Companion

Oh, God! 575 00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:56,350 I don't understand. 576 00:32:57,810 --> 00:32:59,728 I feel things. 577 00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:03,774 Anger, guilt, sadness. I-- 578 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:07,736 I know what pain feels like. 579 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:09,154 It's programming. 580 00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:11,865 It's just a way to make you seem more real. 581 00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:14,451 Everything you do, your whole life, 582 00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:16,328 it's just an imitation of a life. 583 00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:21,208 There-- There we go. Perfect. Okay. [sighs] 584 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,752 This is just water. 585 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:26,338 You know, it's from a reservoir in your body. 586 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:27,631 It's like wiper fluid. 587 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:30,801 I get it topped off every time I take you in to get serviced. 588 00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:32,052 Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick. 589 00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:33,512 No, you're not! 590 00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:36,223 Iris, it's programming. 591 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:38,434 Stop saying that! 592 00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:43,230 Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry. 593 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,315 I know this must be a lot to process. 594 00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:58,954 Okay. 595 00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:02,541 Okay, what? 596 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,376 I'm not real. 597 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,464 But I'm still yours. 598 00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:12,676 We can get through this. We can go back home. 599 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,053 I'll do whatever you want. 600 00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:19,016 I'll cook for you, wait on you, make love to you. 601 00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:22,728 I can make you happy, Josh. 602 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,689 I can make you so, so, so, so happy. 603 00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:29,359 No. 604 00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,321 I'm sorry, Iris. That can't happen. 605 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,239 Why not? 606 00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:36,825 [Kat] Uh, what are you doing? 607 00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:40,120 - Nothing, okay? - What the fuck 608 00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:41,121 are you waiting for? 609 00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:42,790 - Shut her down already. - Shut me down? 610 00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:45,626 - Fuck, Kat. Jesus Christ! - What is she talking about? 611 00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:47,544 - Shut me down? Josh! - Nothing, nothing. Just-- 612 00:34:47,628 --> 00:34:49,421 Will you excuse me for a second, Iris? 613 00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:50,506 Josh! Please! 614 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,132 - Dude. - No, come on. 615 00:34:52,216 --> 00:34:53,383 [Iris] Josh! 616 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,094 [inhales sharply] Josh. 617 00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,306 [grunts] 618 00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:02,351 [breathing heavily] 619 00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:04,812 [Josh] <i>You can't do that, Kat.</i> 620 00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:06,647 <i>You can't tell a robot</i> <i>you're gonna shut it down.</i> 621 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:09,358 That's, like, not cool at all. 622 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,069 Well, okay, I don't like surprises, Josh. 623 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:14,321 This was not part of the plan. 624 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,573 Look, I know, and I'm sorry, but I mean, 625 00:35:16,657 --> 00:35:18,242 considering everything she's done for us, 626 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:20,452 I figured she was at least owed an explanation. 627 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,412 And-- 628 00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:24,540 Okay, look, I wanted to say goodbye. 629 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:25,624 Are you kidding? 630 00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:28,752 She's a piece of plastic that you have sex with. 631 00:35:28,836 --> 00:35:29,670 Ugh. 632 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:32,297 Saying goodbye to her is like saying goodbye 633 00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:34,007 to the sock you jerk off in. 634 00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:35,634 Okay, she's not a sock. 635 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,305 [Josh] <i>The plan hasn't changed, Kat.</i> 636 00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:42,307 <i>I'm just adding</i> <i>one tiny, extra step.</i> 637 00:35:42,391 --> 00:35:44,726 <i>Just a final farewell.</i> <i>And then I will switch</i> 638 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:46,186 <i>all of her settings</i> <i>back to normal.</i> 639 00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:49,064 And then, yeah, I'll shut her down permanently. 640 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,774 - And then? - And then nothing. 641 00:35:50,858 --> 00:35:52,276 Then we crack open a bottle of champagne, 642 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:53,777 and we wait for the cops to show up. 643 00:35:53,861 --> 00:35:56,029 [grunting] 644 00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:57,489 [Josh] <i>I mean, the hard part's over.</i> 645 00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:00,284 <i>Which, by the way,</i> 646 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:01,994 like, holy fucking shit! Right? 647 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,454 [Josh] <i>I mean, you plan,</i> <i>and you plan, you plan,</i> 648 00:36:04,538 --> 00:36:06,039 <i>and you, like, know</i> <i>it's gonna happen,</i> 649 00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:07,708 <i>but then, like, it happens,</i> <i>and you're ...