The Muppet Christmas Carol

No, it's all right. This is culture. 425 00:29:22,570 --> 00:29:25,504 Jelly bean? I had them in my pocket all along. 426 00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:28,039 What? 427 00:29:40,421 --> 00:29:41,753 Humbug. 428 00:29:42,890 --> 00:29:44,686 Come on. 429 00:29:44,758 --> 00:29:46,386 But I really hate this. 430 00:29:46,461 --> 00:29:48,429 You wanted to know what was happening. 431 00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:51,932 Scrooge's bedchamber is on this side of the house. Jump. 432 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:54,626 There's only two things in this life I hate. 433 00:29:54,701 --> 00:29:56,932 Heights, and jumping from them. 434 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:59,234 Too late now. Come on, I'll catch you. 435 00:30:01,141 --> 00:30:03,474 God save my little broken body. 436 00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,882 Missed. 437 00:30:11,954 --> 00:30:14,649 Wait a second. I forgot my jelly beans. 438 00:30:14,723 --> 00:30:15,781 Um... 439 00:30:23,631 --> 00:30:24,725 What? 440 00:30:24,801 --> 00:30:26,631 You can fit through those bars? 441 00:30:26,703 --> 00:30:28,225 Yeah. 442 00:30:28,302 --> 00:30:29,702 You are such an idiot. 443 00:30:29,771 --> 00:30:31,705 What, what? Hey, what? 444 00:30:32,274 --> 00:30:33,502 What? 445 00:30:33,574 --> 00:30:35,099 What? 446 00:30:48,956 --> 00:30:50,548 Oh, dear. 447 00:30:50,625 --> 00:30:54,996 Scrooge slipped into the empty silence of a dreamless sleep. 448 00:30:55,063 --> 00:30:58,520 You know, a guy could break his tail falling out of this tree. 449 00:30:58,599 --> 00:31:00,590 Want to see what's going on, don't you? 450 00:31:00,668 --> 00:31:02,795 - Yes. - There's Scrooge's window. 451 00:31:02,870 --> 00:31:04,668 Oh, yeah. 452 00:31:23,826 --> 00:31:28,889 Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls one! 453 00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:33,429 Wow! Ouch. 454 00:31:54,890 --> 00:31:58,189 Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me? 455 00:31:58,259 --> 00:31:59,489 I am. 456 00:31:59,562 --> 00:32:04,056 But... you're just a child. 457 00:32:04,133 --> 00:32:07,295 I can remember nearly 1,900 years. 458 00:32:07,368 --> 00:32:10,534 I am the Ghost of Christmas Past. 459 00:32:10,608 --> 00:32:12,369 What business has brought you here? 460 00:32:12,442 --> 00:32:15,137 - Your welfare. - Huh. 461 00:32:15,210 --> 00:32:17,874 A night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare. 462 00:32:17,947 --> 00:32:20,141 Your salvation, then. 463 00:32:20,217 --> 00:32:22,912 Take heed. Come. 464 00:32:27,790 --> 00:32:31,690 I beg you, spirit, I am mortal. I'm liable to fall. 465 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,093 A touch of my hand, and you shall fly. 466 00:32:43,006 --> 00:32:44,996 - What are we doing? - Nothing. 467 00:32:45,073 --> 00:32:46,701 - What? - Just hold on. 468 00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:53,940 - Watch out, Rizzo. - What? Oh! 469 00:32:54,016 --> 00:32:57,043 Whee! 470 00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,516 Hello, London! 471 00:32:59,589 --> 00:33:01,614 Goodbye, lunch! 472 00:33:02,758 --> 00:33:05,319 Spirit? 473 00:33:06,096 --> 00:33:07,221 Yes? 474 00:33:07,297 --> 00:33:08,992 Nothing. 475 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,097 - Look, Rizzo. - I don't want to look. 476 00:33:13,168 --> 00:33:15,967 Spirit? What is that light? 477 00:33:17,540 --> 00:33:19,405 It cannot be dawn. 478 00:33:19,474 --> 00:33:21,772 It is the past. 479 00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:27,542 Look, it's beautiful, Rizzo. 480 00:33:27,617 --> 00:33:29,915 Mommy! 481 00:33:37,061 --> 00:33:39,051 Hey, we're going down. 482 00:33:39,663 --> 00:33:42,096 Hang on, Rizzo. 483 00:33:42,165 --> 00:33:44,861 Sorry, madam. 484 00:33:44,934 --> 00:33:46,868 Pardon me, sir. 485 00:33:46,936 --> 00:33:48,767 Look out, Rizzo. 486 00:33:51,875 --> 00:33:53,968 Rizzo, this is Louise. 487 00:33:54,043 --> 00:33:56,035 Yeah, we've met. 488 00:34:05,222 --> 00:34:09,817 And so they arrived in Ebenezer Scrooge's childhood. 489 00:34:09,892 --> 00:34:12,293 That was the worst trip of my life. 490 00:34:12,362 --> 00:34:13,727 It's over now. 491 00:34:13,797 --> 00:34:16,856 Yeah, safe at last. 492 00:34:17,701 --> 00:34:18,701 No. 493 00:34:19,401 --> 00:34:21,870 No. No! Oh, no! 494 00:34:21,939 --> 00:34:23,338 Nice kitty, nice kitty. 495 00:34:23,408 --> 00:34:25,433 Ow! I'm from New Jersey. 496 00:34:28,244 --> 00:34:30,737 It was the afternoon of Christmas Eve, 497 00:34:30,814 --> 00:34:34,112 and Scrooge was conscious of a thousand odors. 498 00:34:34,184 --> 00:34:39,280 Each one connected with a thousand thoughts, hopes, joys and cares, 499 00:34:39,356 --> 00:34:41,518 long, long forgotten. 500 00:34:43,695 --> 00:34:45,685 It's my old school. 501 00:34:46,631 --> 00:34:48,258 I was a boy here. 502 00:34:49,267 --> 00:34:51,894 That's Henry. 503 00:34:51,969 --> 00:34:54,234 And Edmund, my best frien