East Is East

384 00:33:24,650 --> 00:33:26,643 There's hundreds of 'em. 385 00:33:33,659 --> 00:33:36,197 - Thanks a lot, mister! - Sorry. 386 00:33:36,287 --> 00:33:39,952 - That was new. - I buy you new one. 387 00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:44,116 He should send in the army 388 00:33:44,211 --> 00:33:48,256 and sort out these Bengalis once and for all! 389 00:33:52,762 --> 00:33:55,253 Bastard... bastard! 390 00:34:03,439 --> 00:34:05,811 You speak Urdu yet, huh? 391 00:34:07,067 --> 00:34:11,646 I send them learning, but... nothing. 392 00:34:17,578 --> 00:34:20,745 Hussein, go and take the boys to shop. 393 00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:23,446 Sons, 394 00:34:23,542 --> 00:34:26,247 go with Hussein, see how chicken killed. 395 00:34:28,047 --> 00:34:29,209 Go! 396 00:34:30,883 --> 00:34:32,258 Hey! 397 00:34:39,683 --> 00:34:43,598 - Oh, Salaam-alacum! - Waalacum-salaam! 398 00:34:47,066 --> 00:34:50,102 - Mr Shah. - Mr Shah! 399 00:34:50,194 --> 00:34:52,863 - Salaam-alacum! - Waalacum-salaam! 400 00:34:52,947 --> 00:34:56,066 Zaheed, Mr Shah. 401 00:34:56,158 --> 00:34:58,910 - Salaam-alacum. - Waalacum-salaam. 402 00:35:00,704 --> 00:35:02,412 The baby. 403 00:35:02,498 --> 00:35:04,122 Look. 404 00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:08,499 God, I can't believe Shareen's married. 405 00:35:08,587 --> 00:35:11,458 When will she come back from Pakistan? 406 00:35:12,591 --> 00:35:14,667 I dunno, love. 407 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,927 Helen! Make tea! 408 00:35:22,142 --> 00:35:24,135 Put the kettle on. 409 00:35:39,326 --> 00:35:41,900 Hey, oh, cock... 410 00:35:41,995 --> 00:35:46,539 Come on, now. Don't cry. Shh, eh, shh. 411 00:35:50,504 --> 00:35:52,497 My baby. 412 00:35:56,593 --> 00:36:00,045 My wife is really looking forward to seeing those. 413 00:36:00,139 --> 00:36:03,175 We've heard so much about your family. 414 00:36:05,185 --> 00:36:06,977 I mean, six sons. 415 00:36:09,523 --> 00:36:13,106 You've been truly blessed. 416 00:36:15,237 --> 00:36:17,775 Five. One dead. 417 00:37:05,662 --> 00:37:07,655 So, are we agreed? 418 00:37:07,748 --> 00:37:11,828 Abdul will marry Nushaaba and Tariq will marry Nigget. 419 00:37:25,724 --> 00:37:28,262 Your daughters are my daughters. 420 00:37:28,351 --> 00:37:30,344 We are one family. 421 00:38:05,889 --> 00:38:08,380 Uncle, uncle, uncle, eh? 422 00:38:08,475 --> 00:38:11,429 - Salaam-alacum! - Waalacum-salaam. 423 00:38:11,519 --> 00:38:15,648 Aunty-ji, you're looking more beautiful every time I see you. 424 00:38:15,732 --> 00:38:17,725 We all well, yeah? 425 00:38:17,817 --> 00:38:20,818 Why didn't you tell me you were coming? 426 00:38:20,904 --> 00:38:22,398 No problem. 427 00:38:22,489 --> 00:38:25,240 We've come to see "Chaudvin Kha Chand". 428 00:38:25,325 --> 00:38:29,025 Er, lyaaz sahib, this film is not showing today. 429 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:33,414 - Ahh... Oh, well, never mind. - Aunty-ji, no problem! 430 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:38,874 Zaid? Change picture. Put on "Chaudvin Kha Chand". 431 00:38:38,963 --> 00:38:42,415 Sahib, the film is already playing for half hour. 432 00:38:42,509 --> 00:38:45,178 Bhentured! Who owns this cinema? 433 00:38:45,261 --> 00:38:47,337 - You! - So change it! 434 00:38:48,890 --> 00:38:52,473 Whatever my family want, you get. Go. 435 00:38:59,484 --> 00:39:01,477 What the fuck you doing? 436 00:39:01,569 --> 00:39:03,942 You supposed to be flipping working! 437 00:39:04,030 --> 00:39:05,822 Change film, quickly! 438 00:39:05,907 --> 00:39:08,861 You cow-worshipping bastards! 439 00:39:15,542 --> 00:39:18,496 0K, sorry. Listen, please! 440 00:39:18,586 --> 00:39:22,086 0K, up, up. Let's go. Sorry, up, please. 441 00:39:22,173 --> 00:39:24,843 Thank you. 0K, come on. 442 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,692 She's a big star. 443 00:41:01,397 --> 00:41:03,437 Psst, Tariq. 444 00:41:03,524 --> 00:41:05,184 Abdul, what you doing? 445 00:41:05,276 --> 00:41:07,399 - I wanna come. - You can't. 446 00:41:07,487 --> 00:41:08,945 I wanna see it. 447 00:41:12,283 --> 00:41:14,240 Well, hurry up, then. 448 00:41:15,411 --> 00:41:18,198 Off you go. All right. 449 00:41:18,289 --> 00:41:20,780 Hiya, love. Yeah, go on. 450 00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:23,627 Sorry, lads, members only, yeah? 451 00:41:23,711 --> 00:41:27,162 - What? - Listen, I said members only. 452 00:41:27,256 --> 00:41:30,341 - This is shite. - On your way. 453 00:41:32,178 --> 00:41:35,262 - Hiya, all right, in you go. - Sorted. 454 00:41:35,348 --> 00:41:37,720 - All right, Tony, mate? - Bazza. 455 00:41:37,808 --> 00:41:40,430 - Yeah, in you go. - Nice one. 456 00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:43,307 Where do you think you're goin', Smiler? 457 00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:46,766 This is our kid, um... 458 00:41:46,859 --> 00:41:49,694 Arthur. Me name's Arthur. 459 00:41:50,863 --> 00:41:52,488 All right. 460 00:41:55,451 --> 00:41:57,242 All right, yeah? Hiya. 461 00:41:58,746 --> 00:42:01,284 What's all this "Tony" malarky? 462 00:42:01,374 --> 00:42:03,781 Don't worry about it, relax. 463 00:42:03,876 --> 00:42: