Blazing Saddles

433 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:51,146 ...I hereby assume the duties of the office of sheriff... 434 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,565 ...in and for the township of Rock Ridge." 435 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,735 REVEREND: Gentlemen, let us not allow anger to rule the day. 436 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,654 As your spiritual leader, I implore you... 437 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:02,991 ...to pay heed to this good book and what it has to say. 438 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,243 [GUNSHOT] 439 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,953 Son... 440 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,788 ...you're on your own. 441 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:14,294 [IN DEEP VOICE] Hold it! 442 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:18,048 The next man makes a move, the nigger gets it. 443 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:25,180 Hold it, men. He's not bluffing. 444 00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:28,183 Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it. 445 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:33,229 Drop it, or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town! 446 00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:36,858 [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Lordy, Lord, he's desperate. Do what he say. 447 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,319 Do what he say! 448 00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:58,546 Isn't anybody gonna help that poor man? 449 00:29:58,713 --> 00:30:02,550 Hush, Harriett. That's a sure way to get him killed. 450 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:04,886 Help me! Help me! Help me! 451 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:07,889 Somebody help me! Help me! Help me! 452 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,724 Help me! 453 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,309 [IN DEEP VOICE] Shut up! 454 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:19,150 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh, baby, you are so talented. 455 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:21,861 And they are so dumb. 456 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,240 [CHATTERING AND SHOUTING] 457 00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:27,200 Order. 458 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:29,035 Order. 459 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:33,540 Goddamn it! I said, order! 460 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:36,167 You know, Nietzsche says: 461 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:39,087 "Out of chaos comes order." 462 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:41,089 Blow it out your ass, Howard. 463 00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:42,757 Oh. 464 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:46,428 Now, everyone be quiet... 465 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:50,306 ...whilst we listen to Harriett Van Johnson... 466 00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:54,853 ...our esteemed school marm, as she reads a telegram... 467 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:59,149 ...that she herself has composed to the governor... 468 00:30:59,315 --> 00:31:02,110 ...expressing our feelings... 469 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:05,405 ...about the new sheriff. 470 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,490 [CHEERING] 471 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:13,913 "To the Honorable William J. Le Petomane, governor." 472 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,206 [ALL SHOUTING] 473 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,792 MAN: We can't hear you! -Forgive me. 474 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:21,713 I'm not used to public speaking. 475 00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:27,886 [YELLING] "We, the white, God-fearing citizens of Rock Ridge... 476 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:32,182 ...wish to express our extreme displeasure... 477 00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:34,893 ...with your choice of sheriff. 478 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:38,021 Please remove him immediately. 479 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:40,023 [CHATTERING] 480 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:44,235 The fact that you have sent him here... 481 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,571 ...just goes to prove... 482 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:50,950 ...that you are the leading asshole in the state." 483 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:53,870 [CHEERING] 484 00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:57,707 [COWS MOOING] 485 00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:04,214 [SINGING "DE CAMPTOWN LADIES"] 486 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,137 [CLATTERING] 487 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,347 [GROANING] 488 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,184 The drunk in number two must be awake. 489 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,441 Are we awake? 490 00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:29,864 We're not sure. 491 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:33,243 Are we black? 492 00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:34,786 Yes, we are. 493 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,581 Then we're awake... 494 00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:41,543 ...but we're very puzzled. 495 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:46,089 I think I'd better straighten myself out. 496 00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:48,466 [GRUNTING] 497 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,677 BART: Need any help? 498 00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:52,262 Oh. 499 00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:55,265 All I can get. 500 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:06,568 Thanks. 501 00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:09,779 That's okay. Sit down over here. 502 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,417 Hey, maybe you should eat something first. 503 00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:26,421 No, thanks. Food makes me sick. 504 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:40,351 A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die. 505 00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:43,730 When? 506 00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:49,444 -What's your name? -W...