 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,360 We must have heat. 461 00:36:29,606 --> 00:36:31,836 <i>We've got to keep this bastard burning.</i> 462 00:36:31,941 --> 00:36:34,603 Well, we've got enough furniture for tonight. 463 00:36:34,711 --> 00:36:37,612 Tomorrow we'll go down that farm and get some logs. 464 00:36:37,714 --> 00:36:41,912 Mistake, I'm telling you. This was a dreadful mistake. 465 00:38:52,949 --> 00:38:55,509 <i>- Who's there? - Me.</i> 466 00:38:58,955 --> 00:39:00,855 What do you want? 467 00:39:00,957 --> 00:39:04,188 I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. He's lent us his cottage. 468 00:39:04,294 --> 00:39:08,754 I wondered if you could sell us some food... eggs and things. 469 00:39:08,865 --> 00:39:11,425 Hmm? 470 00:39:13,570 --> 00:39:17,097 What about wood and coal? 471 00:39:17,207 --> 00:39:20,176 I'm not from London, you know. 472 00:39:20,276 --> 00:39:23,541 I don't care where you come from! 473 00:39:23,646 --> 00:39:26,513 <i>Not the attitude I'd been given to expect...</i> 474 00:39:26,616 --> 00:39:28,846 <i>from the H.E. Bates novel I'd read.</i> 475 00:39:28,952 --> 00:39:33,685 <i>I thought they'd all be out the back, drinking cider, discussing butter.</i> 476 00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:35,690 <i>Clearly a myth.</i> 477 00:39:35,792 --> 00:39:39,888 <i>Evidently, country people are no more receptive to strangers than city dwellers.</i> 478 00:39:42,966 --> 00:39:46,868 Do you think you could tell me where I could buy some coal and wood? 479 00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:50,098 <i>You'll have to see me son. He runs this farm.</i> 480 00:39:50,206 --> 00:39:53,198 <i>- Where is your son? - Up in top fields.</i> 481 00:39:53,309 --> 00:39:57,405 <i>You can't miss him. His leg's bound in polythene.</i> 482 00:40:21,871 --> 00:40:25,272 Wake up, you bastard! Wake up! 483 00:40:26,910 --> 00:40:30,243 Wake up, you bastard! You gotta get wood. 484 00:40:32,181 --> 00:40:34,411 Jesus! You're covered in shit. 485 00:40:34,517 --> 00:40:36,417 I tried to get the fuel and wood. 486 00:40:36,519 --> 00:40:39,420 There's a miserable little pensioner down there. 487 00:40:39,522 --> 00:40:42,252 - She wouldn't give it to me. - Where are we gonna get it, then? 488 00:40:42,358 --> 00:40:44,656 There's a man on the mountain. 489 00:40:44,761 --> 00:40:48,288 Why he's up there fuck knows. 490 00:40:48,398 --> 00:40:51,128 But he's up there with a leg in polythene. 491 00:40:51,234 --> 00:40:53,634 You can't miss him. He's your man. 492 00:40:53,736 --> 00:40:56,432 And have another look in that shed. Find anything. 493 00:40:56,539 --> 00:40:59,440 If you can't find anything, bring in the shed. 494 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,008 How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack? 495 00:41:07,116 --> 00:41:09,050 No idea. 496 00:41:09,152 --> 00:41:11,712 You never discuss your family, do you? 497 00:41:11,821 --> 00:41:14,619 I fail to see my family as of any interest to you. 498 00:41:14,724 --> 00:41:17,284 I have absolutely no interest in yours. 499 00:41:17,393 --> 00:41:21,022 I dislike relatives in general, my own in particular. 500 00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:24,463 - Why? - Because... I've told you why. 501 00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:28,526 We're incompatible. They don't like me being on stage. 502 00:41:28,638 --> 00:41:31,300 <i>Then they must be delighted with your career.</i> 503 00:41:31,407 --> 00:41:34,069 - What do you mean? - You rarely are. 504 00:41:34,177 --> 00:41:36,372 You just wait! Just you wait! 505 00:41:36,479 --> 00:41:39,539 When I strike, they won't know what hit them. 506 00:41:39,649 --> 00:41:41,844 Tractor approaching. 507 00:41:41,951 --> 00:41:44,920 Now get after him. That's the man. 508 00:41:47,390 --> 00:41:50,655 - Hey, stop! - Stop! 509 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,728 Stop! Please! 510 00:41:52,829 --> 00:41:55,525 Stop, please! Please stop! 511 00:41:58,701 --> 00:42:01,397 Please stop! 512 00:42:01,504 --> 00:42:04,405 <i>- Are you the farmer? - Shut up! I'll deal with this!</i> 513 00:42:04,507 --> 00:42:06,600 We've gone on holiday by mistake. 514 00:42:06,709 --> 00:42:09,075 We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer? 515 00:42:09,178 --> 00:42:12,238 Stop saying that, Withnail! Of course he's the fucking farmer! 516 00:42:12,348 --> 00:42:15,476 We're friends of Montague Withnail. 517 00:42:15,585 --> 00:42:18,179 We desperately need fuel and wood. 518 00:42:18,287 --> 00:42:21,586 Montague Withnail. You must know him! 519 00:42:21,691 --> 00:42:23,852 Fat man, owns the cottage. 520 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,861 I seen a fat man. London type. Queer