Dìdi (弟弟)

FAHAD: Can you type any faster? 509 00:31:03,432 --> 00:31:05,567 CHRIS: Bro, hold on. 510 00:31:06,435 --> 00:31:07,837 CHRIS: All right, is that good? 511 00:31:07,871 --> 00:31:09,906 Dude, no. 512 00:31:09,939 --> 00:31:12,307 -Are you serious? -Nah. -What? 513 00:31:12,341 --> 00:31:13,910 Bro, oh, my... For the love of God, 514 00:31:13,943 --> 00:31:15,411 please let me talk to her for you. 515 00:31:15,444 --> 00:31:17,579 -No, bro. This is... -What the fuck is that?! 516 00:31:17,613 --> 00:31:19,314 -This is fine, bro. -What is that? 517 00:31:19,348 --> 00:31:20,549 No, it's not fine. 518 00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:22,217 -You have no game, bro. -Nah, bro. 519 00:31:22,251 --> 00:31:23,419 -Come on, bro. -Dude, come on. 520 00:31:23,452 --> 00:31:24,854 I could get you this girl right now. 521 00:31:24,888 --> 00:31:26,789 -CHRIS: Bro, I... -Dude, please. 522 00:31:26,823 --> 00:31:28,290 One sentence. One sentence. 523 00:31:28,323 --> 00:31:29,692 -Fine. One sentence. -All right. Let's go. 524 00:31:29,725 --> 00:31:31,460 -CHRIS: One. -All right. 525 00:31:32,862 --> 00:31:34,831 How about "get boba"? 526 00:31:34,864 --> 00:31:37,366 Come on, that's good. 527 00:31:37,399 --> 00:31:39,435 -Okay, cool. Fine. Whatever. -All right. Cool. 528 00:31:39,468 --> 00:31:41,704 Let's do this real quick. 529 00:31:42,906 --> 00:31:44,406 -Bro! Bro, you can't... -(laughing) 530 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,975 Dude, give me my fucking phone! 531 00:31:46,009 --> 00:31:47,010 Hold his ass down! 532 00:31:47,043 --> 00:31:48,577 Soup, hold his ass down! 533 00:31:48,610 --> 00:31:50,279 -Hold him down! -Give me my fucking phone back. 534 00:31:50,312 --> 00:31:51,714 -Give me my fucking phone back. -Oh, shit. 535 00:31:51,747 --> 00:31:53,515 -Hold him down! -Give me the phone, dude. 536 00:31:53,549 --> 00:31:55,451 I'm not fucking playing around. Give me the phone. 537 00:31:55,484 --> 00:31:57,252 (groans) Yo, what are you saying, bro? 538 00:31:57,286 --> 00:31:58,822 -SOUP: Sound like a bitch, boy. -CHRIS: Ow! 539 00:31:58,855 --> 00:32:00,857 -No, what are you... -I thought you were stronger than this. 540 00:32:00,890 --> 00:32:02,624 -Come on. -Little bitch, bro. (groans) 541 00:32:02,658 --> 00:32:03,827 Oh, hi, Nai Nai. 542 00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:05,461 Hey. Hello. 543 00:32:05,494 --> 00:32:07,496 (clamoring continues) 544 00:32:09,298 --> 00:32:11,366 Nai Nai, help. 545 00:32:12,801 --> 00:32:14,636 -SOUP: Your boyfriend, sexy time. -NAI NAI: Good friend. 546 00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:16,005 SOUP: Come on, dance for your grandma. 547 00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:17,539 Nai Nai... 548 00:32:21,310 --> 00:32:23,278 -I love you, too. -Bye-bye. -CHRIS: Get off me. 549 00:32:23,312 --> 00:32:24,580 FAHAD: Done. 550 00:32:24,613 --> 00:32:26,749 CHRIS: What did you say? What did you say? 551 00:32:26,782 --> 00:32:28,751 -Bro, come on! -FAHAD: I don't know, dude. 552 00:32:28,784 --> 00:32:30,352 -We'll find out. -(groans) 553 00:32:30,385 --> 00:32:31,754 -(phone chimes) -Oh! 554 00:32:31,787 --> 00:32:33,422 What? Wait, what'd she say? 555 00:32:33,455 --> 00:32:35,557 -What'd she say? -Oh, whoa. 556 00:32:35,591 --> 00:32:37,259 Come on! 557 00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:40,063 Just thank me later, bro. 558 00:32:40,096 --> 00:32:42,498 (panting) 559 00:33:04,486 --> 00:33:06,688 (upbeat music playing) 560 00:33:07,924 --> 00:33:09,391 (gentle music playing) 561 00:33:09,424 --> 00:33:11,027 NARRATOR (on video): How to kiss like a pro. 562 00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:12,594 Are you a good kisser? 563 00:33:12,628 --> 00:33:14,797 Anybody can be with the right technique. 564 00:33:14,831 --> 00:33:17,566 Step one: clean your mouth. 565 00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:20,669 Brush your teeth, floss and use mouthwash. 566 00:33:20,702 --> 00:33:23,539 Bad breath is the ruination of kissing. 567 00:33:23,572 --> 00:33:27,409 Step two: sit with your partner, preferably in private. 568 00:33:27,442 --> 00:33:30,512 Public displays of affection may be fun for you, 569 00:33:30,546 --> 00:33:33,883 but they make everyone else uncomfortable. 570 00:33:33,917 --> 00:33:35,617 You don't want to do that. 571 00:33:35,651 --> 00:33:38,754 Step three: relax and clear your mind. 572 00:33:38,787 --> 00:33:41,590 Focus only on the person in front of you. 573 00:33:41,623 --> 00:33:44,693 Angle your face to avoid crunching noses. 574 00:33:44,726 --> 00:33:47,864 Lean into the person until your lips touch. 575 00:33:47,897 --> 00:33:51,968 Keep lip contact soft and gentle in the beginning. 576 00:33:52,001 --> 00:33:53,468 WOMAN (moans): Oh. 577 00:33:53,502 --> 00:33:55,671 NARRATOR: Step four: open your mouth enough 578 00:33:55,704 --> 00:33:58,707 to slowly slide your tongue into your partner'