On Becoming a Guinea Fowl

Really? 437 00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:28,579 Who do you think is sat in the corner? 438 00:30:29,121 --> 00:30:30,831 I haven't seen her. 439 00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:33,417 That's his wife. The one crying like a cow. 440 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,169 -(MOOING) -(LAUGHS) 441 00:30:35,252 --> 00:30:41,049 Listen, her style of crying has a pattern. 442 00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:45,512 She's like, "Freddy, Freddy"! 443 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:49,975 Where did you get that style from? 444 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:51,393 Did you download it? 445 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:53,604 I don't know... 446 00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:56,440 Do you know what surprises me? 447 00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:57,858 (IN ENGLISH MIXED WITH FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 448 00:30:57,941 --> 00:31:00,611 Why are they mourning Uncle Fred like he was an angel, 449 00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:02,654 not a pervert? 450 00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:07,326 (IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) This funeral should have been fast tracked. 451 00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:10,287 Just get the body and bury it. 452 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:12,581 -We throw it. -We move on. 453 00:31:13,248 --> 00:31:14,249 (GRUNTS IN EXASPERATION) 454 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:17,252 Anyway, what's this we're drinking? 455 00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:19,963 MAPALO: And now they're saying, "Cook for the widow." 456 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:21,757 Me? Nonsense. 457 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,425 Do you even know how to cook? 458 00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:25,135 -(BANGING ON DOOR) -(EXCLAIMS) 459 00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:27,095 -AUNTY SAMPA: Mapalo... -(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY) 460 00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:30,474 (WHISPERING) Hide the drink. 461 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:32,059 -AUNTY SAMPA: Mapalo. -(CONTINUES KNOCKING) 462 00:31:33,185 --> 00:31:36,146 -AUNTY SAMPA: Musonda, is Mapalo in there? -MUSONDA: Yes, she is. 463 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:38,941 AUNTY SAMPA: So she's ignoring me and not answering. 464 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:40,567 MUSONDA: I don't know. 465 00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:42,236 AUNTY SAMPA: What kind of behavior is this? 466 00:31:42,319 --> 00:31:43,654 -(BANGING ON DOOR) -Shh! 467 00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:48,158 AUNTY SAMPA: Mapalo, if I come in there, it won't be pleasant. You know me. 468 00:31:48,242 --> 00:31:49,576 (NSANSA BURPS) 469 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:53,830 Musonda, when she comes out, bring her to me. 470 00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:00,128 (SIGHS) 471 00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:02,756 You two are trouble. 472 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,968 Of all the people here, they had to choose me. 473 00:32:06,051 --> 00:32:07,511 Where are you going? 474 00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:10,264 I'm going. Someone has to do it. 475 00:32:10,347 --> 00:32:11,932 Shula, come here, come here. 476 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:15,102 Give us the drink. 477 00:32:15,185 --> 00:32:18,230 You want us to get caught? And if you tell, we'll fall out. 478 00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:19,356 SHULA: Tell what? 479 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:23,318 -You owe me. -No, I don't, angel Shula. 480 00:32:23,402 --> 00:32:26,071 Going to cook for the widow. 481 00:32:34,872 --> 00:32:36,123 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 482 00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:45,007 SHULA: Aunty Sampa. 483 00:32:45,716 --> 00:32:47,968 -Yes, Shula. -Where's the widow? 484 00:32:48,051 --> 00:32:49,761 The widow's been taken up there. 485 00:32:49,845 --> 00:32:51,847 She's been escorted to a room. Why? 486 00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:53,182 I brought her food. 487 00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:55,475 Oh, Mapalo... 488 00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:56,977 Linda, come here. 489 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:03,025 Show Shula where to take the widow's food. 490 00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:04,568 She hasn't eaten. 491 00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:06,111 CATHERINE: Sampa. 492 00:33:06,195 --> 00:33:08,405 -What's wrong? -No, no, no. 493 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:11,825 Listen, I heard everything. I was there. 494 00:33:11,909 --> 00:33:13,702 I heard everything you said. 495 00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:16,955 -Firstly, what is this? -She hasn't eaten yet. 496 00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:18,207 Whose food is this? 497 00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:20,209 -For the widow. -So that what? 498 00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:21,293 So she can eat. 499 00:33:21,376 --> 00:33:25,339 Listen carefully, Sampa, you know what's happening here. 500 00:33:25,422 --> 00:33:28,050 -That's how you speak to me? -Yes, it is. 501 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:29,968 Catherine, be respectful. 502 00:33:30,052 --> 00:33:32,638 My sister, you know I respect you. 503 00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:34,473 This food isn't going anywhere. 504 00:33:34,556 --> 00:33:35,933 Wherever you're going, 505 00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:39,520 tell them she won't eat anything until we bury... 506 00:33:39,603 --> 00:33:42,773 Shut up. I'm not talking to you. I'm coming for you. 507 00:33:42,856 --> 00:33:44,983 This food i