Terrifier 3

SANTA: What? 735 00:48:10,894 --> 00:48:11,976 -(HONKING) -(GASPS) 736 00:48:13,976 --> 00:48:16,226 (LAUGHS AND CLAPS) 737 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:17,852 SANTA: Oh, that's good! 738 00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:20,894 (HONKING CONTINUES) 739 00:48:21,018 --> 00:48:22,476 EDDIE: Okay. That's enough. 740 00:48:22,518 --> 00:48:24,476 SANTA: All right, now, look, I'm startin' to like this guy, 741 00:48:24,518 --> 00:48:25,518 I really am. Clowny. 742 00:48:25,602 --> 00:48:27,226 Put-- put your little horn away. 743 00:48:27,351 --> 00:48:28,476 Have a seat. 744 00:48:28,518 --> 00:48:30,602 And, uh, Santa'll buy him a drink. 745 00:48:30,727 --> 00:48:32,976 -(LAUGHS) -(BAG RUSTLES) 746 00:48:33,101 --> 00:48:35,226 SANTA: Clowny, I'm startin' to like you. 747 00:48:38,768 --> 00:48:40,226 JESSICA: Here you go. 748 00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:41,602 I hope I gave you enough marshmallows. 749 00:48:41,727 --> 00:48:42,143 Oh. 750 00:48:42,226 --> 00:48:43,018 It's perfect. 751 00:48:43,101 --> 00:48:43,602 (CHUCKLES) 752 00:48:43,643 --> 00:48:44,727 Thank you. 753 00:48:45,351 --> 00:48:46,143 (SLURPS) 754 00:48:46,226 --> 00:48:47,268 (SIGHS) 755 00:48:47,351 --> 00:48:50,268 Some peace and quiet around here, finally, huh? 756 00:48:50,351 --> 00:48:52,018 You must be exhausted. 757 00:48:53,018 --> 00:48:55,727 No, I... 758 00:48:55,768 --> 00:48:57,476 ...I feel... 759 00:48:59,476 --> 00:49:00,852 What? 760 00:49:02,351 --> 00:49:03,976 Normal? 761 00:49:07,226 --> 00:49:08,476 Look, I'm not going to pretend that 762 00:49:08,602 --> 00:49:12,852 I know what you're going through, because I don't. 763 00:49:12,976 --> 00:49:14,976 I-- I can't even begin to imagine it. 764 00:49:15,894 --> 00:49:19,101 But I promise it'll get better. 765 00:49:20,852 --> 00:49:23,018 You remind me so much of mom. 766 00:49:23,518 --> 00:49:26,101 (TAKES A DEEP BREATH) 767 00:49:26,226 --> 00:49:28,602 Before dad died, 768 00:49:28,727 --> 00:49:31,894 she was the sweetest person. 769 00:49:31,976 --> 00:49:33,226 Could talk to her about anything. 770 00:49:33,351 --> 00:49:33,768 (CLICKS TONGUE) 771 00:49:33,852 --> 00:49:35,476 Yeah, she was. 772 00:49:36,852 --> 00:49:38,226 Mouth like a truck driver, though. 773 00:49:38,351 --> 00:49:39,727 She cursed so much. 774 00:49:39,768 --> 00:49:40,894 (BOTH LAUGH) 775 00:49:40,976 --> 00:49:42,226 JESSICA: So much! 776 00:49:42,268 --> 00:49:44,518 She once called Sister Rosemary a C-U-N-T 777 00:49:44,602 --> 00:49:45,476 in the sixth grade. 778 00:49:45,518 --> 00:49:46,476 (LAUGHS) 779 00:49:46,518 --> 00:49:47,602 I don't know where she came from! 780 00:49:47,643 --> 00:49:49,643 Nobody in our family talks like that. 781 00:49:49,727 --> 00:49:52,101 (TAKES A DEEP BREATH) 782 00:49:52,226 --> 00:49:54,101 I miss her. 783 00:49:56,143 --> 00:49:57,268 I miss her so much. 784 00:49:57,351 --> 00:49:59,643 (SOBS) 785 00:49:59,727 --> 00:50:01,643 I know, sweetie. 786 00:50:01,727 --> 00:50:02,976 I know. 787 00:50:05,268 --> 00:50:06,768 I miss her, too. 788 00:50:10,018 --> 00:50:11,727 (SANTA LAUGHING) 789 00:50:11,852 --> 00:50:12,643 SMOKEY: Hey, Santa. 790 00:50:12,727 --> 00:50:14,351 Looks like you got some competition. 791 00:50:14,393 --> 00:50:15,852 It's Clowny Claus! 792 00:50:15,894 --> 00:50:17,393 (SMOKEY LAUGHING) 793 00:50:17,476 --> 00:50:18,101 SANTA: No. 794 00:50:18,143 --> 00:50:18,976 Hey, you're a natural. 795 00:50:19,101 --> 00:50:19,643 You look good. 796 00:50:19,727 --> 00:50:20,852 But don't get it dirty. 797 00:50:20,894 --> 00:50:21,976 And remember to give it back. 798 00:50:22,101 --> 00:50:24,018 You don't want to get on Santa's naughty list. 799 00:50:24,101 --> 00:50:25,351 (SANTA LAUGHS) 800 00:50:25,393 --> 00:50:26,852 Hey, why don't you tell Santa what you want for Christmas, 801 00:50:26,976 --> 00:50:27,852 little boy? 802 00:50:27,894 --> 00:50:29,101 Better hygiene? 803 00:50:29,226 --> 00:50:31,101 All right, come on, let's have a drink, uh, 804 00:50:31,143 --> 00:50:32,018 for everybody, okay. 805 00:50:32,101 --> 00:50:32,602 Come on. 806 00:50:32,643 --> 00:50:34,476 Got ID? 807 00:50:34,602 --> 00:50:35,226 Come on. 808 00:50:35,268 --> 00:50:36,393 He's obviously old enough. 809 00:50:36,476 --> 00:50:37,476 All right. 810 00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:39,101 You think I'm gonna lose my license for this guy? 811 00:50:39,143 --> 00:50:40,643 Don't bust the clown's balls. 812 00:50:40,727 --> 00:50:42,101 This is normal to you? 813 00:50:42,226 --> 00:50:43,976 Sorry about this, Clowny. 814 00:50:45,101 --> 00:50:46,226 There, see? 815 00:50:46,268 --> 00:50:47,476 He's got it. 816 00:50:51,018 --> 00:50:52,727 Maurice Jackson? 817 00:50:53,602 --> 00:50:54,351 Eddie, ...