Big Fat Liar

458 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:30,980 Stand back, son. Let me try and stamp it out with this lit cigar. 459 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,942 I seem to be making matters worse. 460 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,981 <font color="#808080">(EXCLAIMS)</font> 461 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,984 Good move, Smoky! 462 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,069 Hold on! Help is on the way. 463 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,465 Stand back! 464 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,506 <font color="#808080">(EXCLAIMS)</font> 465 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,919 You're sick! All I wanted you to do was to tell my dad I wrote that paper! 466 00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:00,679 Or what? You'd shoot me with a spitball? Give me a wedgie? 467 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:05,279 Grow up! This is Hollywood, baby. It's a dog-eat-dog town. 468 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,239 Worse. We got cats eating cats. 469 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:11,909 We got fish munching fish. We play by our own rules. 470 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,599 I'm not leaving until you make that call! 471 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,062 I'll make a call, all right. 472 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,999 <i><font color="#804040">ROCCO</font>: Malone speaking.</i> 473 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,399 Rocco, this is the Wolf. 474 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,021 Send some of your boys down here. I got a Code W. 475 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:29,346 Another angry writer refusing to leave. Wolf out. 476 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,039 I tried to play fair, Wolf, but you asked for it! 477 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,359 <font color="#808080">(IMITATES NERVOUS CHUCKLE)</font> 478 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,959 You don't know who you're messing with! 479 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,307 Come on! 480 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,822 Thanks for holding. Can you spell Soderbergh for me? 481 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,504 Thanks, Steven. I'll have Mr. Wolf return. 482 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,359 Marty Wolf Pictures. 483 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:53,869 You don't understand! Let go! 484 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,865 It was my idea! 485 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,759 And I wrote <i>The Nutty Professor. </i> I've heard it all before. 486 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,199 <font color="#804040">JASON</font>: Get off me! 487 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,559 Hi. 488 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,159 Hi, Astrid. Adam Sandier called to set up a lunch. 489 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,101 I sent flowers to Meg Ryan because she sounded like she had a little cold. 490 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,719 And I scheduled a deep body massage for you at 3:00. 491 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,546 You look like you could use a little "you" time. 492 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,799 Thank you, kind stranger. 493 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,946 What can I say? This is Hollywood, Kaylee. It's a fish-eat-fish town. 494 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,679 They play by their own rules out here! 495 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,119 Does that mean we're going home? 496 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,468 As soon as Wolf admits he stole my story. 497 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,999 I'm not trying to be negative, 498 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,319 but didn't we just find out Wolf isn't going to admit that? 499 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,439 He'll do it. 500 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,519 How? 501 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,061 Because I have his life in the palm of my hand. 502 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,747 Great. So we're stealing now? 503 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,759 We're not stealing, we're borrowing. 504 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:53,119 I have Wolf's alarm codes, credit card numbers, his schedule. 505 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,159 So? 506 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,199 So, this is awesome. 507 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,359 In a day, I'll figure out how to use this info against him. 508 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,264 I don't know, Jas. 509 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,820 I can't go home until my dad knows the truth. 510 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,742 If you saw how he looked at me. It was like... 511 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,103 I don't know, like I wasn't his kid anymore. 512 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,422 Do you think your plan might include food and a place to sleep? 513 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,468 The guard! Let's get out of here. 514 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,788 <font color="#804040">JASON</font>: Let's check out that warehouse. 515 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,541 Looks like we found our temporary home. 516 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,662 <font color="#804040">KAYLEE</font>: Look at all this stuff. 517 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,759 <font color="#804040">JASON</font>: All right, Kaylee. We'll need clothes and supplies. Let's hunker down 518 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,064 until the law dogs leave, then start racking up the merch. 519 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,223 What are you talking about? 520 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:39,230